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Ted 2 (2015) Soundboard
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- I can't see shit in there.
- All right. Now, let's get rid of this
- Objection!
- TED: A ha! I fucking knew it!
- Frozen songs during the opening arguments
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- TED: Oh, my God.
- I never get to fucking say anything!
- Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right
- Yeah, that's true. I've been mistaken for an Ewok three time...
- I defended Ted Clubber Lang in Ted v. Massachusetts.
- Stupid idiot
- And say your goodbyes.
- I'm curing cancer
- I'm busy
- Oh, Shit!
- We sneak into his house, jerk him off in his sleep
- What did you fucking say?
- (CROWD MURMUR)
- Hey. I just got off work and heard your message
- Hey, Sam.
- Really?
- You are literally pop culture illiterate
- No, no, honey, honey, they're classy, they're not like us.
- Ted, can I see you for a moment?