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About tick tock, tell me something your mum doesn't know that I like cock she deaf or not, I knew that from over there. You could say it to your ex. What would it be?
Ah, go. We're going there live.
All my life for the bitches. You want to shrug me, shag me. Get your fucking bed. What's your name? My name is what do you like about Preston? Absolutely nothing. I pulled zero women with that. It ...
Alright, let's go. Something like that, everyone. Your name.
Alright, see you later guys. Bro, is this she misses? Yes, this is she's my beautiful cat. Tell me something she doesn't know.
Alright, sounds little. What's your name? I'm here. Where you from, Abby Billington.
Also, one hour lay down. Get him fucking up too. 4000 Preston. What's worst thing you've ever done at a party, shadow? Do you think the earth is flat?
Alter whenever it gets faster. Checking out for the Liverpool master. I'm a raver. Drug Craver made me a line I'll sniff like later while wanted the girls and their back turn it around there to giv...
Always good down there, though. It's fucking not. Burnley is a blessed place to be.
Always I was doing. How you doing?
And don't be shy. What's your name? Where you from? You'll go viral.
And everyone was drinking and I'm gonna show it back saying she was looking for me. I went back and I'll meet you there, bear face off.
And I didn't. Ohh so iPhone chewy gummies pocket that old chestnut ohh so it would make you did it. Yeah fucking tea leaf. Tell me something your mom doesn't know that shaped in her bed.
And I'd bear to drink and I'd literally falling asleep in some gaffes here. I literally woke up, I was sleepwalking and I pissed in my mate's garage all over his new TV. Yeah, ohh fucking pissed of...
And it landed in the back of my head, turned inside. Let me stop.
And kind of just pull you to one side and actually a few questions. How do you like it? How many poos have you had today, one?
And then I picked them back up. So then in morning she woke up with shit on the BBQ and then the skids in the knickers.
And they all right if you wanna go on.
And they come with the balls are pinstar, but my man's wearing a jacket that's got Insta.
Angelina rollheiser? Angelina rollies. What are you gonna do for the UK? Nothing. And expect that from this issue that what was your worst chat up line.
Are you doing? You're up. How you doing?
Around town, me and my crew, freezing cold, stood in the queue. If you if you back that thing up, I'll push up on it.
As you know. Don't get him. See, you're a good criminal. Then you write him back. You get away with it.
Back off, go any golden Virginia. Unbelief. Unbelief. That's the one. Unbelief, unbelief. Ohh can I get a higher? Good on you get up there. Can you run fast? Can you run fast?
Baghdad. No. Is he yours?
Because I run this town on you. You're on this side. You couldn't run a bus. The ground. OK, why are you single?
Been a pleasure to Ah, Wow, I wouldn't put you out.
Begging it whoa, whoa, whoa. You just really got hit by a fucking car.
Believe me, I know. If that. Dev. What's your name? First. Hi. Time shoelaces. Ohh you're a cop. Oh Oh my God. When I was 16. Are you scared? Drinking like boys and do do stupid shit. Oh oh. Ohh no...
Big messy you don't know about me spit bosses primary. Ohh.
Body on the road make a big boy playing in the street gonna take off well Sunday. Ohh baby work that magic. Ohh my miss over there point coming to them. We're entering town. You've got me feeling l...
Boom, boom, boom. So race on prestonian mate.
Boy yeah, guess. Ohh, yeah. Tell me something your mum doesn't know. Tell your masters, our mate. Stop it. What's the best Preston North End player? I mean, I mean what's best? Blackpool player, ob...
Bro, what? What do you want me to say to that? What do you want to say, Sir?
But are you guys gonna smash it? I'm a sexy Cortana. If you could party with any celebrity impression. Yeah, work it, baby.
But fucking. Well, I.
But you also don't. Fucking getting Cassie. Nice. Nice to meet you. She just went to spud me. Check us out. Peter King. Fire scran. Come on, you know we don't mess up. What do you like about Preston?
But you haven't get 4 coronas there.
Can I have a little question for you? Will you fuck off? No.
Can you know get you know, get it out, get it out. Wigan Town, Wigan town. Ohh baby work that magic. Why are you all kicking off for?
Can't tell me, what's your name? Johnny. Here. Where you from, Johnny? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From Burford. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's Barry Fordham? Yeah, yeah. It's always out of ...
Cash, cash converters, cash converters.
Chachamaru. There.
Check it off and get flicked down below so it now looks like a granddad's nose. Looks like your granddad's nose. Yeah, he's going. He's going. He's.
Clinton break it down, thinking making the new sound.
Cody, what's your name? Say your tegan. Bradley what? Tegan what? What's worst thing you've ever done?
Come on lol my God when she get off my go sick right? Tell me something that your mum don't know. I smoke weed. Tickle, tickle.
Come on, get in. What she got it for? I'll chase you, mate. You'll get, you know.
Come on, look. Come on. Don't be shy. Show us your pie.
Come on, where's your lovely spirit? He's stealing. He's stealing.
Comma age you can look at did you get yeah. When you got some in town. Space tonight. Hey baby dude. Ohh if you be like this is fucking Millie makes dog. No this is ohh I don't go to church. Ohh yo...
Comment below if you think I'm going to get banged out on one of these episodes. God you get your lease song, you get your cellar Rabbi comma wife beater ohh fatality and see finchy.
Cracker mahagan. What? What we did? Yeah. I've been on TV though the same. Don't get folk. Where you from? Corby chain. Fuck off. That's exactly where I'm from, mate. Why have I not seen you about,...
Darwin here. What you doing out on the boat for or I'm not going to migrants to get some food and going back to record some guitar, say guitar again. Guitar, guitar. What's the worst thing you've e...
Delicious. Ohh delicious is it? Well on a scale of 1 to garlic bread how good is it a soliday? Soliday. Would you go would you go again? Yeah. Ohh Miller. What's the worst club in Preston without a...
Deltek gloves, gloves. Clean ones. Gloves goes cleaner. Yeah, yeah. You never fucking relate. Ohh do my mate. Let's prove. Yes bro. I don't believe you've done anything wrong. It's my favorite comi...
Did you come back? Come on then. What you doing? Ohh have you got any hidden talents Jimmy?
Did you get? Yeah. Is he?
Did you just post your girlfriend and not tell me you're guaranteed?
Do it. What's your name?
Do you mind being on camera? We don't film people.
Don't ask me about pick up lines because I'd rather be pinned down and picked up.
Don't ask me about pick up lines because I'd rather be pinned down and picked up.
Don't want to Maria? Ohh. Do it now then. If it come here. Let's see it. Let's see how you do it. Yeah, go on, come on, come on, come on. Go on then. Gold. Gold.
Dude dude dude dude ohh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Well, you said no, no, not well. What's the world? What's the world?
Electricity.
Electricity. What's this? Why have you run off? What have you done?
Emotional damn it. Six months later I didn't. I didn't shake her but she was still wanting my Dick and saying she missed it and I was best one she's had. So fuck off. Ohh. But live in Burnley town....
Fall in the fire brigade. No the the worst thing you've ever done.
Feeling I've just seen you know, I've just seen you.
Fish meat. I get up my then, Jim, see you.
Fuck him in, chop off your knees. Buckle, man. Fuck him in. Chop off your knees. Do basic trees. Make me laugh forever. I wanna really, really was really, really, really really.
Fuck off. Get back. That's exactly where I'm from.
Fuck up for you for for that will go for man. What's it called?
Fuck you. Place your small videos. Students. God, he's got hair fever. Well, go, go, go, go, go, go go. Good. Yeah. Actually not moved up. If you, if you, if you back that thing up, I'll push up on...
Fucking are you doing?
Fucking drug tomorrow. Have you ever been caught sniffing your mum's knickers? No. You must be fucking good at it.
Fucking top lines. We are Celtic supporters, faithful, faithful.
Get off my website, you fucking knob head. Ohh for girls in Blackpool. I'll suck your fingers, mate. Look. Yeah, I don't even have any nails, so it's gonna be an easy one. Right. Yeah, on one SEC.
Get off the mum John, she's just got off yours. That's nice. Ohh what's your favorite music tech house? Ohh see you into a bit of Patrick shopping Patrick topping.
Glad. Wanna go because we're getting shite.
Go and get him.
Going on, what's got these old?
Gonna play again. What's your name? Is it Leon? Yes. Catch up, bitch. I got you going. Where you from? Sean originally. Originally my mother. I'm gonna bring you out. A guy.
Gonna put you in a fucking bin.
Got for me with that robbed. What brings you out tonight?
Got it. What are you doing? Yeah, I've been on TV. They're the same. Don't get full.
Grace, we're gonna have to move on. It's been a good night. I'll leave it. Fuck off. I'm trying to be funny. We'll see you on the next episode. Keep in touch. I haven't dropped waiting back over, s...
Guys, anyone else wanna go to project? I love Zach Bailey and coming from Pokémon cards. Because is that Suzanne Doyle?
Have some fun. Get a few drinks. You know, just enjoy myself. Speaking to mark a bit more, just enjoy myself, sure. From South Shields. What's the worst thing you've ever done? I wouldn't dare tell...
Have you been out on the night? Out? Because I'm a grass. Do you want?
Have you ever been caught sniffing your mum's knickers? No. You must be fucking got it. Ohh. What's worst thing you've ever done? Stabbed me man. Alright. She alright though? No, she breathing. Bah...
Have you got any hidden talents here?
Have you seen have you seen this guy's mom? Is what his mum's mum? Have you seen this guy?
Have you, have you family? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sound.
He threw it is that way. You've got a quiff. No, not not even. He threw it. Yeah, I dashed it. Him. He threw it back at me.
He threw it. Is that why? You've got a quiff? No, not not even. He threw it. Yeah, I dashed at him. He threw it back at me.
He's a pussy, man. It looks like he's he looked like he could not skin off rice pudding. Oh. Oh, yeah. Since you've been gone. Would you kiss him? Jesus Christ, man. Burnley. Y'all Burnley. Bad boy...
He's being a dickhead. Ohh. Do my mate. Let's move. Yes bro. I don't believe you've done anything wrong. You doing that? Coming. My favorite coming, man. Why? Johnny. Well, what's wrong with you? I...
He's stealing. He's stealing. Just seen you.
Heading towards is like getting fucking absolutely fucked out, dude Preston.
Hey it's been a pleasure to Ohh wow Ohh so.
Hey, big up, massive big up yourself. Well, what's that just dropped out your pocket?
Higher the kiss the sisters around there and she is. I've got a sister. But no, you don't kiss. Got six fingers off. Oh my God.
Honest man in Burley dating weird. Yeah, damn weird. Damn weird. Police are chasing car full of plaques. Not gonna go jail now. Fuck that. Not gonna get Bill. Man's not a rat. Took a few losses, bu...
Honest. The one the one who's your ID. I run this, you run, you run. This time you couldn't run a bus. Ohh. What's the worst thing you've ever done at a party?
Honest. The one. The one. I'm a prostitute. You're not a prostitute. Yeah. Ohh. Ollie Ollie.
Honey, not gonna go cash converters a lot.
How many days for the day?
How you doing? Cracker mahagan, Polish.
How you doing? Cracker. Mahogany Polish.
I didn't put ohh so I put chewy gummies pocket that old chestnut. Ohh. So it was me who did it. Yeah fucking Taylor leaf.
I guess I'm guessing, yeah, get some Knick knacks. Because you're kicking, you're stealing.
I know everything. You're the idiot if you think you do. Have you ever spat in someones ship? No. Liar. Yay. That's how we do it. That's disgusting that. Tell me something your mum doesn't know. I'...
I love you. Please come back to me, please, and I can let my nose go on.
I love you. Please come back to me. Please tell me. Tell me something. Your family doesn't know I'm gay. Ohh. Someone. Someone put on Facebook. What I'm saying I'm not mellow for you. Well where do...
I prefer it that way. I love cause you're all snakes. Yeah, but what if you've got a big. It's not your sister. This is it. Yeah. Yeah. But don't worry, we're not gonna. We're not blocking. Oh. Oh....
I'd arrest him and arrest him. He's been known for fucking violence on robberies, murder. Anything you want, mate. I've got a girlfriend at. I've got a girlfriend, right? Yeah. On Snapchat is I've ...
I'm from fucking Kobe. You from where Kobe came.
I'm from Glasgow. So please fuck off that dude. Dad. Hey man, I'm fucking 30. Look, you look like Lewis Capaldi. You're not the first person that said that. Gives us some. Paternal. You shagged the...
I'm from London. Where are you? What's your name? Did you come to Arsenal? What's worst thing you've ever done at a party? But Michael the arse by accident kept Lewis. Ooh baby, weren't that magic....
I'm in town, Ohio. What's your name? Alan Taylor. Where you from? Both W Wales. Tell me the worst thing you've ever done at a party.
I'm missing, but well, then all you're doing is old.
I'm not telling you, Julia Preston. Yeah. Ohh yeah, it's the best prestonian. Yeah bro, he's a paedophile. I'm off the deep. Hatches are Devin. Where's worst place you ever woke up?
I'm not. I'm not sure. I'm curious. Ohh is it? How many is it for you? Let's go and ask him.
I've done a lot of shit. Yeah, man. You can tell by the accent. What worst thing, though.
I've got a Jeep yo-yo Punjabi ice cream that tastes like shit of shit that tastes like ice cream.
I've got a Jeep. Tell me something she doesn't know. I would want to marry her. Do it now then, if it come here, let's see it. Megan Marie Ramirez, would you marry me? I fuck you. Need some cat? Lo...
I've got an IT on hey, don't let.
I've got an IT on hey. Why? Tell me something your mom doesn't know. She's dead. Ohh. It's Richie shoedog. Rishi shulak. What are you gonna do for the UK? Nothing. And expect that from Mr Sunak. Wh...
I've never my fucking Celtic fucking fucking top line. We are Celtic supporters faithful favor.
I've shagged about 50 birds. What's up? No.
If you could say anything to your expert right now on coming, what will it be? Your mum's a slag. Ohh. Look, you don't mean nothing. Yeah look, take her out. Over and out. Over and out in time. Nam...
If you steal his criminal, you're a criminal, yeah. Does he know you there?
In the streets of Darwin. Could we get a bit closer, guys? What's going on?
Int town 92
Is as well. Going out, you might get yourself through. Don't. My favorite sex position is no, I don't. Crying alone in bathroom. Your dad's got hairy balls. Fuck you, eggs.
Is birds 4.
Is he should be guy yo jumping on Mike and the best MC celery cool master from Burnley said listen yes and two to blow. You know I'm not a fucking performing monkey, sharmel me, Diggy people. You g...
Is it shows your guns? Wow. Call the vets the Swansea sick.
It landed in the back of my head, turned upside. Let me see it.
It was it. No, it was a family friend. Ohh. So we weren't related. Sure. Gucci. Gucci. Yeah. Yeah.
It's a load of fucking shite. Kinda just put you to one side. And actually a few questions. Yeah. How do you like it? If you could picture these, if you could pick any fruit, what would it? So if y...
It's quite long from now. Like I said, no.
It's still a steel taxis for a living, you steal taxis.
Jackhammer. We on, we on anyway well.
Jemc do MCMC for come here. Ohh you starting on me then I'm about to watch your head off. Ohh man do a ball. No.
Jesus. Yeah, John. My guy single. OK, I'm taking. I've gotta go. I didn't hear that. What sex line number? Why are you here?
Just catch a bit stronger somebody. Yeah, some.
Just catch a bit stronger. Somebody said yes, some.
Just making a documentary on a crackhead. Inside in his sound.
Just making a documentary on her crackheads. No, I'm joking.
Just one, yeah. But it will come out, come constipated. No, no, go to the what's that game called do?
Just one, yeah. But it will come out, come constipated. Stay away. Away, away where, Rocky. So what brings you here tonight?
Just roll up the bit on that, Dave.
Just stop dancing. If you could say anything to your expert right now on coming, what would it be? Your mum's a slag.
Kelly and chips before ohh eat. But we're gonna play a pastor, Mike. Where, where, where you all from?
Kobe, he's my fucking what? What? Not my fucking fault, you didn't. You just brought out a fucking.
Laughing. No weed on a tree. What? I bet I can make you say yes or no, right? Yeah. What you been drinking? Strong stuff. How strong is it? Ohh, not strong enough, but strong.
Let me think I know. Enable shoving it. Not today, actually by a minute ago.
Let's see, it's in there. Let's see. That's your way for one. Right.
Like he's a fucking team. Ohh my big mentor left. Do you wanna do a line with me? Nothing, mother man, for you. Why did you never tell me why you have an orgasm? She goes ohh like bothering you whe...
Like, no worries mate. Thank you for having us.
Lock it up smooth, criminal.
Lock it up. Hey, look you lock it up. Lock up.
Look one of about 10 in Romans coming from Pokémon cards. Because you get on this end, right? What's your name? My name is Josh. Josh. Josh, right, Josh.
Look, dog Jacob. Yep. Well, you from dog?
Look, don't say hello to come here. Come on, let me show you on.
Love you Nelly. I need you.
Man. And. Fred.
May.
Megan Marie Ramage, would you marry me? How do you say I, I. Shut up. There you go. What do you said no, I said yes. You say yes. Give her a song. Then give her a song.
MGMC for coming oht you starting on me then I'm about to watch your head off. Ohh man dude ball noob.
Money if you have to watch your mum and dad have sex for the rest of your life, or join in once and get it over with, a brilliant questions what would you do?
Muffin man did Tanya. But I'm single. You get me your soul. Obviously, you know, I mean, where you from? I'm from originally from ****stan. Great. Yo, you know what is? You know what time it is? It...
Mushola. Last thing you've ever done at a party? Snorted Moss. Or a bong? Ohh. Sex doses? Bit weird guys. Bit weird. Enjoy yourself. How do you know me? Ohh, we're inked out. I know you as well.
My guitar. So you could say guitar. We got take guitar so I ended it. Guitar going you guys just you right is what I like to score. We get our.
My guy, my guy. What she get off my guy sick.
My name is Liam. Ohh. My name's Liam and we're in town. Ohh. Yeah. Join in with you about anything. Tell me something your family doesn't know. I'm gay. I've had a I've had a Willy up my bum before...
My skin tone.
My video mate. Are you living life right now? You're well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give us a ooh, baby say ooh no say ooh baby weren't that magic?
Nice Emma piss. Is that an Angelina Jolie? You're the one that I want.
Nice one, not so good, but is there any servers on that?
Nice. Ohh.
No cash. You can't come back on. It's going on, lads. He's out kicking off for walks. We should sort it out. OK. Should we sort it about a threesome? Honestly. Honestly. And your mum don't know? No...
No chip off my shoulder. Ohh, what's up to you? If you had to choose Rangers or Celtic, I am not getting involved with that, will you? Rangers.
No drinking on it. So don't be putting this on about tick tock. Tell me something your mum doesn't know that I like cock she deaf or not? I knew that from over there. But.
No fight that I'm ohh.
No joking. That's one bro pocket that long joke.
No matter of fact before.
No money for the bitches. You wanna shag me? Shag me? Listen, you get your fucking bed. What's your name? My name is what do you like about Preston? Absolutely nothing. I pulled zero women with tha...
No, I'm not making myself money. You're making yourself a lot of play. You're robbing Harry balls.
No, no, my get Orange Studios at the Chapel over there. You got a studio, you know, you see the Chapel steps and you go by that way. Just listen out, you hear me? Are you were going that way. You w...
No, not Halifax. Breaking Bad. Ohh yeah you could say it to your ex. What would it be?
No, right. You can see it. Don't worry. But wow, can I park it? Go on there. OK.
No, you can't touch this. It was so good.
No, you fucking did. Does it? Does it? No, I don't.
No. Right. You can see it. Don't worry. But wow. Color pocket. Go on there. OK. No, I won't pocket if Max says don't pocket. I love pockets. Yeah. Looking forward-looking man. Yeah. Wow. Ollie, Oll...
No. What? Paul? Ohh, he's going. He's going.
Not gay tell tell me something your mom doesn't know. Don't really speak to my mum, bro. Love you too. Boom, boom. I lost my virginity at 17. Baby. What? That magic. Would you shag your sheep? Yeah...
Not really what's what?
Now you gotta say yes or no. Yeah, but.
Oh my God, that was intense. I smacked his teemo. OK, it's Marky teemo. What is it? What is it? Why is it? Why is it? What's the weirdest thing you've ever done? I weed in the wrong room. Which roo...
Oh my God, that was intense. Tell me the worst thing you've done at a party.
Oh my God, well selling. What's your name?
Oh oh, if you could say it to your expert, what would it be? Fuck out of slut.
Ohh alright guys this is the stop you wanna be up. Welcome to the party. Yeah, what's your name? Alina. Where you from?
Ohh God.
Ohh I. Yeah, I've actually, I'm need you on. Tell us something right that your family doesn't know. Grow up. See you later.
Ohh I'd really kiss you then. Ohh he's got really close. Worst, worst place you'd walk up. Barely.
Ohh just let everyone know I am not a Celtic fan. Are you a Burnley pimp? Yeah. Are you pimp out like sisters, brothers and all that on. Why whenever eight? Yeah. Not gonna lie, when I went to the ...
Ohh Manchester Rd.
Ohh she's slamming you. Ohh, she's done you. Is your hair fever? I know you, I know you as you know me and I think I've seen you on some videos into yeah no you're on in town. Ohh no that's massive...
Ohh shit, we caught up on the right. Let's go.
Ohh the outward dead sex. Go hard or go come. I stopped right last night. Yeah, I stayed him.
Ohh you know this? Ohhh what's your name? I'm calling how you full of semen?
Ohh you tell him. You tell him girl. You tell him girl I know about to buy you have balls for you something minute. What's this for?
Ohh, baby. What? That magic. What should there mate? I'm only I'm from Newcastle, mate. What's the worst thing you've ever done that's why. The fucking back of the full of seeds. Yeah, yeah, lookin...
Ohh, fucking Adam Yanks. What do you what, what what do you like about your boyfriend? Has he got a big Dick? Yeah.
Ohh, she said. Ohh what jamsie?
Ohh, we were falling, Celtic.
Ohh, we were falling. Celtic. Celtic. Gloves. Goals cleaner ones glasgows cleaner. Yeah, yeah. You'll never fucking late. I am. I went in your bed you weird cunt. And it's in town. Ohh. He's the pa...
Ohh, we were falling. Yeah. Celtic. Celtic. Gloves, goals, cleaner lines. Glasgows cleaner. Yeah, yeah. You're fucking late. I am. Come on, let me think.
Ohh, you're a cop. Where you from? I'm from Darwin. Tell me. Worst thing you've ever done. Worse thing I've done. A pistol, a bucket next to go to shop. Ohh you don't want that. I want.
Ohh, you're lying to each other. And what medication to give to the press? Lesbians. Tricoche again.
Ohh, you're pulled up in BIG4 fifties. What's worst thing you've ever done at a party? Took a big massive shit in toilet, didn't flush it in his walk straight out without wiping my ass.
Ohh. He's me, he doesn't speak. How many birds have you shagged? 5 million, 500 and zero. Oh my God this looks like a proper sesh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. I'm no, I'm not performing monk...
Ohh. Well, you see, what's this for?
Ohio Brian Mcclair hey, check your pockets before she goes.
OK, what's your name, love? Well, just what's worst thing you've ever done?
On a tree. My, what's my string you voted on? I probably stole some chocolate. I feel like you've got boys. Have you got bars? Yeah, he's got straight bars. Ohh he's got.
One town? Yeah, assholes. Come on, don't be shy. I've got an idea.
One was the blame for everything and never wasn't. One hour later, blame each other for shit that we both did, rather than blame one for the one finger and the other for the other.
Ooh baby yeah. Boom. There weren't that magic.
Our mashed. I I'm not. I'm how many drinks have you had? If you I feel like we're in like a yes or no game here. Like I bet I can make you say yes or no. Right. Yeah.
Our own prestonian woo yeah Proto.
Patrick topping 100% Man Wish Foundation, yes 100%. They don't even check ours.
Please find place North Charleston Ohh Dev Dev, come here. What pets are you on?
Preferred it that way? I love because you're all snakes. Who's your favorite? MC? MC Pat Flynn. Have you never heard of MC Finch here, act like ohh, you dirty bitches. Need some cat? Look at your t...
Prestonian. Born and bred Prestonian.
Quicker you putting that sparkling flies are down.
Quicker, you know, you putting that sparkling ohh baby. What? That magic. You want it? I'll be driving. Do you want it? Are you sure? Let's get ready to rumble. Fight.
Ramoji, I'm only mad. Well, sadly. Why? What's up?
Rangers Rangers till I die. I'm Rangers till I die. I know why. I must say I am a major still I die. Ohh fuck off. I am not a Ranger spoy. Favorite song this.
Right now it's on. Let's go.
Right, I've brought out a classic guy here.
Right. I will tell. I will turn. Well, obviously we'll turn.
Right. No, not a grass. I'm not a grass.
Right. There's no tell me something your mom doesn't know. She's dead. Ohh. What's your name? Kieran. Where are you from? Kieran Sheffield. Tell me something your mum doesn't know. Got bed knocked ...
Right. Well then places that more about that 321 go go then we'll go.
Right. You look like Fred. You look just like your Fred.
Roger alignment of shot himself a couple of times. Never mind. No fine.
See Steelers, Steelers.
See you later, man. Well, it's under there. I'm joking.
Shedding of a lot at one point. Man Daniel, what do you think of Americans?
Shit. What do you think you're shit? Piss. Right, right. But boy. Liam is a little bear.
Sisters, brothers and all that. Like all, all the young milfs, you know what I'm saying? Van Burnley does. Young mills. Yeah, yeah, of course, with her.
So how many drinks? Only around 4% or some 40%?
So how many drinks? Only around 40% or some 40%?
So is it. Chill out though. Sorry mate, only go.
So my name's Liam. We're in town. Let's go. Ohh. Munds, Antonia. But I've got a girlfriend and it so don't try me. Give me this market all fucking, you know, grab it then. Ooh baby. Yeah, whatever.
Some may wish foundation yes 100% they don't even check ours. My name's MC. Smaller. That's my name. Gotta go with the flow. Gotta play the game. Gotta roll the dice once or twice. Pushing in it, f...
Sorry, I know I'm messy. I'm messy. I'm messy.
Sounds like a pulp. You're from a pub, no?
Speak to you. Daddy.
Speak to you. Oh, oh, oh what? My name is Shane Deakin. Where you from, Shen? Desert.
Stationary balls in his old man.
Stealing both of them. Stealing just sitting him. Check his pockets. Check his pockets.
Steel taxis for a living. You steal this criminal. I've never my fucking Celtic fucking.
Tell me how come you don't help me, I'll help you.
Tell me something your mum doesn't know.
Tell me the worst thing you've ever done has sex in a graveyard.
Tell me worst thing you've done at a party are weed.
Thank you. Goodbye, cover by.
That fucking come on then. Come on then. Come on then. Fuck you. Ohh. Look where we are. What's your favorite music tech house? Ohh. See you into a bit of Patrick shopping.
That is a fork in the back of my head. Ohh what the fuck.
That is a fork in the back of my head. Ohh what the fuck.
That's the worst thing you've ever done. No, but I'm not saying that, comma.
That's wrong. What? What do you want me to say to that? What do you want to say, Sir?
That's wrong. What? What do you want me to say to that? What do you want to say, Sir?
The DJ's got us falling in love again. What takes comma Mr turn music up, anyone? Everybody in the club gonna show me how to do you know? Boyfriend. That's my wife. Fuck your girlfriend. She's not ...
The flies are down. I'm not, you see? No. Why are you single?
The flies are down. The flies are down. I'm not, you know. These are sent away from well, I'm from where the men are brave and the sheep skirt. Ohh inside boys in Salem. OH. I mean, I missed. I mis...
The fuck you are bugs. What? Dogs? Dogs. All of them are fucking. Every single fucking one of them. If you could say to your XX right, what would it be?
The piece of shit exactly shouldn't even deserve you. What's worst thing you've ever done at a party? What's worst thing I've? Don't know.
There you go, asking have you got what's the best story you've got? The funniest story you've ever got queued up.
These are fucking shit question. It's Richie shaunak. Rishi shaunak. Ohh. This is this is a bit me. This. Let's see your Tinder.
These espanol. Why tell me something your mum doesn't know? I don't think that's appropriate for anything else. Come on. Who's been here? No. By the way, talking about if you need me, I'm there for...
They got myself. Ohh baby work that magic. Thank you. Ohh. What's your name? Rebecca Tracy. Ohh you Tracy.
They'll all come here. Come on, let me tell you on.
They're not fucking getting out the Bush. Are you twins? Yeah.
Throw it that way, love you all snakes. Ohh. Why did you never tell me why you have an orgasm? She goes. I don't like bothering you when you're at work.
Trash. What's your name? Jack. Where you from, Jack? We're gonna. Do you know him? See Finch here. Of course. Do you know any of his lyrics? I know we can time. It's not coming for the wagging crew...
Two hours later? Yeah. I mean, just like, yeah, blame each way. Not just fucking. It's your fault. No one else is just yours more. Yeah, later that same evening.
Tyson food. He's my cousin. You know, I I'm not gonna lie. Ohh. How many birds have you shagged? 5 million, 500 and zero. We're asking what's your name first. Hi. Time issue. Laces. Yeah sure, why ...
Unless you are tying up to a bed and leave her alone. Ohh yeah baby where that magic ohh. Wigan Town, Wigan town? What you doing? Weird things like on like fucking YouTube or something?
Vijay, we're off to the bit. Ohh, it's burning town, you know, I'm saying like, you know. Ohh, I probably used to rob you when I was a kid. No you didn't. Ohh, are you my dad? I knew you were from ...
Walking out. Come on. There must be somewhere. No, no, no.
Walking top lines, we are Celtic supporters, faithful. Very, very.
Wanna play again? What's your name? Is it Leon? Yes. Catch it bitch. I got you going. Ohh. So what's your name?
Was killed by rolling? No, I'm famous for smoking rollies.
We didn't get along. We used to blame each other for shit and then it was like.
We got bounces, bounces, kicking me off. Fuck. OK, put me down. Ohh. Kizza. Chip there lad. Come on, just one chip there. I wanna give a shout out to my mum. Sexy beast, gill.
We lose letting. We're going from Celtic give way.
We said Ali Ali Ali.
We're fucking festival. Only tell you two what made you wear that T-shirt? She's lost a bag on 4 next minute and we try to find it. I'll tell mum everything OK then. You're like you got a short bac...
Well fuck yourself you little fucking small Dick prick. Ohh baby. Work that magic. Is that rolling? Is it? Fucking roll ohh lover. Good rolling, mate. What do you think of Americans?
Well the World Cup guy. What's your name? Jonathan Smith, Rd Lewis. Where you're from. Bryson Scunthorpe leads security securities here. Security is here. Security. Ohh. Never meet the ground. Tell...
Well, Charlie taxi. Ohh baby work that magic. Do what? Microphone right and who you're going for this year. I couldn't give a folk you couldn't give a fuck how the role how the country is run. No i...
Well, eyes, that's a dog off EastEnders.
Well, guess what? She's a lot of mobile. Enough fucking lover. Because I've been. I've been through hell with this lassie, and she's always picked me out at the end. Bring him up, bring him up, bri...
Well, I've got work to do. He's filming us. Filming you? You're filming me? Filming you?
Well, let's get on there. No, come on, quickly. Let's get a selfie. Though. Not me and you. Black shop.
Well, she's she's fever. She's stealing.
Well, silly boy, what's up with them? All yours doing? He's old. Teething bustards.
Well, silly boy. Well shot. Well, them all yours doing it. He's old. Teething bustards. Tell me something she doesn't know. I don't want to marry her. Do it now, then. But come here. Let's see it. ...
Well, surely not interesting. Hey, funny, you try very like me. You get a point in the face of my foot, don't you? Like a bag of hell. I'll be gone when the morning comes. Hey, don't put this on. I...
Well, that's all good, man. Hold on. My fucking head's getting cold.
Well, what have you got to get the mic? Go hit back. You speaking for the Raptors? If you could say anything to your ex now, what would it be? Not fuck off for somebody else. Do you know him? Do yo...
Well, you got any idea for leaving because.
Well, you say OK now.
What about ooh baby, hey, hey, I'm out prestonian. Yeah, bro.
What did they do to him? That's that's why I don't understand why we split up. Ohh is it one of them?
What did you what you could do?
What do you think of Blackpool sheets? What do you think your shit ball could say anything about your ex-girlfriend, but right now, what would it be? Sorry you left me. Why? Tell me something your ...
What gem see do I MCMC for? Come here. Ohh I thought you starting on me then I'm about to wash your head off. Ohh man do a ball. No.
What have you? What have you? Just told me? I got a fork stuck in my head yesterday.
What is it gentlemen? We've got a special occasion here. Now here we go. And I know I've been horrible as a man. What's the question? Ohh, I'd like to do is would you marry me? Remind me. Ohh God o...
What is this anyway? Believe me, I know that Dev, what have you. What have you put in that sparkling? Well, see, no dev, there's no.
What was that for in town? Getting on YouTube, right? Get one from there though? We need 1 foot from nail.
What was the 161 money on the map? Come here. Wait, what?
What was your worst chat line? Don't ask me about pick up lines cause I'd rather be pinned down and picked up.
What you been drinking strong stuff. How strong is it? Not strong enough, but strong.
What you want? No, I'll just just wanted to ask you a few questions but.
What? Well.
What? What? We? Yeah. I've been on TV. They're the same younger folk. Where you from? Corby? Jane. Fuck off. That's exactly where I'm from, mate. Why have I not seen you about, mate?
What's up? Joking me about.
What's up? Well, hey, she's stealing. She's.
What's worst thing you've ever done I couldn't even tell you about?
What's your idea? I run this town on you. You're on this side. You couldn't run a bus. It had two for 50. Hey, she's me. Hello.
What's your is 1,000,000 views. It's what she's calling the shop called. What's it called? What she shop called? What's the shop called?
What's your name? What was your own 61? My name on the map. Our fucking with this bird at this party. Later, as she fired him, I face boom. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done? I weed in the...
Where are we going?
Where are you from?
Where are you from? Preston. Yeah. How do you know what's going on? Do you wanna go on? Do you wanna fuck? Why do you wanna go home?
Where Soria made splashy outside fucking raving. Have you got any dance moves, Ricky?
Where you. Where are you taking her? Hotel. Do you know her constitutional girlfriend? Are you his girlfriend? Yeah. Tell me something that she doesn't know. No. So no. No. Tell me something he doe...
Where you're from, Leon. What's made you come out tonight? Just want a drink in it. How many drinks have you had? Not enough on the scale of 1 to potato.
Who are you? Never mind. She's where she's going to Prestwood woods with her.
Whoa, one more time.
Why are you running? So I'm gonna pick you something up. Ohh off. Don't no, don't don't trust him up. Yeah, shit round we go. It's fucking dire in it apart from this. Hey up. See sound there? It wa...
Why so though I would. Well I would drink it were other moral dispute. Like because he let one of his mates get beat up and just stood there and did nothing. So I thought I'd teach my model. That's...
Yeah dear. Give your best finchy lyrics. Good. Come on. Gotta roll a die. She's smiling all tied. The boys, ladies, what do you think of men?
Yeah, I've got to get some dancers.
Yeah, ohh.
Yeah, Rick, what's your best chat up line? You're fit. Well, you look better with my cock in your ass. I report you think it's always Oh my God, you've moved up in world. You streetlights time me. ...
Yeah, the worst I did to know no, because.
Yeah, we have lots in you about.
Yeah, we're getting rough like you.
Yeah, you're right. Go on, get yourself off. Have some of the walkie lad. Look your hairs chains on you. Get me? I'm in the Michael recall. Master Shang Andrews is coming in faster carbohydrates, s...
Yeah. But you like Jeffrey Dahmer, no. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Excuse me, have you have you seen this guy before?
Yeah. Is he? Yeah. I'm not that hard. Well, hard.
Yeah. Joe, I've run away for a few taxis. Or what taxis?
Yeah. So where you from?
Yeah. Yeah, mom. Yeah, mum.
Yes, Sir, that's it.
Yo, go, we'll say, I don't know, like you're dying to say something. Wait, wait, wait.
You know, watch the shop called. I'll pick it up. You know, big up 4 shopping at Cliff Rd.
You what? Did you what?
2 girls no. She pulled back. She put it back.
2 teeth in bustards.
50 you know, you ask a lady hello. Tell us some of your family doesn't know, so they don't know where it was on Wednesday night, I'll tell you that. We're in town.

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