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Van Wilder (2002) Soundboard
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- Back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed
- Coolidge College.
- After we put all the water back in the pool..
- For the love of God
- You're such a bad little Badalandabad.
- Cowboy. All right.
- Sick Boy, how are you doing? Van, the shingles are all g...
- For God's sake!
- Say hi to your gerbil for me
- You must be premed Dick. Yeah, that's right.
- Clothing optional.
- This tastes like shit
- Come as your favorite drunk on jis, come gargling frat boy p...
- All right, people, midterm is next week.
- I'm moving my 7:15 to 8:15, my 8:15 to 9:45...
- And the Chickadees will need a miracle to come back and scor...
- Write that down.
- You see, I cannot go home a virgin.
- Gwenny, thank you
- In me
- And a TA at Coolidge.
- Watch Van do belly flops into a pool...
- You're not boxing out, Big Papa. You're my Windex man.
- God, I love this place.
- But he gave up on me and my mom long before I ever came here...