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David.
Fuck.
Hello here you disgusting BLOB of flesh and teeth. I am the cube Muppet. I have heard that at your carnival there are many animal acts within your intent. I would like to watch these animal perform...
Hello my good man. I am the Cube Muppet. I have come from far away to purchase many items from your fine establishment. First I would like to buy some giant ninjago's which I can stick up my ass as...
Hello my good man. I am the Cube Muppet. I would like to claim this lottery ticket which I purchased from a male homosexual who I offered to give robot sex to in exchange for a large amount of his ...
Hello my good man. I am the cute Muppet.
Hello my good man. I am the cute Muppet. I would like to do the following things in this fine establishment. First, I would like to stick my pins into the slot machine and turn the reels until my t...
Hello there you idiots. Fucking asshole. I am the Cube Muppet. I only say you are an asshole because last time when I applied to this university you curved down my several offers for sex. So differ...
Hello, my good man. I am the Queen. Welcome.
Hi Melissa Money has all this in my need. This is wonderful game for the puppet.
How wonderful. I have everything that you need on that list of sins.
I am still here, asshole.
I would like to request the following items in Thy will do with them. First, I would like some Turkish Delight candies, which I will stick up my ass and mix with my bloody ass exclusion so that the...
I'm sorry, but in this country and in our culture, we don't shut things up. Our rest.
I'm sorry, but Professor Explosive Dildo is not teaching homosexual explorations this semester.
I'm sorry, but the elephants are not here today.
I'm sorry, but we are all out of $10,000 poker chips.
No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No No No No No. No.
Now to play with a $10,000 poker chips that I shoved up my ass.
Oh wait, I found the elephant. I left them up my ass. No wait, I didn't know. That are just large curves. There are no elephants in my house and there never were. Of course that makes sense since t...
Ohh I shall be country where people just sings in their assembly shoved it up my ass. Oh my God, I love shoving things in my ass.
Ohh wait, that was my lottery ticket. I found yours. I left it up my ass.
Ohh, I found a classroom homosexual explorations talk, my professor Explosive Gilliam offered this semester. I left it up my ass.
Or I'm sorry, what's your passion? What's seen on the I can't accept it.
What the fuck? I came here to do the following things. First I wanted to write the carousel and allow the wonderful pumpkin to give me an erection so large that I could masturbate while watching a ...
What the fuck? This is the shittiest piece of shit. Fucking fuck. Fuck establishment ever. Fuck off and let me.
What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be.
What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit read was that?
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