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The Aristocrats (2005)
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- That's my friend Paul and I'm looking at his dinger. He's go...
- And I push it into her unwilling anus. And I move my wiener...
- Three women of colour go to this agent. He goes What do you...
- As Liza Minnelli I'm going to sit on top of the piano and fi...
- My son comes out I shoot him in the head and I fuck the bull...
- My grandmother on the stage has an abortion. Gives birth to...
- It's this family the Cavanaghs Anne and William. They're eat...
- And then the talent agent says That's awful What do you call...
- I am catching the ping pong balls and I am catching them in...
- It's a family act but it's a twist cos they're retarded. Wha...
- Y b What would you call an act like that The Cocksucking Mot...
- He could have arms like Popeye.
- Six midgets come out They have sex in a kiddie pool. full of...
- This is a joke exclusive to show business. You'd never hear...
- And let me tell you when my seven year old daughter. is givi...
- I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties.
- You guys want to hear a funny joke No.
- I don't want to Will you hold on please.
- Sobs. And then Aunt Sadie comes in and does an acrobatic num...
- AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS.
- It's a perfect joke. Just hearing out loud descriptions of g...
- Can I get a copy of this I'd like to send it to the kids on...
- Did you ever notice when you kick your girlfriend in the cun...
- Where did these people find employment. How did they develop...
- A lot of you are probably saying Wait Backtrack a little her...