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Here Today (2021)
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- In the tradition of George Carlin and Richard Pryor, we brin...
- Stop sign, left.
- "Slippery when wet?" - You looked? - I had to. I really...
- My God, Stephen Hawking pronounced his name better than he d...
- Ain't no way in hell I'm gonna let you stab me with that Leg...
- Yeah. I'm just getting a little nervous about my speech.
- Don't panic. Are you doing what we talked about?
- I like the fact that the key leaves a mark that wasn't there...
- Absolutely, unless I wanna send an e mail, a text, or make a...
- It's someone who won an auction to have lunch with me at the...
- My father invented the flush toilet.
- Oh, Phil Donahue. Nice to meet you.
- - The hell was that all about? - Sir, hi.
- We'll be there to protect both of you from vicious accusatio...
- Oh, no, sorry, sorry to bother you. Wrong person.
- Excuse me. Are you, by any chance, looking for me?
- That was actually taken on the Mayflower. I did win the shuf...
- Well, belated congratulations. I'm Emma Payge.
- Don't worry about it. Not a problem. Glad you're here.
- Well, he's an actor, and he was doing a scene. from one of y...
- - $2200? That's fantastic. - $2200, my ass!
- I'm sick and tired of writing jokes for you and having you a...
- They have the greatest steak sandwich. That's all I get. It'...
- Oh, can I have extra clams, extra calamari, and extra crab m...
- It started at 20, and then it went up in 50 cent increments.