The Wrong Mans (2013) - Season 2 Edit

A drink on its own is 99p and hot and crunchy wedges are £1.50.

A full inquiry is the only way...

A lot of money.

A no one who just brought down Carlos Espinosa.

A second more and it's all blown.

A sexy way, I guess.

A three litre bottle of Coke and, you know, that, that...

About eight or nine months ago now.

About last night,

Actually, I brought you some Christmas pressies.

Adios, Phil.

Afternoon.

Agent today and he thought it best if you had an attorney present.

Agh, agh, agh!

Ah, it's... Well, it's Phil.

Ah, now that sounds a bit...

Ahem.

All of those things are true!

All right then. Let's see this.

All right, I'll shoot him, then.

All right, it's harder than I thought.

All right, thank you.

All right?

All right. See you later.

All thanks to these guys.

All the money and half a tonne of pure Colombian,

Always has done, always will do.

Amazing.

An order for two vending machines to be delivered to the sixth floor.

And anyway, I think I might actually need to go.

And anyway, it was not all those things I fell in love with.

And anyway, maybe it's not shit happening to us.

And even if you did, she can't get you out of here today.

And for me,

And get a colour that he would have approved of.

And get your hands up.

And he could have got a C in science.

And he resented every second he was forced to wear it.

And he's a psycho.

And here's what you're going to say.

And how do we get there?

And I can't bear the thought of her being on her own, Sam, I can't.

And I don't think an inquiry is going to do that.

And I killed his only son and ten of his other men,

And I need to know that I'm with someone who's prepared to roll deep.

And I will take that to my grave.

And I'm Reza.

And if it isn't that one, I will find one some place else!

And if you spill a word about Mr Espinosa, there will be no tomorrow.

And in the States.

And intent to traffic cocaine,

And is that because...?

And it wasn't 75,000, it was 82,000.

And it wasn't three dagos, it was four.

And it's just, I've got to be with her, Sam, right. I've got to leave now.

And it's not, it's very clearly yours.

And jump a lot of hurdles,

And knock out a perfect synthetic eye?

And last summer he killed a kid.

And maybe we would have got them before they got you,

And most important members of our team,

And my man Sam. I mean Terry. I mean Jeremy.

And my son hated it, so, so for the new one I decided to try

And no one else knew more than the names on that list,

And Noise Guidance Advisor for Berkshire County Council!

And obviously really normal for us, given what we do.

And once we put a whole tube of Mentos in

And that he's the one person who got to you before you could get to him.

And that they were given to you by an associate of Carlos Espinosa,

And that's it, you're done.

And the eye?

And then abseil down to the sixth floor.

And there it is, there it is.

And there's a reward for any information that leads to

And there's no way you could have flown that cargo plane.

And these must be yours?

And they'll only find the murder weapon the day

And they'll try again and we can't guarantee we'll stop them.

And they're the same as each other's.

And this is Phil.

And to be fair, you do say some ridiculous stuff...

And very probably killing us.

And we can't get a man's eye out of his head without him noticing

And we're not yours, we're really not, we just...

And what about a grenade? Am I allowed a grenade?

And what does facetious mean?

And what, you were going over to England to play some shows?

And when all is said and done, I'm sorry.

And with a little co operation, I can get you home.

And work that I couldn't cater for her needs.

And yes, that's opened doors for me. It is not a level playing field.

And you can say goodbye to your share of the 45 million.

And you can't bloody stand it!

And you got away using sweets in a cola bottle?

And you haven't taught yourself Cantonese.

And you should see the other guy, except you'd have to dig him up.

And you will see your mum.

And you're still going to jail.

And you're willing to say this?

And you've handled VX before?

And...

Angleterre, baby, maintenant!

Anybody seen Lizzie?

Anyone can get in there.

Anyone fancy a mint? A chewy?

Anything you do say may be held against you in a court of law.

Apart from me.

Apart from revenge, in which case it must be personal,

Apparently.

Are they... poised?

Are you crazy? What if someone sees us?

Are you definitely all right to have them?

Are you drinking, Terry, in my yard?

Are you insane? That could be worse.

Are you not eating those beans?

Are you prepared to roll deep?

Are you serious about this?

Argh, argh!

Argh, argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Arrgh!

Arrgh!

Arrgh!

As in a goat, as in a baby goat.

As long as you stay here, you're safe

As soon as you give them the chemical agent,

Assassins, ninjas, don't.

At some point, probably today,

Auf Wiedersehen.

Aw, Mr Cross...

Back up, back up! I'm being attacked!

Banned from The Litten Tree on Friday nights.

Because after a long flight it takes a while to get things moving.

Because he's dead. Is it?

Because he's, he's doolally.

Because I actually cancelled it about, oh,

Because I am taking an eye back to Texas no matter what

Because I'd love to see how you guys handle dangerous chemical

Because I'll be trying to forget it as soon as possible.

Because I've been doing some thinking.

Because ideally I need to leave ASAP.

Because we can't.

Because we have it here every year.

Because we need to get home.

Because we were told he could get us home.

Been planted, so it couldn't have been him.

Before giving it all up to come and do stunts on a forklift truck.

Before we go to meet the buyer.

Being made to retrieve chemicals for terrorists!

Beretta, semi automatic.

Best Christmas ever.

Best friends.

Bien sur, but it is off season.

Bless you.

Bloody hell!

Bloody hell.

Blowing up a school or whatever.

Bob, have you got a phone I can borrow?

Bolsheokhtinsky Bridge, Soldovka Hospital, Victoria Airport,

Borrow me a euro?

Boys, boys, boys.

Bracknell, really? What's wrong with it?

Bracknell?

Bracknell.

Brimpton Airfield within the next half an hour.

Buried it somewhere so secret and so remote that only I will ever know.

Buried it somewhere so secret, so remote, that only I will ever know.

But because the VX lab has

But don't do anything stupid. All right?

But first you have to be Mitch and Jeremy for another 12 hours.

But I can still think about you.

But I heard that they died in a car bomb.

But I'd be surprised if he's come close to Espinosa.

But I'll never do that to you.

But in a marathon, in wintry conditions, yes, I could.

But in the meantime, there are terrorist cells,

But it's half price Tuesdays.

But Sam, Sam, listen to me, OK?

But that's just the ones they found.

But that's what all this was about getting there, going home.

But the lives of your families and loved ones.

But then how do we pay for the ferry?

But they died in a car bomb.

But they know what they're doing.

But they're bloody racists, though!

But this time I'm going to make sure I see you die.

But we are going to cross a lot of bridges, OK.

But we arrive four hours later, when there is only one guard.

But we can't make bombs though.

But we can't make this into a bomb.

But we paid.

But we weren't his enemy.

But what can you do

But what's the point in getting home if we can't have our lives back?

But when do you think she'll let us out of here?

But who was fixing me?

But you are real.

But you can't stay.

But you were the best brain and heart surgeon in Britain.

But you're right, this was never going to work long term.

But you're the one living in a cage.

But your...

But, in lieu of a fee, Mr Espinosa thought

By the names of Samuel Pinkett and Philip Bourne?

By the time you have retrieved the VX O5.

Bye.

Call me a sentimental old fool, or maybe I'm just

Can I call you again?

Can I just get everybody's...? Guys?

Can I see your driver's licence, please, sir?

Can you help us get documents to get back to Britain?

Can you help us get documents to get back to Britain?

Can you open the door, Len?

Can you turn around?

Can't you just move around?

Cantonese is a walk in the park, Sam, a walk in the "ping pang tow".

Car bombs.

Car time bombs.

Carlos Espinosa, Mexican fella, lives in a cave?

Carlos Espinosa?

Carlos Espinosa?

Carlos Espinosa.

Change of plan.

Check your list, man. This ain't your load.

Christmas jumpers are naff, so she bought me one as a joke.

Chuck, are you in? Course you are. Don? Donny? Yes. Anyone else?

Civilians get shot.

Come off it. You'd love the rodeo, you're just being facetious.

Come on, come on.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, we agreed.

Come on.

Confessed to planting a car bomb too.

Cool as you like, he waits for them to finish,

Cool, so we're on the same page.

Cool.

Cool. See you later.

Correct?

Correct.

Cos we're prisoners so...

Damn straight.

DCRI will take the building and arrest them.

Dickheads!

Did Carlos send you?

Did he play for Stoke?

Did Ross Kemp give them a reason?

Did they find out who planted the bomb?

Did you ask who it was?

Did you bring them?

Did you hear that? They got him.

Did you pack these cases yourselves?

Didn't have much choice.

Different colour this time, though, because my old one was pink

Do you have any dietary requirements for your flight today?

Do you think they made it?

Do you think this is a joke?

Do you want to make a call or not?

Does this thing work?

Don't be cross with me, OK. Promise?

Don't bite me!

Don't do it, Paul. We'll have to shoot.

Don't know.

Don't know.

Don't look now, but there's a man over there staring at me.

Don't make any contact with any one you knew.

Don't make me call the guard in here.

Don't you worry, we're all over this.

Don't! It wasn't Kate's fault, in a way.

Drinking sherry.

Drugs, guns, people, into America.

Drugs, knock off goods, people.

Eat your beans.

Either way, it's serious and I want to be there when she wakes up,

Elizabeth Green speaking.

Elizabeth Green's office.

Er, let's just say they don't have the right... qualities

Er, so was his associate.

Er, spicy bean burger, please.

Erm...

Espinosa's whereabouts.

Etc, etc. I got to go.

Europe, but yeah, you're right.

Even after he was caught, or it's the FSB, somehow.

Everyone could see it, it was amazing.

Everything has been leading up to this mission.

Exactly how soon?

Exactly.

Exactly. You got shot.

Exactly. You're the cub scout.

Excellent work.

Excited about the idea of getting someone out for a change.

Eyes on the suspect.

Federal agents! Hands on your head!

Feels good to be alive.

Feliz navidad!

Feliz navidad!

Final call for flight 228 to London. Please make your way to gate 15.

First she lost my dad and then she thinks I am dead

Five gold rings.

Flight simulator experience.

For a bunch of terrorists, Phil.

For approximately seven hours.

For Lizzie.

For my mum,

For one thing, I can't.

For the record, are these the facts as you stated them to me?

For the UK you need to have a passport.

Foreign spies, people stealing chemical weapons!

Forklift driving licence...

Four minutes to get onto the roof

French Intelligence.

Freshly vacated.

FSB are cleaning up your operation.

Fuck you!

Gentlemen, what exactly can we expect once we're inside the lab?

Get back in.

Get in. Does the name Marat Milankovic mean anything to you?

Get it into your head Samuel Pinkett and Philip Bourne are dead.

Get me a perimeter. I want eyes everywhere.

Get out of here, man.

GET OUT OF THE CAR!

Get out of the car.

Get up.

Get your haz mat suits on. We are leaving for Kocevje in 15.

Get your stinking gorilla hands off of me!

Give me the VX.

Glass. Don't worry, I'll patch him up.

Go on, go on.

Go shopping.

God, we could do with some of that now.

Goddamn!

Good morning, gentlemen. Nice to see you again.

Good.

Good. Because I've got an idea.

Good. We got your message.

Got transferred out last night for their own safety.

Great briefing. All right, Mitch Steele out.

Great.

Gunshot wound. There, bang.

Guys, can I just get one minute...

Guys, I've explained your options.

Guys, who wants to go go karting?

Guys?

Guys?

Guys? Can I...?

Ha ha ha, good one. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha!

Ha, you forgot I had this, didn't you?

Hands on your head!

Hang on, these flights are today.

Hang on, you don't mean...

Hash tag no filter.

Have you any idea how hard it was to find you guys?

Have you ever noticed the wise men?

Haven't you got people in here who can already get to him?

He can only go after one of us.

He crashed into us on his bike. He was trying to kill us.

He did what?

He got to me...

He has kindly paid for my services to act in your best interests.

He left school before he'd finished his GCSEs.

He must have planted the drugs.

He said he's got the money locked away and his eye is the key.

He said he's got the money locked away and his eye is the key.

He'll do it.

He's a racist, a thief, a murderer.

He's going to cash in his paycheck.

He's got a, got a screw loose,

He's heading north.

He's hiding it and you're going to find out where.

He's in the hospital wing.

He's just licked his lips.

He's obviously tracking you somehow, we need to split up.

He's right, Sam.

He's right.

He's some kind of Nazi. It's because we're white.

He's stolen a great deal of money and merchandise from Mr Espinosa.

Heist.

Hello, boys.

Hello, gentlemen. David Kinsmann. Today is your lucky day.

Hello, ICU?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Here it is.

Here's your suite.

Hey, how do we get home from here?

Hey, listen up! Ian's got something to say.

Hey, listen up! Ian's got something to say.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Rosa's invited us round to hers for Christmas,

Hi, Bob. My name's...

Hi.

Hi. When is your next flight to London?

His face would have been on CNN by six o'clock that day.

Hm, but you look tired.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hmm, useful.

Hold on, Sam, I think he's stopping.

How about I got to him?

How about I write it down? Yeah?

How did it go?

How did you get permission to come here?

How do you know Carlos Espinosa?

How do you know so much about it?

How do you mean?

How do you think this ends?

How little?

How long will we have to wait?

How long, Maya?

How soon do you think you can get it?

Huh?

I am finished with him.

I am here under the full authority of the Director of the Security Services.

I am married, Terry.

I am sorry, no today.

I am sorry. They will not let you on the ferry without a passport.

I can't believe I'm helping you to leave.

I can't believe it!

I can't believe my eyes.

I can't believe we're in Bracknell.

I can't fly.

I can't imagine Christmas without one now.

I can't imagine how you made it all the way here. I'm impressed.

I can't just go without saying goodbye.

I can't walk through that wall.

I can't. I've basically gone into safe mode.

I could have got it in the air.

I couldn't believe it was true.

I did not. Sorry Lizzie, mea culpa.

I didn't agree anything with you.

I didn't think they meant literally the second! Whoo!

I do what I can to clean up the mess, the filth, the scum.

I do. That's me.

I don't do that stuff.

I don't even know what day it is, do you?

I don't feel fine.

I don't know if I can go through with this.

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't...

I don't know who you are any more.

I don't know, just run!

I don't know, victims.

I don't know.

I don't know. It's usually quite late.

I don't see how they can keep ignoring us.

I don't think that's the SAS.

I don't think you even wanted to try.

I don't want amateurs handling it, do you?

I don't want to jump out of a plane!

I don't want to make a dirty great dirty bomb

I don't work for the council.

I eat the beans now.

I find it is better not to ask too many questions.

I found out that my mum was poorly.

I got 15, so that's pretty much everyone covered, I reckon.

I hadn't thought about it like that.

I have been part of this group for the last five years.

I have no idea who you're talking about.

I have spent most of my life moving things,

I have to admit I was surprised to hear from you.

I have to go now.

I haven't finished, actually.

I hit you as hard as I can.

I honestly don't know what's wrong with me! I'm...

I hope it is satisfactory.

I hope it's mine. It's got my name on it.

I hope it's mine. It's got my name on it.

I hope you're wrong,

I just don't want to go rodeo.

I just need to speak...

I just thought it might be nice if we all go to the rodeo.

I just want to see my mum.

I just want you to know that what you did with Maria last night

I just wanted to impress you.

I just work in the building, I'm sub contracted.

I just, it's just reflexes.

I just... Please.

I killed his only son and ten of his other men,

I knew you weren't dead.

I knew you'd come back.

I know I treat you like an idiot,

I know what it's like to lose family without being able to say goodbye.

I know what that is.

I know what you're NOT getting for Christmas!

I know, he literally just said that.

I know, just... It's worth repeating, isn't it?

I know.

I know.

I know. I just...

I like animals.

I make the dinner, wearing a...

I mean, Nathan has got to loads of these guys,

I mean, that was the best and worst moment of my entire life!

I mean, the really big fish is Carlos Espinosa.

I mean, when they said,

I mean, why does this shit always happen to us?

I need 24 hours to check out your story.

I need to eat something. My tummy is playing havoc.

I need to know if you have two men

I put my clothes all up in that suitcase.

I really am.

I recognise you.

I said to him, get someone else to do it, Tony.

I said, "Don't look round"!

I say it is the time.

I say that's impressive.

I see.

I should have control of the lifts

I showed you what happens to people who mess with Mr Espinosa.

I suspect we won't get an hour to ourselves in the gift shop.

I think he was being sarcastic

I think I actually could, but, yeah, point taken, it's not ideal.

I think I can forgive you, if maybe...

I think I'm going to join up.

I think it's doable.

I think it's map co ordinates.

I think we can use this.

I think we've got enough to get home.

I think we've got enough to get to France,

I thought it was a trap.

I thought it was our Thermos

I thought most people put up pictures of boobs.

I thought most people put up pictures of boobs.

I thought you said you were going to arrest them.

I thought you were dead.

I thought you'd forgotten it, so I just picked it up.

I used to do this all the time on the Bracknell to Wokingham train.

I used to say I was going to move to London to do something with my life.

I walk in there, I'm queen bee, I'm Top Of The Pops,

I want my boy back.

I want to know that you are the people we need.

I want to speak to Akela.

I was just struggling a bit...

I was miserable and I blamed everything on this place.

I was pretending.

I was so wrapped up in myself

I will do the same to her if you don't bring the documents to

I will update our computer system records accordingly.

I won't drink the drink, or the wedges.

I wonder what time midnight mass is.

I, I don't work for the council, I just work in the building.

I... don't know.

I'd have got something in.

I'd love like a belt of bullets.

I'll call for backup. Give me the VX.

I'll come.

I'll get you home. I'll see to it personally,

I'll Google it.

I'll have another heart attack if this isn't real.

I'll have you know I have over a thousand hours of

I'll let you worry about the labels, Sam.

I'll probably the frontman.

I'll see you in Bracknell.

I'm a big noise, yeah.

I'm a Town Planning

I'm afraid she's not here.

I'm an enigma.

I'm arresting you for intent to traffic cocaine

I'm back.

I'm busy.

I'm fine.

I'm glad you're here, though,

I'm going to put my hands behind my back, OK.

I'm going to sell it.

I'm in. The lifts are secure!

I'm into some pretty dark stuff.

I'm just being realistic.

I'm just working late a lot on this.

I'm leaving a note for Rosa.

I'm looking at it.

I'm Mitch Steele, Mitch Steele, Jeremy.

I'm never going to leave you again.

I'm not a ghost, Noel!

I'm not a heart surgeon. I'm not the European beat boxing champion.

I'm not arguing about which one of us should fly,

I'm not getting a reputation as, "Oh, the guy who eats everybody's beans".

I'm not Mitch Steele!

I'm not perfect with heights.

I'm not...

I'm Sam Pinkett. This is Philip Bourne.

I'm sat down, Sam, my body's making the decision for me.

I'm saying no one should fly!

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I didn't realise.

I'm so sorry. I promise I won't hit you again.

I'm someone at Gopher Distribution Incorporated

I'm sorry about Rosa, I really am.

I'm sorry I've got a forklift driving licence,

I'm sorry, Terry.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

I'm Special Agent Miller.

I'm sub contracted.

I'm sure Her Majesty will just pop the salmon in the microwave when I get back.

I'm talking about rolling deep!

I'm telling you, there is no way

I'm trying my best here!

I'm with the DCRI.

I'm with the DEA here in Texas.

I've been needing to go since before the, you know,

I've checked out your story, I know who you really are,

I've given it all up for you.

I've got an idea.

I've never been skiing.

I've saved your life too many times for it to be a coincidence.

I've seen all this on Ross Kemp's Toughest Jails.

I've sent through an ID on the suspect,

Ian was a lie.

If he walks down the high street, people just,

If it was your cousin waiting in line,

If it's on your way.

If Mum's gone in for surgery,

If she knows we're alive, maybe she can help.

If she wakes up.

If somebody tells me they have two guys who want to get out,

If that's what we need, then yes.

If we give them no reason...

If we worked at Cafe Rouge, I'd be with you, Noel.

If you are not here by five o'clock we will kill your wife.

If you really want to get home, you'll find a way.

If you shoot me, I'll definitely drop it.

If you want to see your mum, we've got to get it right.

If you're going pot holing.

In a sexy way?

In Bracknell, everybody's scared of him, aren't they?

In case anybody asks any questions, learn your dates of birth,

In fact, I have a sweet little photo

In some kind of witness protection deal over here,

In the arm.

Innocent victims, again

Interview begins 13.05, December 19th.

Is backed up and the cards are reset.

Is it?

Is Lizzie there? I need to speak to her urgently, please.

Is not worth knowing.

Is that everything now?

Is that for us?

Is that the lifeboats one?

Is there anyone in particular that you maybe think that..

Is there anything else you want to tell me?

Is there something I can help with?

Is this a secure line?

Is this what you want? Do you like this?

It hasn't been 90 days.

It is the lace and fashion museum.

It isn't and it never will be.

It isn't loaded.

It means we're going to find a way out of this, Sam.

It must be 21st, 22nd?

It must be where Nathan hid the money.

It probably just blew off in the wind.

It really did go absolutely everywhere.

It was actually a black man who shot me.

It was just an excuse not to try.

It was me.

It was still there last year.

It was you keeping me alive.

It was you, Ian.

It wasn't a trap.

It won't be a Christmas party if it's not here.

It won't bring him back, you know.

It'll be out on DVD soon anyway.

It's 1,800 dollars.

It's a Christmas miracle!

It's a long flight and you have a big day tomorrow.

It's a sexual relationship. We're having sex.

It's a very hazardous environment,

It's about me asking him for his driver's licence.

It's actually a bit nippy.

It's actually a relief to hear it out loud.

It's all good.

It's amazing.

It's an LED head torch.

It's becoming increasingly clear

It's Carlos she's interested in, not us.

It's clean.

It's cool, just let's not let it happen again, yeah?

It's either endocarditis or atherosclerosis.

It's either that or you become someone's wife.

It's fairly clean.

It's got "Bob" written on it.

It's highly unstable.

It's his eye.

It's home.

It's how my brain is trained in a certain way, I'm sorry.

It's in Berkshire...

It's in his head.

It's in my pocket, it's...

It's in my pocket.

It's just until we agree another contract with a cleaning firm.

It's Khalil.

It's knocked the price down a bit, but still.

It's like it's some sort of code.

It's like watching Top Gear.

It's lime green.

It's my American accent. You should practice yours

It's near Italy, I think.

It's none of our business.

It's not a best before date.

It's not a big deal, it just doesn't make sense.

It's now or never.

It's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK.

It's only a width. It's not even a length.

It's over 20 years out of date.

It's pretty amazing.

It's real, Mum.

It's the only meal where it's acceptable to have an extra

It's the only way.

It's the other arm.

It's the Prime Minister begging for me back.

It's the truth.

It's time to let go.

It's up to us what it is.

Jager bombs,

Jamie? Really?

Janine, can I borrow you a second?

Je ne comprends pas!

Jeremy Gardner and Mitch Steele.

Jeremy Gardner. Jez.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Jesus!

Just go.

Just hit me, go on, just hit me in the face.

Just let me do the talking, OK?

Just no, it's really high.

Just one euro, please.

Just put your hands up if you fancy it. Yes, Raul.

Just unclip me slowly.

Just water.

Just when we get settled somewhere,