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Bad Santa (2003) Soundboard
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- Up your ass.
- You probably shouldn't be digging in your ass.
- An adult joke for us adults.
- What the fuck you doing? “Fuck stick” in front of the boss?
- And I wasn't as big as one of your legs.
- What the fuck? Kid, what the fuck is wrong with you?
- I like kids. I really like kids.
- Grandma?
- Santa!
- Be my fucking guest. Take a shot.
- For crying out loud, you trucking fucking imbecile.
- I love the hat. Okay.
- And you are in a position of trust. I think perhaps…
- You got some lip on you, midget.
- I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
- That's fucking great.
- Half.
- I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, all right?
- Who the fuck is Thurman?
- Yeah. Fuckin' Darwinian.
- Hacks!
- So I'm gonna be staying here for a while. Things are all fuc...
- With me? I fuck one person.
- Are you telling me that after I propped you up,
- Good night, Santa.