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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)
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I feel so insignificant. Of course I always feel insignifica...
Don't do that.
Ah They're going 75 so they'll be there in three billion yea...
Eat my photons smallheads.
Hope you slept well.
Don't leave me with the Germans.
Where's my gun.
The Jetsons 2 After the Armageddon.
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Crow Huh. Crow listen you've gotta stop. Oh Hi Mike I've fou...
Eat at Joe's Eat at Joe's Eat at Joe's.
Well this ought to kill them.
Oh my god my waffle Oh the humanity.
Into the Weenie mobile. Weenie man away.
This is a job for Weenie man.
Must feel like they're inside a bong.
Boy the landlady's gonna be mad. Are you boys cooking up the...
Joe I'm one of these boxes Find me.
G I Joe action set Nerdy Joe not included.
Glad you could join us here at the Buddy Ebsen Society.
Believe me Mike I calculated the odds of this succeeding. ve...
Hello Welcome I'm Dr Clayton Forrester. and soon you will al...
And these are portraits of Exeter and Brack.
Oh yeah this is when science didn't have to have any specifi...
Hey I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me. And f...
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