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According to Jim (2001)
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- (snores softly)
- HI, HONEY. YEAH, IT'S ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT IS IT NOW?...
- I thought I felt a kick. Oh, you will later.
- "ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN, BOY DETECTIVE, "THEN SAID, 'I KNOW WHO...
- -Good morning. I think the kids are still sleeping. What do...
- NOW IT'S ALWAYS SMART, BEFORE WE START, TO REVIEW THE INSTRU...
- It's gonna hurt. No, it won't, honey. I promise. Yes, it wil...
- OH, MY GOSH. NICOLE ACROSS THE STREET-- HER DAD IS THE COOLE...
- HEY, WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? OUT OF MY HOUSE!
- Daddy, get me a glass of milk? (TV PLAYING) Oh, come on, hon...
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON. CLOSE FOR MAMA. YOU ARE NEVER GONNA GET...
- OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? TURN IT ON I...
- (CRYING) (CHERYL EXCLAIMING) (EXCLAIMS) Oh, baby!
- WELL DONE. BOTTOMS UP. (clinks loudly) OH, ANDY, DAMN IT! (...
- COME ON, GUYS. RUBY'S GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. WOULD YOU GR...
- ALL RIGHT, SPECIAL TREAT ON THE BREAKFAST MENU--. COTTAGE CH...
- Here you go. Jim, would you zip up Kyle's jacket, please? I'...
- THE PUDDING IN THE LOAFERS GAG, HOWEVER... (laughing) WHY, Y...
- Hey, Dana. Hmm. You want to see an optical illusion? Sure....
- COME ON, GIRLS. IT'S $10,000. THEY DON'T JUST GIVE IT AWAY....
- JIM, WILL YOU TELL THE GIRLS TO FINISH THEIR CEREAL? WE'RE R...
- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? WE'RE MOOSES, AND DADDY'S A BE...
- THERE YOU GO. THANKS, BUDDY. GOT ANY PRETZELS IN THERE? I DO...
- Move! Look, Mommy! Daddy bought us ice cream! (GASPS) Oh, no...
- HMM. I SMELL... A BRIBE. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU. TO STEP OUT O...