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The Jerk (1979) Soundboard
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- Fox.
- All I did was take the money you sent home
- And that's all I need!
- Actual live weight guessing.
- Sounds like a typical bastard
- ♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪
- Billy!
- And I don't need one other thing.
- Because my sex life is in your hands
- Come on, boy. Good boy.
- I can't do anything right.
- I mean, you got the toilet here.
- God bless us, every one.
- Do you want to play? Is it trouble?
- Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
- This is America!
- And it'll be going south on Hertodo Street.
- ♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
- It's gonna make you puke.
- Can I cash this? Sure.
- And it's because when you take them on and off,
- ⪠Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton âª
- The Lord loves a workin' man.
- He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business.
- ♪ Get on your knees Pick a bale a day ♪