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Alright. I mean, I'll tip if somebody really deserves it. Tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, it's tipping automatically. It's for the birds.
Don't give me that. You don't make enough money. She can quit.
Fuck your wife.
I didn't create this situation, I'm dealing with it.
I don't. Typical society says I have to.
I guarantee we got a rat in the house.
I mean, it would appear that waitress is one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis.
I mean, that's how I know we were stood up.
I mean, when I order coffee, I want to fill six times.
I'm acting like a professional.
Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me, you know. Mr. Pink, let's move on.
Or it's too fucking busy. Shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
So I was working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you?
They make minimum wage.
To get him, they could get you. They get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen.
Why am I Mr. pink?
Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr. white. You have a cool sounding name.
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.
You wanna fuck with me, I'll show you who you're fucking with.
You're acting like a first year fucking thief.