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Mystery, Alaska (1999)
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- What the fuck ass fuck of a bum fuck, shithole town is this?
- Caboose, holding on back there? Yeah.
- Maximum.
- "What the fuck ass fuck of a bum fuck shithole town is this?...
- Cock fucking suck ass fucker!
- Fuck me!
- Fancy.
- The NHL named Wayne Gretzky as its player of the month.
- Where does it say Canadian National Anthem?
- The New York Rangers?
- Great pass! Great pass!
- Nobody thinks the Dallas Cowboys are actually cowboys.
- Fat men don't shovel, Bailey.
- And the Sports Broadcasting Corporation,
- The New York Rangers are professionals.
- The New York Rangers.
- That's Jonathan Slaven. Scott Pitcher. Hi.
- Bailey!
- Here we go. Let's play hockey.
- Aw, shit!
- The New York Rangers! You don't get it, do you?
- The NHL feels it'll be great publicity,
- I'm a premature ejaculator.
- Stretch 'em out.
- Making these fat sounds.