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Ted (2012) Soundboard
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- (woman moaning)
- Fuck!
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- A couple of charles brew kowskis
- A cushy $38000 a year branch manager who's personal friends...
- I love you!
- Hey lori can you set the alarm for 11 00 a m i've got a lot...
- (woman screaming)
- Daddy!
- Fucking cocksucker motherfucker!
- All right fuck it
- It's jesus' birthday tomorrow and you know what i'm gonna ge...
- Because how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your m...
- A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo
- Hey! what did daddy just get you for your birthday huh a rak...
- Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick you can't get me thund...
- Come here you bastard
- What the fuck
- Ah! you suck kareem
- (glasses cracking)
- Woody harrelson smallest dick i've ever seen on a man
- Asshole!
- Ow! fuck! cocksucker! fucking stop! fuck!
- I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip...
- Oh turkey burgers! are we having homosexuals over for dinner...