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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) Soundboard
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- Drum roll. Just kidding.
- ...worm headed sack of monkey shit he is!
- ...ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless,...
- You serious, Clark?
- ...I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or...
- After that long drive, we could use a little private time to...
- Play ball!
- Audrey.
- Oh, shit!
- And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get something fo...
- With this bonus check, I'm putting in a swimming pool.
- You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that.
- Are you okay? Yeah.
- Clark, slow down!
- You smell something?
- Sewer gas.
- Get off me, you little fungus.
- But this is a terrible night. Nothing's gone right. It's a d...
- Can I show you something?
- If he isn't farting around with his lights, he must be insid...
- Oh, dear. Did I break wind?
- ...an angel gets his wings.
- What did I say, nipple?
- And your house is always parked in the same place.
- Clark, I couldn't do that. No, no, we insist.