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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
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- Yo!
- Jeff Gerald, ABC News, Gilbert, Texas.
- A chicken shit sheriff in a chicken shit town.
- Aw, shit.
- Y'all come back now, you hear?
- A bunch of crazies break into my house tonight,
- Sung. Sung to music.
- I'm talkin' a full nut.
- A ballerina?
- Y'all come back now, you hear?
- Is a sorry son of a bitch.
- Until that famous college football celebration.
- And when I start the music, I want you Dogettes to start wit...
- Melvin.
- Y'all come back now, ya hear?
- How's your tallywacker hangin'?
- And again, the Longhorns' break is stopped.
- Tah dah!
- Aw, shit!
- What are you doin'? Man!
- A feller could ask a girl to dance,
- Admit that they put less peanuts
- Ain't that the truth.
- Can you dig it?
- He's gonna kick that boy's ass.