Karl Pilkington: An Idiot Abroad Soundboard Edit

Ah that's hot! That's hot!

And then we went, went another look at the volcanoes and that they've got 36 of them to look at that. How did you look at before you realised that you've, you know, pretty much, you've seen one vol...

Carl. Car. Car. Carl. Yeah. Carl. Carl. Carla. Carla. Carla. Not Carla. Just Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. No, no. No. Car. No. Carl. Carol, you don't need to add ...

Couldn't get a gig doing magic, ends up doing back rubs and she's come up with an idea with having gloves that are on fire.

Hang on, there's something I've learned. Remember, go up to like show 4 or whatever. Go on. What is it for? The flea can jump over the London Eye. No, no, it can jump. The equivalent of if it was a...

I I scream out often cause it was. And I'm not messing either for the cameras because I don't really do that. It really hurt.

I'm Carl's car. It's not car, it's Carl.

I'm just gonna go and have a wonder about. I think there's nothing else to do, so I might as well, you know, at least try and see a bit of the place mix with the locals. That's what Rick and Steve ...

I've seen massages on the telly. You don't normally have to have a fire extinguisher on standby when you're on massage.

If you get, I mean, I think I read that like a big chunk of ice fell off one of the ice. What do you call them? Caps, ice caps, something like this. I think they said it's the size of the Empire St...

Is that is that the answer? Just caveman in front of dinosaurs and that this one? Ohh and then well it wasn't keeping me from the dinosaurs was it? This case men weren't alive when dinosaurs were a...

It's either a a chimpanzee with a typewriter with an infinite amount of time, he would eventually, by definition mathematically type everything ever possible OK, or it's an infinite amount of chimp...

It's not a good sort of combination that really. Having something done like that with a woman who can't understand me.

Maybe she's just a frustrated magician or something.

So I'll see you outside hotel outside of our four quarter to 54 AM, OK. 4 in the morning. Are you having a laugh? Does he have a wife? I can't tell there are to read. That's good, isn't it? You kno...

These are milestones in human evolution. The opposable found that the forward facing eyes, the upright, these, these are these are massive things in in taking us out of the animal Kingdom. And one ...

This is a bit of a bigger issue. We're always making more and more stuff right in the world, you know, big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is t...

This leg's fine, tell her. This leg's great. I just want this one doing, and then we can go.

What is this doing? Traditional Chinese myself. But what? Why? Tell me why, though. Why is this traditional Chinese massage? It relaxes. No, it doesn't relax me. So what does it do? What? Why is sh...

What was that bleeping sound? Fire alarm.

When are the exams? June, something like that. We're registered, we'll try and register next week and I reckon you can get an IRB in history and it's no, don't worry about it. It's just easy. OK, y...

When have gloves on fire ever been associated with having a massage?

With all these aches and pains in that, you know, Ricky and Steve have sorted me out with a Chinese massage which isn't like landmark.

Yeah, I can feel it. I can feel it.

You know, like the monkeys peeling potatoes, right? That's never happened. They go and put nuts in the salt water to to salt the nut, whatever. How does that, how does that get to peed in potatoes?...

You know, this is the metal. And they were going to put another throat. Even I use my finger. Just have a little touch. Yeah. Just tell me you don't have to do that. Yeah.