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Am I right or wrong?
Because I'm with you.
Chipmunk.
Come on. I'm not gonna turn you in. I'm your friend.
Faggot shit.
Fuck you and your freedom.
Fuck you.
Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole.
Have a nice day.
Have you ever heard the expression the customer is always right?
He's gonna be right behind you, just like this.
Heat seeking shoulder mounted it's fucking disposable.
Hi can I help you?
How's that for freedom? Freedom to get fucked up the ass by some big buck.
I reserve the right.
I was listening to the police scanner. I heard about the whammy burger. Fucking fantastic.
I'm Nick.
Look at this sari miserable squash thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?
My own personal amusement.
Now take a hike.
Personally, I think they're pussies and faggots.
There's something I want to show you.
This was used. Man, this was actually used.
Uh.
We're stopping queers, of course. When you're done, you gotta clean out the waffle with a stick. But what the hell, you can't have everything, right?
We're the same, you and me. We're the same, don't you see?
Well, let's see what we got here.
Well, well.
What can I do you for?
Who the fuck are you?
With a bunch of won it on TV, it's always nice looking white kids, but when you go in here it's not there. Bunch of fucking and they'll spit on your food if you're not nice to him. I know, I know a...
You could take out a jumbo jet for one of these monkeys.
You got the problem.
You're going to jail, motherfucker.
You're not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole.