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Weekend at Bernie's (1989) Soundboard
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- All I am saying is, why don't we just pretend he didn't die?
- Bernie, baby, get off your ass. It's party time!
- Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is...
- Let's party.
- A house. Cars. Women.
- Let's go to the beach. No.
- Hey, Bernie. The Maserati. I painted it black for you.
- Floating party. Happens every weekend.
- Hey, Bernie, showing off again?
- Gwen.
- I am usually 45 minutes late. I am early today.
- Dead.
- Get the door
- All right. Enough. It's just until I can afford something de...
- Incidentally, you're a disgusting human being
- Bernie, let go of me.
- Hold the boat, please.
- And we're two schmucks.
- I'm sorry, but we're still gonna die. Not if Bernie's wi...
- Ladies. Hello. How are you today?
- Coming through!
- We're going to be here all weekend. We are houseguests
- Excuse me.
- Here comes Bernie.
- As you may or may not know, Mr. Lomax...