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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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- Hey, motherfucker!
- Dawn of the Dead, man. Great.
- Fuck it. "Pussy" is a scientific word
- With the big old titties. I'm not gonna stare at a woman
- Do you want me to be fucking retarded?
- Andy.
- You have sex and that's the long...
- Mooj, we try to be fair with the schedule but it's hard.
- Watch your mouth, and help me with the sale.
- About to go see Ellen in a little bit.
- Fuck you! Fuck off. Fuck off.
- Way to sell a big TV.
- 'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?
- Go shoot yourself in the fucking head.
- Like the gayest thing you could possibly do, okay?
- No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
- So what's in the box?
- So, shit, man. Fuck it.
- All the way.
- Let's see
- And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
- Turban now? Do you see any fucking turban here?
- Fo show
- There is masturbation. Masturbation. Play with yourself.
- What are you, some kind of sex pervert?