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I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK !"
"NIGGER, DON'T DO THAT, THAT'S 5 TO 10 !
"GOTCHA BITCH !"
( Cagney voice ) "AHH... "
"FUCK YOU, NIGGER, I'LL KILL YOU !
AHH, SEE ?!"
DAVE CHAPPELLE !
"AHH, THANK GOD, OFFICER, HELP US !
NO, FUCK THAT, NIGGER, FUCK IT, I'M ON MY WAY !"
"DAMN, LOOK AT THEM TITTIES !"
NO, NIGGER, UH UH.
IS 'CAUSE I'M BLACK.
IF PUSSY WAS A STOCK,
HE SAID, "FUCK YOU, NIGGER, I GOT KIDS TO FEED !"
HER TITTIES ARE ALL MASHED TOGETHER.
A CRACK HEAD WAS RUNNING ACROSS THE STREET
MAKE ME A WHORE."
"I'M A LITTLE HIGH...
BAM !
I MEAN, I WAS FUCKIN' DISGUSTED,
NOW, THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME, DAVE CHAPPELLE, THE COMEDIAN,
"HELP !
CHILLIN' AND SHIT.
"I GOT THAT WEED IF YOU NEED ME !
A CRACK HEAD WOULD COME UP TO THE CAR
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