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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis (2018)
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- Are you my nigga?
- So Bruce Willis. What a career right. The Fifth Element The...
- "The Fifth Element," "The Sixth Sense," "The Whole Nine Yard...
- I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first.
- [ Cheers and applause ] [ Van Halen's "I'm the One" plays ]...
- [ Laughter ] Quentin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Ande...
- Martha Stewart shank you for being here. Laughter Shank. Ser...
- That's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life.
- [ Laughter ] And when you got a star like Bruce, it takes no...
- And And it's not just action movies that made Bruce a star....
- [ Laughter ] I had a blast working with Bruce. in a time tra...
- [ Laughter ] Not the one who won an Oscar. and not the one w...
- ...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera, Dennis Rodman,...
- Now, the night of the roast, you may feel a sting.
- ♪♪ ♪ We came here to entertain you ♪ ♪ Leaving here we aggra...
- [ Laughter ] And it's awesome that Edward Norton is here.
- [ Laughter ] We also have peacemaker Dennis Rodman. here wit...
- Let's see Bruce Willis in action, because nobody wants to se...
- ♪ I'm a die hard, Bruce Willis ♪ ♪ Like Bruce Willis, I'm a...
- ♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody gonna give...
- Feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride fuckin' with you...
- ♪ You know I'm born to lose ♪ ♪ And gambling's for fools ♪ ♪...
- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man of the hour, Br...
- So, Bruce Willis.
- Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense,". Bruce goes back...