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It is about time for a Hollywood reassessment. of the gift t...
Would you welcome the very funny Mr. Albert Brooks?
Right. He did name my brother "Adolf Hitler". but they would...
All right, Mrs. Brown. All right now, Mrs.--. No rope. I'm j...
It's that when we finished making love, you used to call me...
And out of the blue, you said-- you said, um, "I've been wor...
"Will I be someone who's loved and respected and known to ha...
- Yelling for help. - And yelling, "I can't breathe!" Yeah....
I can stop a makeup man in the hall and say, "Do me a favor....
Well, the greatest thrill. that I've had as a young person w...
The idea that Albert and you were friends. in high school, t...
And it was a pretty amazing drama class. There were a lot of...
- Yeah. - And it goes on, it goes on and there's rustling be...
I didn't realize someone could be funny that way.
I'll sing a song while you have a cigarette.
I remember when, uh, when I first met you...
But I'm gonna do something to embarrass the hell out of you....
As a kid with my nose pressed up against the glass, okay, so...
I will do my same act. and you people will please use your i...
The sharpest, wittiest, funniest.
So then, with that, you go behind a curtain.
He's so good, you can't steal it. Yeah, I mean like, if you...
I can break eggs on my head as easily as anyone. in the busi...
Well, good evening, everybody. Yes, hello, everybody!
It was my mom's doing. 'cause she never wasted anything. She...
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