Please Like Me - Season 1 Edit

A headache?

A homosexual man is 30 times more likely to get AIDS.

A little joke.

A lot.

A tiny version of you terrified that a...

About Rod and the... you know, the bloody bedroom thing.

About what we're gonna do.

Actually, I don't think I'm gonna eat.

Actually, Peg used to swear in church all the time.

Actually, there's no way of telling who had it, so...

Ah, bugger!

Ah, hi. We're all done for the day, so I'll call you later and tell you how it went.

Ah, maybe you could try smiling.

Ah, no, no, I didn't.

Ah, no! I thought I was pregnant.

Ah, no. No.

Ah, Peg, I don't think you can stop here.

Ah, Rose, there's no way. There's just no way.

Ah, so how did you find out that you're not?

Ah. It's still nice of you both to dress up for me.

Alan, I promise you,

Alan, I wouldn't go taking advice from someone with that haircut

Alan! Alan, can you come here, please?

Alright, Alan. Now, I am going into the kitchen to do some tidying up.

Alright, Alan. Now, I am going into the kitchen to do some tidying up.

Alright, fine.

Alright, let's get this stuff to your room and wake up your mother.

Alright.

Alright.

Also, I cut myself shaving, and you won't shut up about giraffes,

Also, I quite enjoyed the morning tea.

Also, uh, Claire and I broke up.

Also...

Although I did date a racist once too, so I don't know.

Always thought that he was gay.

Am I allowed to say "pansy"?

Am I mental?

Am I really doing this badly at life that you think I have bonus chromosomes?

Amazing.

And don't be mean about it either, please.

And he gave me 20 cents to buy a choc dip cone

And he's so... um...

And his mum told you that if you do that,

And I don't know how to put the goddamn picture there.

And I happened to be googling giraffes again today

And I have to tell someone about this stuff.

And I love him.

And I really don't think this is the way for her to find out.

And I really think I could date a disabled person.

And I want to give you all of me, the best parts and the worst.

And I was just worried that one wouldn't be enough,

And I would like to believe that one day

And if I have to be stuck here with you, we're going to have some fun.

And if it isn't what God would want, then... then he, or she, can...

And if none of it had have happened, then...

And if you consider a magnet...

And is probably worth more money than you, pal.

And it's not a phase?

And it's not really my thing, so I thought I may as well give it to you.

And it's supposed to make me look weird?

And Josh has decided to become a homosexual,

And not to your car.

And now roll it in nice and slow.

And now Rose is going to say a few personal words about her aunt.

And she came all the way out here for you?

And she just genuinely likes Dad, which is quite hard to believe.

And she was dressed like a slapper, so I had to wait for her to get changed.

And she's Christian, and I'm sorry

And that is that you don't love the people you love

And that's not bad, you know,

And that's your... that's your headline?

And the more I learn, the less I like.

And the other time was drunk and it didn't mean anything.

And the terrible thing about that is that I won't be sharing my life

And then got disappointed and put them back in the charity bin.

And then I bled actual blood into his actual mouth.

And then I regretted it so I vomited it up on purpose.

And then I vomited up a little bit by accident.

And then I'm there.

And then just be together and it'll be great,

And then one day, you order a $19 sundae and it's finished.

And then they ended up with... you.

And then you have to spend the next 18 years pretending to love it.

And there's plenty of food. I made sandwiches. Does she like sandwiches?

And they're not horrible.

And this is as good as my face is ever going to get.

And watch Japanese manga with these two, so...

And we're just ignoring the fact that Geoffrey's a man?

And what better gift to give him than that

And what's happening is that I'm sucking your penis?

And why would that freaking jerk

And you are looking at girls?

And you can, like, find someone else if you want.

And you do have some of the symptoms.

And you know what, she speaks six languages

And you look like, ugh, that.

And you shouldn't have to live with me either, Josh. I...

And you were naked in the backyard at your friend's house

And you won't have time if you're gonna make the game.

And you wouldn't kiss me because your aunt was there.

And you'll be too dead to help me?

And you're here having a dinner party.

And you're my best friend.

And you're punished for it.

And you're quite effeminate.

And your uncle only pretended to like them because you liked them.

And, also, it's just so boring.

And, certainly, it was a disappointment.

And, um...

And... and Mum's proud too. She probably doesn't say it, but...

And... if they do see you, they're probably mental too, so that's nice.

Any electrician will tell you you can't get power

Any time.

Anyway, I just... I really can't wait for him to get rid of Niamh.

Anyway, I'd best be off

Anyway, I've decided I'm not angry about it.

Anyway... you've got Rod!

Apparently if you're old,

Apparently Peg wanted us to wear happy clothes, but I didn't know either.

Apparently, she can't be alone, and I'm all she's got.

Are we ok? Is this ok?

Are we...

Are you a little bit surprised that your sperm actually works?

Are you absolutely certain if I don't call an ambulance, you won't die?

Are you crying?

Are you eating my Pop Rocks?

Are you gonna make out with other people?

Are you gonna open the goddamn car

Are you ignoring us, sweetheart, huh?

Are you Josh's ex girlfriend?

Are you listening to us?

Are you moving to Thailand? Are you telling me you're moving to Thailand?

Are you ok, Josh, mate?

Are you ok?

Are you ok? Are you ok?

Are you racist?

Are you saying you don't want to be friends?

Are you sure you don't have feelings

Are you tearing up a bit?

Are you trying to make me feel bad?

Aren't men jerks?

Arseholes!

At least I managed to put some underwear on before you got home.

At least if they're mediocre looking,

Aunty Peg could move in with her.

Be g****s, kiwifruit, a walnut?

Because he knows the name of the soft toy, but he's a dog.

Because he was just rubbing between me and the sheets.

Because I cut myself shaving,

Because I'm fine.

Because if they... if they are born that way, they...

Because the average marriage only lasts 8.7 years.

Because the only person I want to talk to is my best friend,

Because they do what you want, but because of who they are."

Because they'd be able to see it.

Because when I was in Grade 2 I had this Afghani friend

Because you brought it up, ok?

Because you told them that I gave you chlamydia.

Because you told them that I gave you chlamydia.

Because you're all, like, emotionally stunted, yeah?

Because your period was late?

Because, like, you know, you really like him and maybe he likes you and I just...

Because, well, you know, you're a little bit plain,

Because...

Best be off.

Between something happening and you telling me.

Big gate, big gate. No one's getting through that.

Boys. Boys.

Brendan, would you like a frozen cola?

Brendan, you know you're quite good looking, yeah?

Brilliant.

Brilliant. That's clever.

Bring her in!

Burying my mum was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

But after 60 years of Sunday mornings,

But all I can think about is my rubbish face and obsessing.

But he doesn't want me to tell you about it, ok?

But he's so nice, Josh.

But I didn't do it. I didn't know you could, otherwise I probably would have.

But I failed her.

But I thought, no, people would judge.

But I've really gotta go. I've gotta go.

But if you don't promise to come to church,

But it looks good there.

But like the moon in the darkest woods,

But no. I... I didn't...

But people can see their money any time.

But she just said she was too tired to want to see you.

But that's ok, you know. If you're not hungry. That's fine.

But the cups are so small,

But the doctor thinks we should put you in a mental home.

But the most obvious symptom is that your testicles do not develop in puberty.

But the muscles.

But then I'd have to see you there, once I get there.

But they're all I've got."

But turns out you're actually just a bitch.

But we... we were broken up at the time. The first time.

But when they're that pretty, I'm just like, "Oh!"

But you could do all the same sorts of things at my place as you do at Tom's.

But you dobbed me in to the cops, though, didn't you?

But you should definitely come, Alan.

But you think I'm a bad driver.

But you weren't just... Anyway. I don't know.

But you're so... handsome.

But, technically, he's not my grandson, but anyway, that's...

But, you see, you could bring Claire home to sleep over, if you want.

But...

But... "

But... but less graceful.

But... like, that's what it is?

But... when we do,

Bye, Aunty Peg.

Bye, Rose.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me back.

Call me!

Can I come to dinner?

Can I sleep over?

Can we give this... give us a better shot?

Can we just take this into another room?

Can we set it up now? Please?

Can you guys just maybe do me a favour and stop this fight for a bit, briefly?

Can you please be serious?

Can you please just pretend to be sensitive and caring about my feelings,

Can't help but notice that you took the fullest one,

Can't I just go out without telling you where I'm going?

Can't you just take someone else? I'll ruin the fun for you.

Carpe diem. Seize the day.

Centre half forward, right?

Claire is quite good looking.

Claire, have you got anything embarrassing to tell me about Josh?

Claire, this is, um... Geoffrey.

CLAIRE: Hey, Josh. Your dad called, and he told me what happened.

Claire! Hi.

Claire! What ya up to?

Claire.

Claire's in costume and she's embarrassed,

Come and sit down.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, I'll help you out.

Come on, it'll be fun. Yeah?

Come on, John.

Come on, Ma. You got to get up.

Come on, pal. Come on, fight me, eh!

Come on, show's over.

Come on, stop crying.

Come on, we're off.

Come on!

Come on. Show's over.

Come with me, please.

Coming out, to me, just seems so '90s, you know?

Coming.

Communication is the key. I've always found that.

Constantly, just constantly all the time how much he likes me.

Could you imagine how disgusting his penis would be?

Could you slice those up and put them on the trays for me? Thanks.

Crochet or something.

Dad, are you...

Dad, everybody hates people in cars like these.

Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child

Dad, I think she's right. I don't know if you've seen your face lately

Dad, she's mentally ill. She's not saving up for a Game Boy.

Dad, you know there's...

Dad, you're just too... big for it.

Dad?

Dad?

Decided that they didn't suit her

Deliver the paper. I think it's a good idea.

Did it ever try and eat your penis?

Did you even take a home test?

Did you guys know that Josh is gay?

Did you have fun? Did you have a good drive?

Did you like it?

Did you tell her that I have a girlfriend?

Didn't you cry in that documentary about the homeless choir?

Didn't... expect you to be here.

Different sized spoons don't fit together like this.

Do I? Do I really need to tell them?

Do it. You go!

Do they, Claire?

Do we just wait for me to stop bleeding?

Do you feel at all horrible that you didn't wait for him to leave before you called?

Do you have friends?

Do you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean? But I can... see... you.

Do you know what I mean? I just don't get it.

Do you know where my orange cardigan is? I can't find my orange cardigan.

Do you mean you're deciding if you're gonna have an abortion?

Do you need a man who likes fish and chips?

Do you not... like me?

Do you see what I'm saying, Tom?

Do you think I should be ok with kissing boys in public?

Do you think it'll make her happy? It should make her happy, right?

Do you think she'd be uncomfortable if she knew I was here?

Do you think that he is going to want to put something in your bum?

Do you think that we should talk about sex with men?

Do you think you could date a disabled person?

Do you wanna go there?

Do you want to keep going? I'll give you this brochure.

Do you want to see him?

Do you want us to... do anything?

Do you, uh... do you prefer big spoon or little spoon?

Do you, um...

Does it mean that sometimes you'd pay for me to fly to Thailand?

Does sound pretty racist.

Does that work?

Does this mean I'm gonna have to move back in with her?

Does your mother know about this?

Don't drop it!

Don't go through any red lights.

Don't look at me.

Don't make me move back in with her. I couldn't bear it.

Don't really get the big spoon/little spoon thing.

Don't think this is such a big deal. It's not like I hadn't always known.

Don't worry about it? Kids are expensive.

Don't worry, mate. Mum's ok. She's ok.

Don't.

Don't. They'll put me in the loony bin.

Easier for me?

Eugh!

Eugh!

Even though that had meant he couldn't buy a choc dip Flake cone.

Even though they're doing way more than I ever could?

Even though you said you didn't want any water.

Even though you said you didn't want any water.

Even though you said you didn't want one.

Even though you would just ignore the fact that I've been a big jerk.

Everyone else is inside.

Everyone loves you.

Exactly. Exactly.

Faggot!

FATHER: Fuck, Josh! Fuck!

FATHER: Josh, it's your dad. Um..

FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Message received at 8:09am.

FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Received at 10:15am.

FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Received at 11:13am.

FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Received at 8:40am.

FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Received at 9am.

Fight me like a man.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. And they're tarts.

Five. Five girls.

For the first 60 years it was because I believed in heaven.

For you to be there. It's completely necessary, even.

For your mum. To get her out of the house.

From the other room before we leave.

From when you fingered your cousin?" but I couldn't do it.

Fuck you. Look, we should have separated years ago, Alan.

Gee whiz, it feels a hell of a lot better than dying at 30.

Geoffrey invited him.

Geoffrey keeps yelling things that I can't understand.

Geoffrey, have I seen that man's wang on the internet?

Geoffrey, I can't find the fifth one.

Geoffrey, I don't think you're allowed to say "faggot".

Geoffrey, I just...

Geoffrey, I was joking.

Geoffrey, I've decided I want to get involved. I'm ready.

Geoffrey!

Geoffrey!

Geoffrey? Geoffrey, do you think my testicles are big enough?

Geoffrey.

Geoffrey.

Geoffrey's doing everything.

Geoffrey's got something really nice planned for you.

Go fuck yourself, you skinny dick retard."

Go on.

Go on. There, use that.

Go, go, go!

Go, the Bombers.

Gonna... sell this house.

Good luck getting through one day without me.

Good luck.

Good, good, 'cause I'm just going to stay here

Good!

Good. Fine.

Good. Ok.

Gosh, dude, we... we don't have to put anything in your... in...

Got a headache at all?

Great, fine.

Guess I should get you a towel.

Guess what else.

Guys!

Ha!

Had to give my daughter a lift to a party

Has he got a girlfriend?

Have to eat those horrible pies all by ourselves.

Have you ever actually met Mum?

Have you got her doing things? She has to get up and do things.

Have you had an ok day?

Have you had an ok day?

Have you had anything to drink? Can you pick me up?

Have you invited your father? You should invite your father.

Haven't they got this already?

He did ejaculate on my thigh.

He didn't like them?

He drew a pornographic drawing of me sucking his penis.

He goes and gets it because he knows its name,

He going to stay here and he's going to want to see you and talk to you.

He has nothing to do with this!

He hides her from you. It's pretty ridiculous.

He is gay.

He is homosexual.

He leaves her at the corner store every time he comes to visit.

He made spaghetti. You love spaghetti.

He never left.

He really doesn't like surprises, Geoffrey.

He really is disgusting.

He says hi. Can't you just... get yourself home?

He used to come to the back door every morning.

He wants me to be his bitch. So...

He was always baking and dancing.

He was just there. Do you know what I mean?

He was really very... there.

He...

He's a bit upset!

He's a likeable guy. What a likeable chap.

He's all upset. He's a mess.

He's not doing anything today.

He's not wearing a shirt.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, Josh.

Hello, ma'am.

Hello, Tom.

Hello! Can I please have a mojito?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. This is Niamh. I'm not available at the moment.

Her fur as dark as night.

Her spirit is my light.

Here we go. Come on.

Here we go. Mm mm! Workplace sexual harassment.

Here we go. Up you get.

Hey, Aunty Peg.

Hey, come on, just please let me drive. You're gonna get in trouble.

Hey, don't talk about your mother like that.

Hey, don't talk about your mother like that.

Hey, Geoffrey.

Hey, I forgot to tell you...

Hey, I'm so sorry about you and Josh.

Hey, I've been to Thailand.

Hey, it's Josh. I'll take you to bed. Come on.

Hey, Ma. Me and Geoffrey are going out to the football, alright?

Hey, Ma. Me and Geoffrey are going out to the football, alright?

Hey, Mum.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, um, just wondering when you're coming over today.

Hey, um, Mum, can I just call you back soon?

Hey, um... just wondering...

Hey! Hey, guys.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. We're thinking about going out. To bars.

Hey. Yeah.

Hi, Aunty Peg!

Hi, babe.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Geoffrey.

Hi, Josh. It's your dad

Hi, lovey.

Hi, Ma.

Hi, Peg. Yeah, we're just down the road.

Hi! Those are nice costumes.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. The agent.

Hi. This is Geoffrey.

Hide your shame! Don't you ever knock, woman?

Hmm! Isn't that amazing?

Hold the handles, please.

Home wreckers.

Homophobic? Mate, it's my boyfriend. We're not gonna be homophobic.

Homosexual sex is dangerous and destructive to the human body.

Homosexuality is a sin.

Honestly, it's the best I've got to offer. Pop Rocks?

Honestly, we can just ignore my birthday.

Hoo!

Hope you don't mind. I brought a salad.

House looks great.

How are you getting to dinner tonight?

How are you?

How could anyone like them?

How could anyone talk to my dad for this long?

How could you do this to me?

How could you do this to me? When I was pregnant?

How did he talk you into this?

How did things go with Niamh?

How did you get kicked out of your poetry group?

How do you even drink half a bottle of Baileys?

How do you know? What are you comparing them to?

How do you think that makes me feel, dude?

How do you... how do you get it to go back?

How long are they taking?

How many girls have you made out with?

How much does it cost?

How to make a girl feel special!

How your tummy is feeling.

How'd it go?

How's Claire?

How's it going?

How's your chlamydia?

How's your mother?

How's your mum?

I am just going to keep driving past the party and take you home.

I am moving back home.

I am pretty hungry.

I am relaxed.

I am sitting a metre away from you, talking to my parents,

I am velly solly, sir, for speaking out of turn, sir.

I believe you. It's fine.

I booked catering.

I broke up with Geoffrey.

I can do it. I will do it. Tonight.

I can never really trust when someone that good looking is into me.

I can sort of appreciate why their standards are so low.

I can talk about gay things. It's fine.

I can't be her carer.

I can't believe Uncle Walter didn't like Steps.

I can't do it.

I can't find the fifth one.

I can't stand this. Show it to me. Show it to me.

I can't stay here.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't. I'm at a costume party and I didn't bring any other clothes.

I can't. It might be my mum.

I care. Niamh, I care.

I dated an Asian once.

I did at my granddad's funeral.

I didn't ask her where she was planning on meeting the men.

I didn't mean to, I promise. Honestly, he just...

I didn't play enough sport with you when you were a kid.

I didn't want to give it to you at the funeral. I didn't want to distract you.

I didn't want to leave you alone.

I do leave the house. I left the house today.

I do stick up for you.

I don't care what comes with that.

I don't even know how to care for myself.

I don't even want to waste energy talking to you about it.

I don't have to stick around if it's making you uncomfortable.

I don't know how to do caring

I don't know know why you aren't hearing me when I say it is ok.

I don't know why I only have blue jumpers.

I don't know why you lie to me. You get my little hopes up.

I don't know why you wouldn't just tell me.

I don't know yet. But Mae wants to move back.

I don't know your personal situation, but, no, that doesn't sound ideal.

I don't know, half an hour?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. He's just... he's just always so there.

I don't know. I guess he thinks it'll upset you, you know?

I don't know. I guess you should have a shower.

I don't know. I just kind of faked a crying face and then it became real.

I don't know. I was gonna go out tonight as well.

I don't like it. I don't like all those people looking. It's icky.

I don't like soy!

I don't like thinking about it. Nuh uh. No way.

I don't love Steps!

I don't mind. I'm comfortable with it. It's ok. It's fine.

I don't really know why you weren't wearing any pants.

I don't think anybody thinks that anyone is... hitting on Tom.

I don't think I believe in heaven anymore,

I don't think I could. But...

I don't think I've ever heard Geoffrey say anything interesting.

I don't think I've ever heard your dad say anything interesting.

I don't think knitting is gonna make her less depressed.

I don't think Mum actually likes her.

I don't think she's crying, ok. She broke up with me.

I don't think so, but that's...

I don't think so.

I don't understand it. Why would you do it on the same day that we break up?

I don't understand. Is this...

I don't want him to suck my penis.

I don't want to miss a single second of this experience.

I don't want to put anything in my bum.

I don't want to put anything in my... in my bum.

I don't!

I don't... I don't know any other people.

I don't... I don't think you two have met.

I failed her, Geoffrey.

I feel a bit weird that I set that news up by saying it was fucked.

I feel horrible that we wasted this conversation

I feel like I've been robbed of great grandchildren. But...

I feel like you didn't even really enjoy having sex with me.

I finished all the good parts of my life a couple of decades ago.

I got a locksmith the other day and it cost $160.

I got it for you before you broke up with me,

I got some coat hangers for you because it looked like you didn't pack any, so...

I got you a birthday present.

I guess I just wasn't paying enough attention before Peg died.

I guess I'll be seeing you in church, then.

I guess it's kind of weird now that Josh and I have broken up, though, right?

I guess that has to be fine.

I guess that's fine.

I guess we'll just come back to it.

I guess you would know, with all your... special research.

I guess.

I hate coming here. It's so humiliating.

I have an afternoon planned for us. You'll like it.

I have been reported to VicRoads for dangerous driving.

I have had a big day.

I have just learned that I have a homosexual grandson.

I have no idea what I'd do if she died.

I have nothing to do.

I have requested to be buried because I want my body to be given to nature.

I have some fucked news.

I haven't cried yet.

I hear you ride bikes.

I hope not at the house.

I hope the poor little guy's ok.

I hope you didn't think this was gonna be good news.

I imagine it's because you think that you kind of look like one

I just can't be bothered.

I just can't imagine that... they're having that much fun, you know?

I just don't know how to get it to that level.

I just don't know how to get the momentum up.

I just don't like the way you've been treating me lately.

I just don't want you to think that you can't talk to me about gay stuff.

I just hate that you think you have some sort of special affinity with giraffes.

I just hope that if I keep talking it'll take longer for you to say something

I just like it better when your shirt's off.

I just need this... I just need this to stop.

I just really think I'm gonna miss vaginae. They just...

I just sort of hoped it was a phase.

I just think if there were no banks,

I just think it's a funny image.

I just think maybe we could stop now.

I just think maybe you should put something, like, snappy and fun.

I just thought maybe you were just, like, saying it...

I just wanna be friends, ok?

I just want it to be special, that's all. Your 21st's a big deal.

I just want to make sure that you are emotionally prepared.

I just want to make sure that you're ok.

I just, uh...

I just...

I just...

I just...

I just... I can't stand her.

I just... I didn't want him thinking I was hitting on him

I just... I hope that you're ok, and if you need anything,

I just... I just really think I have to move back in with her.

I just... I really need to get that. I'm sorry.

I just... I'm worried about...

I kind of feel like we've drifted, you know.

I knew that she'd made it up. Did I not say she'd made it up?

I know about her, ok? I know.

I know exactly... I know exactly where.

I know how much it's gonna hurt, but...

I know she seemed like a massive bitch most of the time, but she isn't that bad.

I know she's waiting down at the corner store. Josh said.

I know that I'll just end up lonely and dating whoever again, and...

I know today is brilliant, it's sunny, we're in the First World,

I know you said you didn't want one,

I know.

I know. But she needs to get out of the house. She needs to exercise.

I know. It's... it's awful.

I left you some Facebook messages in case.

I left you the keys and I brought you a drink.

I like that song.

I liked it. I like him.

I look like a 50 year old baby, you know?

I lost my skirt.

I love putting food on trays. Please let me put food on trays.

I love you too?

I love you.

I love you. Bye.

I made one mistake.

I made Portuguese custard tarts.

I made you some, uh,

I mean, heterosexual boys never like you.

I mean, honestly, it's a little bit embarrassing.

I mean, how many testicles have you seen?

I mean, I do really like it when you're naked, but that's not the only time.

I mean, I get the impression from the others that you weren't actually invited.

I mean, I know it doesn't feel as good, but...

I mean, I really want to, but...

I mean, it's just, I'm turning 21 soon,

I mean, that's good news. That's ok news.

I mean, Tom and I are the ones who've lost our baby.

I mean, we could still be friends, if you like.

I mean, you really embarrass me, and...

I mean, you say you love me, but I... I just don't see it.

I might go and get some tarts.

I might go to sleep.

I might just bump into you in heaven.

I never floss.

I never liked them.

I promise you, we will use protection.

I promise. I just want to make sure you're ok.

I promise. I just want to make sure you're ok.

I quite like sucking penis.

I really appreciate it. It's very generous of you.

I really didn't.

I really do love spaghetti!

I really don't think it had. I think it was just a small bird.

I really don't think she was that good looking when we got together.

I really don't think that's a real statistic.

I really like you.

I really liked her. I grew up with her.

I really liked it.

I really need this done. I don't have anybody here to help me do it.

I really think I could. I'm pretty proud of myself.

I really think we should be calling their customer complaint line.

I said, I...

I sat next to a Thai girl once, and I was thinking,

I saw a homeless woman rummaging through a charity bin.

I say, "Oh, I really don't mind."

I shouldn't be your problem.

I think Geoffrey's genuinely interested.

I think I don't really like him, you know? I think I just...

I think I love you.

I think I might need to get a new job if we're going to have a kid.

I think I need to pee. I think... I just think I need to pee.

I think I'm going to go with Josh.

I think I'm gonna go to Josh's place.

I think it's good for the world there's no risk you could get someone pregnant.

I think it's more that they're saying I'm not a slut.

I think it's time to go.

I think it's... I think it's pretty obvious how I'm feeling.

I think maybe she's just from quite a well off family, apparently,

I think Mum has coat hangers.

I think Mum tried to kill herself.

I think she should come to church, and you should come too.

I think that might be me done.

I think that was her being nice. I'm not... honestly, I'm not sure.

I think that's... I think that's the general point.

I think we just got a bit carried away.

I think we should go out tonight to bars.

I think you're the worst. I think you are just the worst.

I thought I may as well commit and hedge my bets.