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Whitney Cummings: Jokes (2022)
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Two guys have sex with a girl, your guy friends next day are...
I'm gonna be like, "Baby, you need to turn this song off."....
I was like, "Baby, this is stunning. We should put this on t...
After we had sex, he's like, "Did you come?". I'm like, "Of...
I'm like, "I haven't seen this episode, I don't know what th...
They're like, "Yeah, my dick is so big, I made that pussy fa...
I was with a girlfriend, like, "Dude, if this is his kid, I'...
I'm not trying to be lazy, I just don't think it's sexy anym...
"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster off th...
He'd be like, "Can I kiss you?". "Can I take off your bra?"...
I'm like, "What are you…?". He's very sweet.
I'm very pro younger guys I'm telling you. They're very swee...
"You're just gonna have to check in, just quick… quick gande...
Um…. I know it's not popular to say, but I'm into older men.
I'm like, "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?". So...
I go down, 20 seconds in, I'm jammed up.
And he said to me, like on our third date, "Just so you know...
Uh, I recently sat him down. and I had to retire a couple se...
People always say, when I tell them I'm dating a younger guy...
You can't trifle with a woman in her thirties, you know what...
I found it very silly, but every time he would say something...
It was like… ♪ Hey, little girl ♪. ♪ Is your daddy home? ♪ ♪...
You're gonna try to tell me when the R. Kelly "Ignition Remi...
I'm like, "What are you doing? This is weird. Yes, of course...
[inhales sharply] Dating an older man is now considered cree...
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