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Ted 2 (2015)(sub) Soundboard
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- Fuck yeah!
- (80s POP SONG PLAYING)
- A little boy named John Bennett made a wish
- Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.
- Hashtag "Grr, Mondays."
- Oh! It smells like someb0dy's got a poopy diaper.
- Ha! Fuck you. Fuck you.
- Fuck!
- Crazy son of a bitch!
- Fuckin' A right, I do!
- Hey, shut up, lady!
- Ah, she won't notice.
- For the sperm.
- I love you so much, Teddy.
- All right, I got Dred Scott v. Sandford, Plessy v. Ferguson
- All I know is I feel stuff.
- Get off me!
- All right, let's start with a person.
- Ted, shut up!
- And... (WHOOSHES) Gone!
- Fresh cakes.
- Ted Clubber Lang.
- But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even...
- MALE NARRATOR: And so our story comes to an end.
- Jesus Christ, that's the Starship Enterprise... Forget it