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My Cousin Vinny (1992) My Cousin Vinny is a classic comedy film from 1992 that follows the story of two young New Yorkers,

My Cousin Vinny (1992)

My Cousin Vinny is a classic comedy film from 1992 that follows the story of two young New Yorkers, Bill Gambini and Stan Rothenstein, who find themselves mistakenly accused of murder while on a road trip. Desperate for legal help, they eventually call upon Bill's cousin, Vinny, an inexperienced and unconventional lawyer from Brooklyn. With his loudmouth girlfriend, Mona Lisa Vito, by his side, Vinny faces numerous obstacles as he tries to navigate the unfamiliar Southern courtroom and prove his clients' innocence.

Directed by Jonathan Lynn, My Cousin Vinny features an outstanding cast including Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini, Ralph Macchio as Bill Gambini, Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito (for which she won an Academy Award), and Fred Gwynne as the no-nonsense Judge Chamberlain Haller.

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A .357 magnum revolver was found in their possession.
A .357 magnum.
A gunshot was heard by three eyewitnesses.
A hundred feet. Would you hold this please?
A little informal, aren't we?
A little? You got thrown in jail. Twice.
A moment after the shots were heard,
A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf eatin', doe eyed, little deer.
About 50 feet. Oh, now, do you think that's close enough...
About a hundred feet.
Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.
Admitted, then recanted, their testimony to the sheriff of Beechum County. [Thunder Rumbling]
Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks.
Ah! These are gonna be... You know, I'm sorry. These are gonna be a help.
Aiding and abetting? What is that, a major thing?
All he had to do was say guilty or not guilty. We could have done that.
All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question.
All I ask is for that one chance.
All right, Stan. Listen to me. You have to see the Gambinis in action.
All right! [Squeals]
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Bye.
All right. Get it, and then we'll fight.
All right. Here he comes.
All right. Is there any way I could help out in this procedure situation?
All rise as the judge leaves.
All rise for His Honor, Judge Chamberlain Haller.
Almost 16 years.
Almost six weeks.
An accessory?
An idiot who wants to fight me for $200, slaughtered pigs,
And a little murder case which, in the balance,
And all our little old ancestors.
And and and and and
And and and and and and and and yet,
And because both cars were made by G.M.,
And drive off like the dickens.
And driving off in great haste.
And enough power to make these marks.
And finally, after getting this one fellow off some very serious charges for about the fourth time,
And for this, I apologize. Under the circumstances
And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago. Thank you.
And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie.
And I seen them two boys run out,
And I'm, um, an attorney in the public defender's office.
And is being called to rebut the testimony of George Wilbur.
And is there any way in the world...
And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with the four barrel carb till '64.
And jump into a green car with a white convertible top...
And left a residue of rubber on the asphalt.
And Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?
And not necessarily these two particular guys?
And sometimes there's a big guy named Bubba no one wants to tangle with.
And speak to me in a clear, intelligible voice.
And that procedure, at this point in time, is to have an arraignment.
And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.
And the right tire mark stays flat and even?
And the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!
And the witness has all the answers. He ends up proving the prosecution's case.
And then afterwards, he asked me to go to lunch with him.
And then we we left.
And then, in a most cowardly fashion, shootin' the clerk in the back.
And there was this very prominent stage actor in New York. His name was Vincent Gambini.
And these are photos of the tire marks...
And well as to give the defense an opportunity to have the witness' reports reviewed...
And what are these really big things right in the middle of your view...
And what is this brown stuff on the windows?
And what name did you tell him? Jerry Gallo.
And when they left, what angle was your point of view?
And why not? What is positraction?
And with as little pain as possible.
And you had just begun to make breakfast.
And you have to say Thank you.
And you, Mr. Gambini
And you're bringing me with you, and I can't do anything about it.
And, I don't know, how many bushes?
And, uh, he was found innocent and set free,
And, uh, the judge this Judge Malloy
And, uh, they caught the real guy.
And, while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet.
And? Well, I hate to bring it up,
Are charged with robbing a convenience store,
Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit...
Are you guys kidding? An accessory? I didn't help. I didn't plan it.
Are you mocking me with that outfit?
Are you on drugs?
Are you sure?
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.
As an expert in automobiles? It doesn't.
As they do in the rest of the country.
As to the extent of her expertise in this area,
As you've gotten older, how many different levels of thickness have you gone through?
Ask who questions?
At 5:00 a.m. in the morning. I know.
At my cousin Ruthie's wedding, the groom's brother was that guy Alakazam.
At the Sac O Suds at the same time...
Bail will be set at $200,000. [Gavel Raps]
Bail? We don't need money for bail. Nothing's happened. Relax.
Bailiff, please take Mr. Gambini into custody. His bail will be set at $200.
Beans are protein. Beans make you fart.
Because between your father's garage and working nights, when was I supposed to go?
Because I used a Craftsman model 10 19,
Because there is no way that these tire marks were made...
Because you got enough pressure on you already, but...
Being an expert on general automotive knowledge,
Being sold in the United States today?
Belonging to the defendants' car.
Bill, listen. Take your time. Pick the right words. Get back to New York, give me a call.
Both defendants, Stanley Rothenstein and William Gambini,
Boy, that's one hell of an ego you've got.
Breakfast? Ya think?
Bring it around. Vinny.
Brown. Hazel green.
Building a case is like building a house.
Bushes. Bushes, right. So, Mr. Crane,
But Vin, you graduated from law school six years ago. What have you been doing since?
But he was just being Vinny.
But I gotta tell ya you're one hell of a trial lawyer.
But I want you to know, Stan, he had nothing to do with it.
But it ain't no big deal.
But my clients were guilty as hell.
But other than that, I feel pretty good.
But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even.
But there's one thing he's not gonna show you.
But this Judge Malloy was from Brooklyn too.
But two faded green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles?
But what we do have is every bit as sophisticated a system of justice...
But what's most important is winnin' the case. I could do it.
But you didn't actually read the articles.
But you insult the integrity of this court.
But, uh, have you ever worked as a mechanic?
But, uh, there seems to be a great deal of confusion here.
But... But...
By a '64 Buick Skylark.
By a defense expert who might then be in a position...
C A L L O.
Can I help? Can I help?
Can we use any attorney? I think so.
Can you answer the question?
Can you participate in an endeavor in which the ultimate decision might be death by electrocution?
Can you tell me...
Can't win a case by yourself. You're fuckin' useless.
Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?
Come on. It's time to make your opening statement. Come on, Vin.
Come on. We don't have a lot of time. Just shut up.
Come on. You'll see. Stop!
Come with me, please.
Commit this heinous crime.
Confirming the very impressive legal stature...
Could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture.
Could be driving on Michelin model XGV 75 R14s?
Could we get any farther away?
Could you tell the court...
Counsel?
Counselor, do you wish to make an opening statement?
Counselor, your clients are charged with first degree murder. How do they plead?
Counselor?
Counselor? Your statement, sir.
Dead on balls accurate?
Did he catch you with the tuna fish? Is that how it started?
Did he help you plan it?
Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off and drip at the same time?
Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?
Did you find anything?
Did you look at your watch? No.
Did you say Jerry Gallo? Yes, I did.
Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?
Dirt. Dirt?
Do I have to kill you? What if I was just to kick the ever lovin' shit out of ya?
Do you know any great attorneys?
Do you know what this is all about? Yeah, they're fucking with us.
Do you know why you're here? Yeah.
Does that freight train come through at 5:00 a.m. every morning?
Does the defense's case hold water?
Dog shit! That's great! Dog shit! What a clue!
Don't shake your head. I'm not done yet.
Don't worry.
Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files?
Driving identical metallic mint green...
Drugs? No, I don't take drugs.
Each piece of evidence is just another building block.
Eggs and grits. I like grits too.
Eighteen years. Your Honor?
Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Excuse me, Mr. Trotter. Thank you, Shirley.
Excuse me. What I'm asking you...
F f f f f f f fourth of this year,
Faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the Earth?
Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog?
Finally, the state is gonna prove...
First case.. The People of the State of Alabama...
Five minutes. Five minutes? Are you sure?
For driving a stolen metallic mint green 1963 Pontiac Tempest...
For helping Gambini...
For Stanley Rothenstein...
For the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Four uncles on my father's side are mechanics.
Four.
From the window of your kitchen to the Sac O Suds?
Fry 'em.
Fuck!
Fuck! What are we gonna do now? It's probably nothin'.
Fuck. Fuck! Goddamn it!
Gallo with a G? That's right.
Get 'em up! Up!
Get a new suit, get dressed and get to the fuckin' courthouse.
Get into their car and drive off like maniacs,
Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Hmm.
Gettin' into their faded, metallic green 1964 Buick Skylark...
Gimme this! Fuck you!
Give me the chance.
Go directly to trial, skip that and get a dismissal. [Trotter Chuckles]
Go in, shoot the clerk, rob him and then leave?
Go on through.
Goddamn it! Is there any way you could contact your parents?
Goddamn it. Just calm down.
Gotta let everybody know you're a tourist. Come on.
Granted. Mr. Trotter, you may proceed.
Had the clerk take money, make change,
Have they always been that thick?
Have you had any murder cases before?
He blew the arraignment.
He checks up on this guy, his name will show up all over the place.
He could still fuck things up.
He didn't, um [Sniffling] kill anyone.
He found out? Yeah.
He has to give you a list of all his witnesses. You can talk to all his witnesses.
He has to show you everything.
He has to, by law. You're entitled. It's called disclosure, you dickhead.
He He, uh, um, uh
He offers to have his secretary copy everything for me.
He said he found out that Gallo's dead.
He says he thinks so.
He thinks you should give it to him?
He wanted his son to follow in his footsteps, but he became a musician or something.
He wants to make a brick bunker of a building.
He wants to use serious, solid looking bricks like these, right?
He was a nice man.
He was just being the quintessential Gambini.
He was like, Wait a second. Wait a second. It’s joined in the middle.
He'll protect you, but you have to become his sex slave and do whatever he wants.
He'll show them to you in a very special way...
He'll show you how they got the right shape.
He'll show you they got straight sides.
He's dead. Oh, my God!
He's gonna call back after 3:00.
He's gonna show you the bricks.
He's lettin' us use his hunting cabin as soon as he gets back.
He's my friend. [Chuckles]
He's not allowed any surprises.
He's not gonna let me look at his files, but maybe he'll relax enough...
He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy.
He's, um
Heads?
Hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?
Hell, we'll get us a deer next time. Okay. Thanks a lot.
Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley. Hi.
Hello, Ma. We're in Wahzoo.
Hello. This is Judge Chamberlain Haller. Can I speak to the clerk?
Here?
Here.
Hey, a burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.
Hey, Billy! Hey, back off!
Hey, Dean. We need you out here.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, little Yankee boy. Look here what I got.
Hey, hey! Little Yankee wuss!
Hey, how ya doin'?
Hey, Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know?
Hey, Mr. Crane.
Hey, Sheriff, how are ya? Tell me why.
Hey, Sheriff, how are ya? Tell me why.
Hey, Stan, you're in Ala fuckin' bama.
Hey, Vin.
Hey! Ohh.
Hey. Billy. How are you?
Hey. How ya doin'?
Hey. I know I was in jail. I don't need you to point it out to me, okay?
Hey. Vincent La Guardia Gambini.
Hi, John. Hey.
Hi, Stanley.
His name was in the papers all last week. Yeah, I saw that.
His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. [Laughing]
Hmm. [Lips Smack]
Hmm. How about you?
Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth,
Holds the lives of two innocent kids,
Hominy.
Honestly? I think that once you're out there, and you're doing your thing out there,
Honey, come on now. Stop it. I need the phone.
Honey, where did you read about all that disclosure shit?
How can it hurt? If he doesn't ask the right questions, your lawyer will, right?
How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits...
How could you be so sure?
How could you be sure you used 16 foot pounds of torque?
How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a 20 wrapped around it?
How do you cook your grits?
How do you feel about it? Oh.
How do you get mud into the tires? That's just a figure of speech.
How how how far away were you?
How long you been practicing?
How many different levels of thickness have you gone through?
How many fingers am I holding up now?
How many fingers am I holding up?
How much would an attorney cost? A decent one? $50,000. $100,000.
How the fuck did I get into this shit?
How you feel? Okay? All right. Hanging in.
How? Call the Chilean consulate?
However, in 1964,
Huh?
I already cashed in half the traveler's checks.
I already got myself sent to jail twice.
I also took a sample of the rubber from the rear tires...
I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.
I appreciate that, but should you die for that?
I asked him again, and again he said, I shot the clerk.
I asked him if he did it, and he said, I shot the clerk.
I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me right here.
I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for $200 which she won. I'm here to collect.
I bought a suit. You've seen it. Now it's covered in mud.
I could win this thing, you know. I know I could.
I didn't know it was happening. I found out later in the car.
I didn't want to cash them in, but I didn't want to bounce a check,
I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.
I don't even want to hear you clear your throat.
I don't know how you can be so sure when you don't know what it is you're supposed to know.
I don't know what the hell he was talking about. I don't know what a litigator is.
I don't know where to start.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. He's got, uh... He's got a lot of stuffed heads in his office.
I don't know. I don't feel good.
I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man. I could go deer huntin'.
I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.
I don't see anything out of whack under there.
I don't see no stars.
I don't wanna do this. Hey, I don't blame you.
I don't want to hear commentary, argument or opinion.
I don't want to hear explanations. The State of Alabama has its procedure.
I explained it to you already. It’s just procedure. I'm bound to fuck up a little.
I feel like if I don't get out of here now, I might never be able to leave.
I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.
I get a little nervous sometimes. I'm gettin' better. A little nervous?
I got a judge that’s just achin' to throw me in jail,
I got mud in my tires? Mm hmm.
I got my pictures back. Oh, good.
I got no money, a dress code problem,
I got no more use for this guy.
I got the cop on the stand, and I argued with him until he admitted he was wrong.
I gotta get up.
I guess the fuckin' thing is broken.
I had a friend send a fax to the judge...
I had it cleaned. I thought it would be a nice surprise go in there with a nice clean suit.
I had to change my name, which I did, legally.
I have a fax here from the clerk of New York.
I have no idea what's going on. All's I know is you're screwin' up, and I can't help.
I have to get outta here by 3:00. Make sure all the bags are in the car. Okay.
I haven't had to go to court yet.
I heard a gunshot, so I looked out the window,
I I I don't get the question.
I I object, Your Honor. This person is not on the witness list.
I just actually never seen a grit before.
I just heard that someone shot Jimmy Willis.
I just told you that. You don't understand.
I know I'm missing somethin'. I'm missing somethin'.
I know.
I like this. This is, uh This is our first hotel room, right?
I looked up and saw two young men run out from the Sac O Suds...
I may have been mistaken.
I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
I mean, he did it, so all of a sudden it seemed possible.
I mean, he nailed him. It was, It's in his pocket.
I mean, I'll learn it as I go. Learn as you go?
I mean, it was... it was Alakazam's worst nightmare.
I mean, the guy will lose respect for me. Would you rather have that?
I mean, to go out of his way like that for me, you know?
I mean, you you're my fiancée.
I need you to come back into the courtroom, and I need the phone.
I never thought of becoming a lawyer.
I owe you an apology, sir.
I really could.
I saw them two boys go into the store.
I say it'd be cheaper to get it fixed...
I shot the clerk?
I should have asked you a long time ago for these pictures.
I should have looked at these pictures before.
I take pride in my grits.
I tell you the truth... my conscience got to me.
I tell you this because I want you to know that when it comes to procedure,
I think I get the point.
I think it should be left up to the victims' families rather than the courts.
I think this is their generic. I never heard of that brand.
I think we may get a confession.
I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
I think you should be grateful.
I think you should give it to me.
I think you should put it on a rack and take a look.
I think you're gonna be really great.
I thought maybe this summer I would take off a couple of months.
I thought we'd get married this weekend.
I told you why already.
I took it upon myself to check out if there was any information...
I used a Hewlett Packard 5710 A dual column gas chromatograph...
I want a wedding in church with bridesmaids and flowers.
I want him!
I want you to know, you got an open invitation anytime you want to come down here.
I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.
I was just resting... Not wearing a coat or tie.
I was just resting... Not wearing a coat or tie.
I was making a lot of money, winning most of my cases.
I was thinkin' last night.
I went to court.
I will ask you one more time and one more time only.
I won my first case. You know what this means.
I, uh I defended the first guy they arrested.
I, um I didn't pass my first time out.
I'd have to say that.
I'd like to speak to you in my chambers.
I'd like to submit this picture of the tire tracks as evidence.
I'd like to, uh, voir dire...
I'd sure like to get a look at your files. [Chuckles]
I'll disclose it first thing in the morning. Judge is gonna have to admit it.
I'll leave quietly, no grudges.
I'll sign a statement or whatever makes this whole thing easier.
I'll tell you what I'm nervous about. I am in the dark here with all this legal crap.
I'm a piece of shit 'cause I can't figure out a way for you to help?
I'm afraid not.
I'm an out of work hairdresser.
I'm aware of that.
I'm doing a favor here, you know? You're gettin' me for nothing, ya little fuck.
I'm gettin' it for myself.
I'm goin' with the public defender too.
I'm going with option B: kicking your ass and collecting $200.
I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doin' good, huh?
I'm honored to shake your hand.
I'm in the middle of a damn confession here!
I'm just waiting to finesse him. I'm startin' to finesse him. I got him goin'.
I'm not a patient man.
I'm not aware of this person's qualifications.
I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
I'm positive.
I'm positive.
I'm setting this matter for trial this Monday, February 2, 10:00 a.m.
I'm sorry to have ever doubted you at any time.
I'm sorry. I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
I'm sorry. I I'm sorry. I just didn't know what little experience you have with this.
I'm sorry. I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you.
I'm sure he's gonna be more than satisfied.
I'm thinking of gettin' thicker glasses.
I'm, uh... I'm really scared.
Identical!
Identification?
If after that point you don't think that I'm the best man for the job, fire me then and there.
If he let me look at his files Oh, boy.
If he's honest, then we should go with him.
If I could keep my ass awake and out of jail long enough, bet you I could, huh?
If I hear anything other than guilty or not guilty, you'll be in contempt.
If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly...
If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?
If only I knew what he knows, you know?
If the defense's case holds water?
If this was a conspiracy, they'd have to get all those people to lie.
If you kick the shit out of me?
If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet...
If... you don't fuck up.
Imagine you're a deer.
Impossible because you don't know the answer! Nobody could answer that question.
In light of Miss Vito's and Mr. Wilbur's testimony,
In metallic mint green paint?
Into the Sac O Suds, what angle was your point of view?
Is he still there? Yeah.
Is if the most popular size of the most popular tire...
Is it possible the two defendants entered the store,
Is it possible you just saw two guys in a green convertible...
Is it possible?
Is on the defendants' car.
Is that a drip I hear?
Is that an accredited law school?
Is that correct?
Is that it?
Is that it? No, there's more.
Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?
Is this the car?
Is this the car? Yes, sir.
Is your attorney here? I am the attorney.
It appears to me that you want to skip the arraignment process,
It feels like the wheels went out of balance after we hit that mud. That's not it.
It goes down the carburetor, rolls along the manifold and goes into the head. You're fucked.
It goes out to Ernestine from Charles Weaver with a big old hug and kiss.
It had been calibrated by top members...
It has been argued by me,
It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent.
It is in this area that her testimony will be applicable.
It is?
It isn't. Right.
It might be a taillight. Just relax.
It's a bonding thing, you know? Show him I'm one of the boys.
It's a bullshit question. It's impossible to answer.
It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally...
It's a procedure. Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure.
It's a screen.
It's a screen. A screen!
It's a simple procedure. You heard what the judge said.
It's a word comes down from old England...
It's an industry term.
It's dog shit.
It's either wear the leatherjacket,
It's got protein. We need protein.
It's in Beechum County, Alabama, Ma.
It's in the woods. It's quiet. He sleeps like a baby when he's there.
It's knowing what not to say.
It's not my job. You do your own investigating.
It's the steam whistle. Oh.
It's time to make your phone calls.
It's very romantic.
Jerry Gal
Jerry Gallo? The big attorney?
Jerry Gallo.
Jerry Gallo's dead.
Judge Malloy?
Just because you find yourself in the unique position...
Just let me
Just regular, I guess.
Just relax. Please.
Just this? [Laughs]
Just to refresh the court's memory,
Knock on wood.
Knock on wood.
Know what, Lisa? Who wants to marry you anyway?
Laboratory edition, signature series torque wrench.
Ladies and gentlemen of the j j j
Leaves. Leaves!
Left by the assailants' car as it fled the convenience store.
Let me ask you this: What's the best selling single model tire...
Let me question the first witness.
Let me see. This is a tough decision you give me here.
Let me show you something.
Let me show you. Why?
Let me tell you how, okay? The D.A. has got to build a case.
Let the record show Mrs. Constance Riley identified the defendant's car.
Let the record show that counsel is holding up two fingers.
Let's get this cleared up right now.
Let's see if we agree on the terms.
Let's talk about that for a moment.
Lighten up, okay? Don't worry. I'm gonna help ya.
Lisa, I don't need this.
Lisa, I'm trying to... I'm trying to think about the case now, okay? I'm sorry.
Lisa!
Lisa. Lisa, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
Listen to this.
Listen, Vin. I
Listen. Uh, what's the story with this incredibly, remarkably,
Look how you're lookin' at me. Look how you're... What is that look supposed to mean?
Look, I think we should meet with the public defender, see what he's like.
Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. [Laughs]
Look, let's say he asks all the possible questions, right?
Look, maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better, okay? I admit it.
Looked out the window.
Lookee here, J.T.
Lookee here. [Laughing] I got your $200.
Lookin' through this dirty window,
Looks like five. Uh uh. Don't forget this one and this one.
Looks like it.
Loud whistle at 5:30 in the morning?
Ma, please, first of all, we didn't do it, all right?
Ma? Ma, please.
Ma'am?
May we approach the bench, please? [Haller] If you wish.
Maybe I'll just start with you. We'll let him sleep a little bit.
Maybe if you put up some kind of a fight, you could've gotten the case thrown out.
Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.
Maybe it's broken. Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
Maybe we should get this one. Maybe it's worth a penny.
Maybe we should make sure. Let's check it out.
Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.
Maybe you heard of him. No.
Maybe you're ready for a thicker set.
Meanwhile, 10 years later, my niece,
Michelin model XGV, size 75 R, 14 inch wheel.
Miss Vito, your family's obviously qualified,
Mm hmm. Uh, Miss Vito,
Mmm.
Mocking you? No, I'm not mocking you, Judge.
Most recently, I had an ax murder,
Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?
Mr. Gambini.
Mr. Gambini.
Mr. Gambini.
Mr. Gambini.
Mr. Tipton,
Mr. Tipton, I see you wear eyeglasses.
Mr. Trotter, would you like to question Ms. Vito?
Mr. Trotter!
Mr. Trotter?
Mr. Trotter?
Mrs. Riley, are those two young men present in the courtroom today? Yes, sir, they are.
Ms. Vito,
Ms. Vito, did you take this picture?
Ms. Vito, please answer the question.
Ms. Vito, you can stand down.
Murder. Ma. Ma, please
My alternatives? Yeah.
My back. Wait.
My biological clock is tickin' like this,
My client did indeed visit...
My cousin Vinny!
My house and stuff. House and stuff.
My mother the way her health is right now
My mother's father was a mechanic.
My next witness is not in the courtroom right now.
My parents argue too. That doesn't make them good lawyers.
My place. Shit.
My three brothers are mechanics.
Nah, I think I'll just go with the 200.
Never heard of him? Doesn't matter. Anyway,
Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly.
No further questions, Your Honor.
No further questions.
No more questions.
No more questions.
No more questions. Thank you very, very much.
No objection, Your Honor.
No one around for miles.
No self respecting Southerner uses instant grits.
No, because if you turned it off, it wouldn't drip.
No, I don't think you do.
No, no. No, no.
No, sir. It's very unusual.
No, you can't help. I wish you could, but you can't.
No.
No.
No.
No. For me, six times was a charm.
No. I hate him.
No. I mean I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just happened.
No. I mean, he was
No. I'm calling my mother.
No. I'm I'm just trying to explain.
No. It is a trick question.
No. Nothing like that either.
No. Stan, I'm being booked for murder, and you're being booked for accessory to murder.
No. Thank you.
No. Thank you.
No. Thank you.
No. That's not what they teach you. They teach you contracts, precedents, interpretations.
No. That's too bad.
No. They didn't have enough time.
Nobody I mean nobody
Not for me to say.
Not to mention your... biological clock, my career'
Not too good, Ma. We, uh...
Not what I think. What I think don't count.
Nothin', unless he's convicted.
Nothing? We're getting pulled over, aren't we? You stole something. You're finished.
Nothing. The car was shimmying on the highway a little bit.
Now didn't I tell you next time you appear in my courtroom that you dress appropriately?
Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants...
Now I took a sample of that rubber and analyzed it.
Now if Mr. Trotter wishes to voir dire the witness...
Now let me ask you this.
Now let's get down to the link lock.
Now put your hands on top of your head and get out of the car!
Now see, down here, everybody gets stuck in the mud every now and then.
Now, are you familiar with these? Yes, I am.
Now, can you tell us, by what you see in this picture,
Now, how do your clients plead?
Now, how far were the defendants from you...
Now, if sufficient evidence is offered to prove these facts, you think you could...
Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America...
Now, Mr. Wilbur,
Now, Mrs. Riley... and only Mrs. Riley...
Now, next words out of your mouth are either gonna be guilty or not guilty.
Now, the evidence against you is pretty strong.
Now, uh, Miss Vito,
Now, what are these thousands of little things that are on trees?
Now, when you viewed my clients,
Objection sustained. The entire opening statement,
Objection, Your Honor. Can we clarify to the court...
Objection, Your Honor. Counsel's entire opening statement is argument.
Of any Vincent Gambini ever trying any case in the entire state of New York.
Of course if he is,
Of course.
Of defending clients who say they didn't do it.
Of murder in the first degree for William Gambini...
Of of of of the j j j...
Of the defendants' Buick and analyzed that too.
Of the state and federal Department of Weights and Measures...
Of Vincent La Guardia Gambini practicing in any courts.
Oh, about, uh, six, uh
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I'm sorry. You testified earlier that the boys went into the store...
Oh, I'm sorry. You were wonderful in there.
Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!
Oh, no, no. I I think they're okay.
Oh, no. They got thicker over the years.
Oh, of course. Now let me see.
Oh, sure, no problem. I could win the case.
Oh, that's okay. I'll have my secretary do it.
Oh, Vinny, I'm watchin' you go down in flames,
Oh, yeah, you blend.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh! [Door Opens]
Oh! Sorry.
Oh! Sorry.
Oh! Uh, coincidental.
Oh. Gee, thanks.
Oh. Jim Trotter III, District Attorney, Beechum County.
Oh. Jim Trotter III, District Attorney, Beechum County.
Oh. Okay.
Oh. Sorry.
Oh. What are you, a fuckin' world traveler?
Oh. Yes.
Okay, I'll be here.
Okay, then here's my counteroffer.
Okay, this is 50 feet.
Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures.
Okay? Thank you very much.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
On a '63 Pontiac Tempest...
On a hunch,
On January f f f f
On the Gambini/Rothenstein case for Mr. Gambini?
On what you think of the sworn testimony.
Once again the communication process is broken down.
One burrito and one large Slush.
One chance.
One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark.
Only on the floor models.
Ooh, sorry. [Chuckles]
Or option B, I kick your ass and collect the 200.
Or reports he's prepared, and, as the court is aware,
Or you could go to court and watch.
Order here!
Otherwise, it could be a mistrial.
Out here in this field, under the stars,
Out of the car! Go.
Out of work hairdresser. Now, in what way does that qualify you...
Over 60 years, maybe 10 times.
Over at the sawmill. Tell folks it's time to get up.
Over here, dear.