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- Sonia delighted in the spontaneity of our sexual salad days.
- Sonia was responsible for awakening my dormant libido and ma...
- One piece on its own seems harmless, doesn't it?
- We realized that the next door neighbours were having pre Ch...
- After all, for some time Jimmy Savile lived in a caravan. Ab...
- I felt my legs start to buckle beneath me and reached out to...
- Top Gear was shot, BC Two was shot.
- Combine the kettle with the refrigerated minibar and wallop.
- A bad breathed copper shouts in my face and I turn my head a...
- And you join me at the annual funfair of North Norfolk Digit...
- Well, as far as I know, the most common meaning is digital r...
- French kissing is a technique in which two mouths dock at th...
- Although the gay man, Scott McLean, was only 10 at the time...
- A fortnight later I was in TV centre with my lawyer.
- She said he was still just very angry with Mr Hitler.
- A bear like homosexual, he was well connected and well to do...
- It worked for Dale Winton, who could switch from air kissing...
- I had an easy way with people and much like Piers Morgan tod...
- He's like Norfolk's very own Jeremy Clarkson.
- With slide out occasional seats allowing generous room for u...
- A terrifying proposition if you imagine them all running at...
- I missed being in and around the Death Star as Jeremy Clarks...
- A beef tomato. By which time the novelty of being able to eq...
- Woosh. Legs together, arms by my side, I shoot up into the a...
- If I stop broadcasting on the TV or radio, well, I don't kno...