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Yo!
Jeff Gerald, ABC News, Gilbert, Texas.
A chicken shit sheriff in a chicken shit town.
Aw, shit.
Y'all come back now, you hear?
A bunch of crazies break into my house tonight,
Sung. Sung to music.
I'm talkin' a full nut.
A ballerina?
Y'all come back now, you hear?
Is a sorry son of a bitch.
Melvin.
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
Until that famous college football celebration.
And when I start the music, I want you Dogettes to start wit...
And again, the Longhorns' break is stopped.
Aw, shit!
Tah dah!
What are you doin'? Man!
How's your tallywacker hangin'?
A feller could ask a girl to dance,
Admit that they put less peanuts
Ain't that the truth.
Can you dig it?
He's gonna kick that boy's ass.
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