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- Shits weak
- This shit's weak.
- Alright man. You guys got a universal remote controls in the...
- Can't believe you came on my mom.
- Your bed is a car. Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
- I always get a I always think it would suck to be like a att...
- I heard a rumor.
- I'll wait. Listen to me. Look, they're not gonna kill you, a...
- I'm challenging you, Jeff. To what game? Dance dance revolut...
- I'm sorry, dude. I don't even work here. I'm just waiting fo...
- Root cup. Nice. Way to go, mom.
- You sure this is OK? Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your...
- Outside. Bad. It sounds scary. It's not. It's not. My friend...
- うわあ。
- Ohh, my doll is a whore.
- My name is Amir Harry. My name is Jerry.
- Let me guess, was your Dick on fire?
- I'm not afraid of the sun anymore. That's good, buddy. As th...
- Oh, and I'm still going to kill you someday.
- So.
- Nick Swardson Weak