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I have a Down syndrome tongue, just walls.
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Drop dead.
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Actions speak louder than words.
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You are garbage.
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You're a fat girl with LA Gear sneakers and I hope you hit a...
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Kind of a fat pig.
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How big a boy are you down there, Sir?
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Are you really are an ass?
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All right, get a hold of yourself.
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You stay and I don't like you.
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I'm a meaty breasted little nothing.
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Hey, Bob, could you look at my thing?
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Alright, yeah, I'm gonna stalk you, you bearded zilch.
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I'm lonely.
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Little fat belly, little fat pale fish belly.
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First of all, I have the metabolism of a glacier.
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Well, that stupid boy.
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Hello.
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À.
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Do you have the perception of an autistic?
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Ohh.
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There you go. Little fat bosoms will clean up after you.
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I didn't say hey, put on your sexy pants.
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You really are an annoying fat chick.
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Of course.