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- Alright troops, this is an important day. Big day. Now you m...
- Boom, roasted.
- No God. No, God, please no, no, no. No.
- That's what she said.
- Dwight, you ignorant slut.
- Am I going to tell them? No, I'm not going to tell them. I d...
- That's what she said. Michael.
- My God, OK, it's happening. Everybody stay calm, everyone. W...
- And you can hug it out, bitch.
- I'm prison, Mike.
- Drum roll.
- あー。
- I declare.
- Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other after...
- I'm gonna kill myself. I'm going to kill myself, and it's yo...
- Bros before hoes. Why? Because your Bros are always there fo...
- Come on, guys. Early worm gets the worm.
- That's what she said
- Drumroll please. Can anybody guess?
- Don't drop the soap. Don't drop the soap.
- Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different...
- I'm prison Mike. You know why they call me prison Mike?
- Thank you very much, Sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
- Well, well, well. How the turntables?
- I have hemorrhoids.