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Ted 2 (2015)(sub) Soundboard
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- Fuck yeah!
- (80s POP SONG PLAYING)
- A little boy named John Bennett made a wish
- Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.
- Hashtag "Grr, Mondays."
- Fuck!
- Oh! It smells like someb0dy's got a poopy diaper.
- Ha! Fuck you. Fuck you.
- Crazy son of a bitch!
- Fuckin' A right, I do!
- All I know is I feel stuff.
- Ah, she won't notice.
- All right, I got Dred Scott v. Sandford, Plessy v. Ferguson
- Hey, shut up, lady!
- For the sperm.
- Get off me!
- All right, let's start with a person.
- I love you so much, Teddy.
- And... (WHOOSHES) Gone!
- Fresh cakes.
- Ted, shut up!
- But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even...
- Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take?
- MALE NARRATOR: And so our story comes to an end.
- Ted Clubber Lang.