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Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)
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- "How was your weekend?" She goes, "Great. Remember that guy...
- "So in the dream, I'm trying to get Hugh's gloves." "Jake fr...
- So like a good neighbor, State Farm backs out.
- Dating feels like being a stuffed animal in a claw machine.
- I fall asleep in the middle of the bed like a boy king. "Goo...
- It gets down to me, an older woman towards the front, and I...
- I was like, "I guess you can have it all.". "But there's non...
- You get to tell them about the ghosting, the catfishing, and...
- They're like, "It's a tax write off.". I'm like, "Don't worr...
- "Hey. Good to see you. Glad we're finally doing this." "Did...
- "It's okay that I'm not more symmetrical." "I have this grea...
- Every dating app profile, you get six photos. of what look l...
- Dating is what sucks, and you can opt out of that.
- As they're about to say, "Once, twice, sold to the woman in...
- I wanna hear like, "Hey. I set up a college fund for you."....
- I can't relate to my male comic friends in green rooms. when...
- A friend who went through a breakup still follows her ex on...
- And the more I thought about that, I was like, "Nobody has e...
- I love that story 'cause I can always tell who grew up in ch...
- But then they're like, "This was fun. We should hang again....
- ...but I did drop seven grand on eye contact with Hugh Jackm...
- Now that I'm older, I'm like, "I'm not gonna die alone.". I...
- The first week, he's like, "Hey, what if we had some people...
- And you know, they get back in the car a few hours later lik...
- I think what happened next was Jake could tell. that me and...