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Carry on Up the Khyber (1968)
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Bring on the dancing girls Get rid of this idiot. Fakim off.
Oh how awful What can have happened. I don't like making gue...
Tell Shorthouse to call me an elephant. He needn't bother. I...
Burpas! We are honoured today. by a visit of the great and p...
Oh f udge.
Go to the women's quarters and pay your respects to your mot...
(LAUGHING) (SPRINGS TWANGING) Fight the good fight, brothers...
Remove the first stool. Now remove the second stool. That's...
See the surgeon and get that thing taken out
I still don't trust that fella. Things look rather bad, Sir....
I must say, the wind seems to be a little strong tonight. Wh...
Ah! Ooh. Oh, dear. Ha ha ha ha! I seem to have got a little...
I seem to have got a little plastered.
Come back Come back There's nothing to be afraid of. Oh I do...
Ooh I say He didn't half crack that one did he not. Dearest...
May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your...
But I must take that with me now. Then take me with it. But...
(TRUMPET BLOWING)
You! Come! You have kept our guests waiting. Hurry. The danc...
A thing like that leaves them unmoved. but put the tea in th...
What is there to fear from a warrior. who wears nothing unde...
Well Sir I was on guard duty at the Pass. when this huge Bur...
Hey those are mine. And that's the chap who took them off me...
Snakes and ladders Snakes and ladders.
Widdle! Run! Come on, let's get out of here. Whoa! Here! Wai...
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