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Seinfeld (1989)
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- A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with me....
- -May I help you? -Yeah. I'm just going up to see Elaine Bene...
- Cosmo Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
- I think people think of their office as a stationery store w...
- Tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer... ...for the...
- Old people in Florida, they drive slow... ...and they sit lo...
- -So, what do you think? -About what? -About the opera. -I do...
- Any second now. It's light is on. Melissa, waffles are ready...
- I'm tired of pretending I'm excited every time it's somebody...
- I always get the feeling. when lesbians are looking at me th...
- Early. All right. Cold.
- I never figured out why they make these bizarre toilet seats...
- Hey Kramer listen You've seen The Omen right. What exactly w...
- What gives you pleasure. Listening to you. I listen to this...
- Everything on planes is tiny. Tiny food, tiny liquor bottles...
- Serenity now Serenity now. What is that. Doctor gave me a re...
- - Morning. - Morning. I hope you don't mind baking soda flav...
- So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age......
- Hello. Hello.
- According to most studies people's number one fear is public...
- No We just came up for the funeral. Poor Marvin Kessler He w...
- Well, this is it. Oh, this is nice. -Thanks again for the Ch...
- Georgie I'm a divorc e You're not a divorc e. You're just se...
- I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense. Cheapness is no...
- The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same. We m...