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Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
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- "NIGGER, DON'T DO THAT, THAT'S 5 TO 10 !
- I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK !"
- "GOTCHA BITCH !"
- ( Cagney voice ) "AHH... "
- "FUCK YOU, NIGGER, I'LL KILL YOU !
- AHH, SEE ?!"
- DAVE CHAPPELLE !
- "AHH, THANK GOD, OFFICER, HELP US !
- NO, FUCK THAT, NIGGER, FUCK IT, I'M ON MY WAY !"
- "DAMN, LOOK AT THEM TITTIES !"
- NO, NIGGER, UH UH.
- IS 'CAUSE I'M BLACK.
- HE SAID, "FUCK YOU, NIGGER, I GOT KIDS TO FEED !"
- IF PUSSY WAS A STOCK,
- A CRACK HEAD WAS RUNNING ACROSS THE STREET
- HER TITTIES ARE ALL MASHED TOGETHER.
- NOW, THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME, DAVE CHAPPELLE, THE COMEDIAN,
- BAM !
- MAKE ME A WHORE."
- "I'M A LITTLE HIGH...
- I MEAN, I WAS FUCKIN' DISGUSTED,
- CHILLIN' AND SHIT.
- "HELP !
- A CRACK HEAD WOULD COME UP TO THE CAR
- STOP SUCKING THE AMBASSADOR'S DICK."