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The Guru (2002)
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- Pretend I'm not here.
- My pussy is the door to my soul
- I talked to a real live porn star. I think she sounded naked...
- News flash Mother Not all people of color are here to serve...
- You can go this way this way or that way. But you must choos...
- What's wrong You haven't been up here since the Reagan admin...
- Look Rammy I'm engaged to a nice normal guy. You know how ha...
- Do you know why they call it the American dream. Because it...
- Is the Mercedes in the shop or something. Or something.
- He said hi to me What's he doing. He's talking about sexual...
- How come he didn't have any tools. He's a holistic plumber.
- Why are you afraid Kitty. What makes you think I'm afraid. I...
- I give you Swami Bu. VIJAY Swami Bu has gone to another dime...
- My heart beats for you.
- Lexi can I see you in the kitchen. Do you know where it is.
- Is he doing the Macarena.
- Come on man You've got a roof over your head and food in you...
- Enough of this swapping of spit. FATHER Let's celebrate.
- You can't just go and not tell me where. Guru. I have abando...
- Hey you want to lose the pants. Is that part of the movie. C...
- CONGREGATION Yeah.
- What are you watching. My Sharona. You bastards Turn it off....
- Name one Indian star in America Name one. That guy from The...
- The most powerful sexual organ God gave you is your brain. T...
- You're a real bastard you know that.