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Count Abdulla (2023)
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- But if them vampires come for you, you tell 'em your cousin...
- Can I go out in the sun, like in Twilight, with all the glit...
- BOLLYWOOD MUSIC. Arrey wah, lovers running away from a shaad...
- I need a drink.
- Ya Allah, I'm a fucking vampire, what do I do, Amrita?
- PLEADS IN ARABIC. Please, please, please don't kill me!
- SHE GASPS. Shukar Alhamdulillah.
- FAST PACED MUSIC.
- Er, Ab... It's Abhijeet! His name's Abhijeet.
- I was just, er, looking for single, sexy Muslim boys.
- HE MOANS. What have I done? What have I done?
- I'm sorry, Mr Abdulla.
- Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds with us, Abhijeet, or a...
- Oh, Abs, that's not... It's a... a moonshine.
- A vampire? MAJ SCREAMS. You see, I would have thought vampir...
- Good Lord, Abdulla! A Muslim, of all people, should know you...
- What, you got a problem with a disabled person. trying to ma...
- Muslim blood or Halal blood... BOTH GASP. ...if you will, ta...
- SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake. of combining we...
- But Halal virgin blood, well, finding that is like...
- The chastity belt you got me has broken and... I can't pee.
- But isn't it Ramadan? The month of charity?
- A bite has one percent chance of turning you, and even then...
- HE WAILS. Oh, quit whining. The needle's clean.
- HIGH PITCHED: Mummy! HE SCREECHES. HE BABBLES, SCREAMS. TENS...