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- Paging Mr. Numbnuts paging. Mr Numbnuts you're God damn phon...
- Do you suck Dicks?
- Ah, great, some jackwagons calling me.
- Jesus H. Christ. It's the ball and chain colon again.
- Are you a Peter puffer?
- Don't you hear the phone ring? It's bumbag, answer it now I'...
- Answer the phone soldier oorah. Or is it huh?
- Hurry the fuck up and answer me before I rang again.
- And your parents have any children that lived.
- You are cute.
- Hold up fuck said that.
- Don't fuck with me again.
- Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my...
- Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
- Holy dog shit.
- Do I make you nervous?
- Hey you little maggot, you make me wanna vomit.
- Are you are a disgusting fat body?
- Do you think I'm cute? Do you think I'm funny?
- I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in...
- Are you allowed to eat Jelly doughnut?
- You're a little scumbag.
- What have we got here? Fucking comedian?
- I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
- It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack...