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What the fuck ass fuck of a bum fuck, shithole town is this?
Caboose, holding on back there? Yeah.
Maximum.
"What the fuck ass fuck of a bum fuck shithole town is this?...
Cock fucking suck ass fucker!
Fuck me!
Fancy.
The NHL named Wayne Gretzky as its player of the month.
Where does it say Canadian National Anthem?
The New York Rangers?
Great pass! Great pass!
Nobody thinks the Dallas Cowboys are actually cowboys.
The New York Rangers are professionals.
Fat men don't shovel, Bailey.
And the Sports Broadcasting Corporation,
The New York Rangers.
That's Jonathan Slaven. Scott Pitcher. Hi.
Bailey!
The NHL feels it'll be great publicity,
Here we go. Let's play hockey.
Aw, shit!
The New York Rangers! You don't get it, do you?
I'm a premature ejaculator.
Stretch 'em out.
Making these fat sounds.
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