Cobra Kai (2018) - Season 3 Edit

A '93 Dodge Caravan.

A "free agent."

A better teacher.

A bunch of us are getting together after class. You should come.

A Cutty and water.

A defenseless local one minute

A distraction like that could get him killed

A few months ago, I never wanted to hear the word "karate" again.

A freak is a freak.

A friend of ours.

A friend of yours?

A human female!

A lead? What are you, Tango and Cash?

A mall?

A manhole.

A minor?

A mongoose?

A name that elicits power and dominance.

A real animal, Bert.

A swirlie?

A true cobra feels no sympathy for its meals.

A very dry sense of humor.

About any of you.

Absolutely surreal.

Actually, it's more of a no cop situation. You do realize neither of you are cops?

Actually, that's bullshit.

Actually, they would hug each other.

Advil's in the glove compartment.

After graduation, I joined the Hijikata Tatsumi Dance Company.

After hours, enraged.

After kicking fellow student Miguel Diaz off a second floor balcony,

After our fight, I felt great shame.

After the fight at the school, I wasn't sure Miyagi Do should stay open.

After the whole fracas at the school.

After the whole, you know…

Again.

Ah, let me guess. The tea?

Ah, you got insurance.

Ah, your wife paying the bills, huh?

Ah!

Ah! [chuckles]

Ah.

Ah.

Ain't that a bitch?

Ali, I…

Ali, is it really you?

Ali, the good doctor.

Ali, the good mom. Ali, the good wife. [sighs]

Ali? Like, the Ali?

Ali? Like, the Ali?

Ali.

Ali.

Ali."

All I'm saying is if I was around in '84. you may not have as many stories to tell.

All in, sir.

All of 'em, actually.

All of you.

All of you.

All right, all right.

All right, bro. You got this.

All right, class. I think we can call it a day.

All right, everybody, fall in!

All right, everybody. Take five, go get some water.

All right, find the VIN number, text me the GPS.

All right, fine. Don't tell me.

All right, get your shoulder back. Bend your elbows, let her fly.

All right, I'm gonna go wash my mouth out. You want that?

All right, I'm on my way.

All right, listen up. Visitation tomorrow.

All right, looks good. Let's go.

All right, Louie. We'll be there in a second.

All right, so you'll help me?

All right, whatever. We'll figure it out. First, we need students.

All right, you make it through, you'll get your beret… [laughs]

All right? We got a new lead on Robby.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Better fall that time.

All right. Diaz, you're up.

All right. Get in a side stance. Use the balls of your feet.

All right. I did save the dealership though. Don't I get a little credit?

All right. I got you, bud.

All right. It's got a tape deck.

All right. Know what? Lean back. You just talk normally.

All right. Let's get going.

All right. Looks like our class just got bigger. Make room.

All right. Now repeat after Dee…

All right. So, you're lookin' to file a complaint against a…

All right. Tell me. What?

All right. Thank you.

All right. Well, I gotta go talk to the rest of the board.

All that I knew was that he broke her radio. She was upset.

All that Miyagi Do mumbo jumbo…

All the way from that trash can all the way to that tree?

All this started before you were even born.

All we have is vandalized park benches and regular boring rocks.

Alliances are important.

Although I know deep down she wanted me to get married.

Always remember your enemies think they're doing what's right.

Always to help you.

Amanda says he woke up.

Amanda!

Amazing career, beautiful family…

Amazing what you can be with discipline and direction.

An emergency protective order has already been filed.

An Okinawan hand drum.

And a couple goons at a chop shop.

And a year ago I was arrested for assaulting a minor.

And Amanda!

And at 8,251 individual pieces, this meticulously assembled model

And Ava, she was on her way to becoming a ballet dancer,

And come back to Namaste.

And discipline through karate.

And don't be late!

And don't worry, it's not porno this time.

And don't you forget it, buster.

And finished the fight, and I won.

And good will come back to you."

And he has passed on

And he saw you two

And he won't forget that.

And his students broke Demetri's arm.

And I blamed you.

And I can't run away from mine.

And I continue to serve right here in our community,

And I could probably still kick your ass at air hockey.

And I couldn't do anything to stop it.

And I don't wanna lose it, but the writing's on the wall.

And I had to step in.

And I have eviction papers.

And I have to pay rent on time this month.

And I just…

And I kept it under wraps.

And I kill you.

And I managed to snag the last two iPads for the kids.

And I probably put you there.

And I promise, I'm gonna find a way to get us out. OK? Come on.

And I ran into this guy that I knew who went there.

And I realize now you were just as hurt as I was.

And I saw that look in his eye that he would never let that happen again.

And I should know, I was one of them.

And I thought this place looked scary from the outside. Where are we?

And I want the tournament to continue.

And I'd hate for anything to jeopardize…

And I'll always be right here.

And I'll help you with that.

And I'll kill you.

And I'm 100% on board.

And I'm shutting you down if it's the last thing I do.

And I'm sorry.

And if it means anything, Chozen, I… I forgive you.

And if we're gonna be taken seriously,

And it feels good.

And it was just sitting there. It was…

And it will not go unanswered.

And it's actually just Mills now, no Schwarber.

And join my dojo.

And just… [mimics break]

And keep the sparring to a minimum, understood?

And loyalty and love for those around him

And maybe I did.

And maybe you don't always like what you see.

And Miguel would fall.

And my parents are so annoying. Would it surprise you

And neither will I.

And no mercy.

And now I'm hearing the city wants to rename manholes "maintenance covers."

And now that we've shed our weakness,

And now you got nothing.

And now you're gonna die!

And Robby would run.

And sanity will get us out, OK? We're gonna stop him. We have to.

And saw your old sensei.

And since he knows my name and isn't a complete douche clown,

And stuffed it under the sleeping villagers.

And that basket is from the LaRussos.

And that is how I will always remember it.

And that you can trust me.

And that's just the start.

And that's not what a sensei does.

And that's what started all this.

And that's why you have to learn to be cruel yourselves.

And the good times far outweighed the bad.

And the secret of Miyagi family karate.

And the truth is, you guys are more alike that you want to admit.

And then Mr. Miyagi gave me that '47 Ford, and…

And then my 30s.

And then she friend requested me. Kinda went from there.

And then there is the truth.

And then there's my personal favorite, forgiveness of thyself.

And then, just…

And then, out of nowhere, just stops,

And there's a button for that, why wouldn't I click it?

And there's no guarantee it'll work, but…

And there's only one animal…

And there's only one way to get you out of this funk.

And these crazy Kit Kats for Anthony.

And they started the fight. We finished it.

And they wouldn't make the mistake of showing mercy and ending up in a coma!

And they'll need these techniques to survive.

And think.

And this is from your pale friend. Demetri, is it?

And those are the qualities you need to be a champion.

And two, there are plenty of people walking through that door every day.

And we can't do anything about it?

And we deserve that chance.

And we paid the price.

And we traveled all around the world.

And when our boy comes back,

And with our new incentive program,

And worst of all, your radio.

And you are gonna regret it.

And you can teach that to these kids.

And you channel it…

And you didn't deserve that. I ruined our relationship, our friendship.

And you haven't paid rent. See how that works?

And you ruined it by becoming a loser!

And you.

And you'll always come out on top.

And you're willing to sign waivers stating that the city is not liable,

And your English is so perfect!

And your side,

And, uh, eventually, I screwed everything up.

And, uh…

And…

And… this was always my home.

Angel. My sweet, sweet Angel.

Another karate fight? What the hell were you thinking?

Another payday.

Another week, another pissing contest.

Anoush, I know you know something. What do you know?

Any trouble, just come to me. I'm the guy

Anything to find our son.

Anything you need… I'm there for you.

Anyway,

Anywhere nearby that he could've gone?

Applebee's guy?

Are those real koi?

Are you family?

Are you fighting in there after everything?

Are you in or not?

Are you in…

Are you insane? I'm not gonna stick my hand in there!

Are you kidding me? How could I forget?

Are you nuts? Think I'd leave my car here?

Are you OK?

Are you OK? I mean, is Sam OK?

Are you planning to get together with any of the old gang while you're back?

Are you ready, or what?

Are you really trying to sell me that same box of crap?

Are you sad to see your little friends go?

Are you serious? This place sucks!

Are you sure that was Miyagi Do karate? Didn't seem like self defense to me.

Are you sure we should be doing this?

Are you sure you don't wanna just show me the scrolls?

Are you visiting him while here?

Arigato, Daniel san.

Arigato.

As are you.

As for Miguel and his surgery,

As Sensei Kreese says, "If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt."

As to why this tournament should not continue.

As usual, I'll have to be the one that's gonna clean up your mess.

Assault and battery.

Assface is fine.

Assholes.

At ease.

At first I thought it was just a blip on the screen, but no.

At least I know who I am. You're still pretending to be something you're not.

At least I told my ex how things really were!

At least there's some good news.

At least we try to be.

At least, I hope so.

Auntie Yukie got sick.

Auntie Yukie would always tell me…

Aw, I know this must be a tough pill to swallow.

Aw, I think your cat wants to come in. Here, kitty, kitty.

Aw, thank you. So do you.

Aw.

Away from our kids!

Away from the boat.

Awesome.

Baby oil gets over everything.

Back off, or you won't be lucky.

Back to your bunks.

Bad news is…

Batten down the hatches until we straighten this out.

Be a better person.

Be a hero.

Be a… [laughs]

Be careful.

Be done soon if you wanna wait.

Be honest with me, Sam.

Be still.

Be sure to thank her for me.

Because eagles don't get shit on.

Because if you defend like that, you'll be right back in that cast.

Because it was a mistake to begin with.

Because now,

Because of the fight at the high school.

Because she can see that.

Because sometimes the scars you can't see are the ones that hurt the most.

Because we wouldn't notice.

Because you better believe that they are making alliances too.

Because you're his sensei.

Before he died, Sato gave me all Miyagi artifacts.

Before I knew it, I was on that mat and the fear had completely taken over.

Before it's worth nothing?

Behind you!

Behold… what scientists believe to be the Valley

Being a bully isn't much better than leaving. I'm trying to do better.

Believe me,

Believe me, I had nothing to do with that.

Bengay should take care of that, right?

Bert, what happened?

Besides, it's not your fault, man.

Besides, what's a soccer game without a little physical contact?

Best friend I ever had.

Better start talking. I can do this all day.

Big deal? Dude, look at you. We spent all day doing bullshit for your ex,

Bitch ass Kevin James punk.

Both of you…

Both those kids need you.

Boys… [clicks tongue]

Brayden is a specialist in this field. He knows what he's doing.

Break the rules?

But after two weeks in a coma,

But always remember,

But at the end of the day, it's just business, right?

But be careful what you wish for.

But Cobra Kai is the bigger threat now.

But deadlocked on a new name,

But good is only a matter of perspective.

But he cheated.

But he didn't make it easy.

But he was first at our door when Sam got hurt.

But he'll be back.

But I can hope to see Miss Colorado at the Christmas party tomorrow night?

But I can make a difference in these kids' lives.

But I can't give up anymore.

But I caused all this. I kicked Miguel

But I didn't say he could compete again. I didn't know he'd be there.

But I don't ever want you to start the fight.

But I don't have money for rent, let alone karate.

But I don't really blame Robby.

But I failed you.

But I get why Mr. Miyagi didn't want me to know it.

But I got all my shopping done,

But I got lost.

But I got some secret moves of my own.

But I guess that runs in the family, doesn't it?

But I know he won't get hurt again.

But I know there's an answer. I'm gonna find it.

But I like that.

But I thought…

But I will always be your teacher.

But I'm also not going to deny him access to a medical professional

But I'm still glad we went to high school in the '80s.

But if we work together, we have a shot.

But if you can't keep that opinion to yourself,

But if you've got a youngster you'd like to put on the list for karate lessons,

But in the final match…

But it is people,

But it was all for good sport.

But it wasn't your fault.

But it's the nuclear option.

But Mr. Miyagi told me,

But my life coach advised me against it.

But my uncle saved me.

But no fish.

But no matter what, I'll wait for you.

But not from the fountain, I saw some meth head wipe his ass in it.

But now Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley,

But now I'm saying it.

But now it's time for you to come home.

But now you know the truth.

But now you're in the real world, kid,

But our mistakes aren't who we are.

But so many things have been going sideways for me lately.

But that's not the worst of it.

But the moment I knew he was the real deal was his first All Valley.

But the truth is, you bailed on us long before that fight happened.

But then again, you need two or three people to actually form a line.

But then, things got better.

But then…

But there's one thing I do know for sure, and that's…

But things are different now.

But things have gotten worse since we shut down.

But this guy is selling you a bad bill of goods.

But this is nothing like I remember.

But this is the best way forward.

But this sucker's been bothering me a bit.

But this time,

But ultimately, I had to be the one to get up and do something.

But unfortunately, we have already made our decision.

But we spell cobra with a K. They can call us triple K.

But we will.

But we're doing everything we can to get back at Miyagi Do for what they did.

But what about forgiveness in other forms?

But where are we gonna train?

But why would he steal that shitbox?

But you can be!

But you can feed him.

But you can't beat this weather.

But you couldn't shed your humanity!

But you don't do the right thing 'cause it always works out,

But you got it in you to pull through.

But you got nothing to give because you're a loser,

But you gotta believe it was for your own good.

But you have to fight smart.

But you know what I learned?

But you look like the kinda guy who knows a good deal when you see it.

But you started leading those kids down the wrong path,

But you will not lose again.

But you…

But you're wrong about the rest of it. He's not gonna survive this.

But your address was on your paperwork.

But, Daniel san,

But, uh, maybe we can meet in the middle,

But, unfortunately,

But…

But…

But…

But…

But…

But… before the school fight we were headed in the right direction.

By doing what you do best.

By now, I figured you'd be over your tantrum and we can talk like adults.

By teaching our children strength

By the look of your face, there's plenty of people here happy to do that for you.

Bye.

C'mon.

Caldwell, Johnson, Rickenberger, the three of you and Eli are free to go.

Call that a kick? Come on!

Can I borrow Miguel for a few hours?

Can I buy you a drink?

Can I get back to my family now?

Can I help you?

Can I talk to you?

Can I turn on the TV for you or get you another pillow?

Can it, Betsy.

Can only get stronger.

Can we at least put on a Christmas special?

Can you be careful?

Can you teach me?

Can't believe we rehired him.

Can't blame her.

Can't let your guard down?

Can't you make an exception?

Can't you, you know…

Captain, come on, you're the ranking officer.

Captain.

Carmen, I figured it out.

Carmen, I…

Cashier hasn't seen him. Here, I got what you wanted.

Cast the rod.

Cast.

Caught students and faculty off guard, sending shock waves through the Valley.

Change it back!

Check your Facebook.

Chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, Russian dressing…

Chozen has changed.

Chozen.

Chozen… no.

City council just pulled the permit.

Clarence is your friend.

Clarence?

Clarence.

Clarence.

Class.

Cobra Kai doesn't have a free stage to put their violence on display.

Cobra Kai for life.

Cobra Kai is way out of control. You know that.

Cobra Kai material.

Cobra Kai took the money and…

Cobra Kai, they… They all drank the Kool Aid.

Cobra Kai's goal is to prepare the Valley's youth

Cobra Kai's gotta go.

Cobra Kais never stop training. We have to catch up.

Cobras are strong.

Cold blooded.

Cole had Doyona convince the manufacturers to cut ties with you.

Cole signed an exclusive deal. with Doyona International in Tokyo.

Combat! Ready? Fight! Come on, kill me.

Come back soon to Golf 'N Stuff.

Come here, kid.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, be a bad girl.

Come on, bitch. Let's go!

Come on, Chris. You know these moves.

Come on, Dad. It's not 1984.

Come on, I wouldn't have let anything bad happen to you.

Come on, I'm supposed to believe a guy never got a ring on that finger?

Come on, I'm trying to think of names for our new dojo.

Come on, kid.

Come on, kid. Come on.

Come on, Rhea!

Come on, Rhea. Come on. We're not done yet.

Come on, Robby.

Come on, son.

Come on, take it easy!

Come on, this is worse than yesterday! You aren't trying. What's the problem?

Come on, you have everything.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Come on!

Come on. This way.

Come on. What are you waiting for?

Come right at me, pussy!

Coming right up.

Command tent. Some captain's in there asking for you.

Community service hours, probation, trying to get my GED…

Compassion.

Concentrate.

Consider this a warning, Miss LaRusso.

Cool story. Try telling it to someone who gives a shit.

Cool. All right?

Cool. What's its name?

Councilperson Roberts, I assure you that I am a positive influence

Councilperson Roberts, I'm sorry,

Counselor Blatt will give us detention for breathing near them.

Dad? What are you doing here?

Damn it!

Dan… A car? No. No, no.

Daniel offered me my job back.

Daniel san has welcomed me into his family.

Daniel san, your best karate is still inside you.

Daniel san!

Daniel san?

Daniel san.

Daniel san.

Daniel sees me talking to my friend

Daniel, our name is poison.

Daniel.

Dave. Let me get a chicken sandwich to go.

Day one, round two. Let's get it, boys.

Deep enough.

Defend my country.

Defense takes on many forms.

Demetri got hurt.

Demetri, get up! Come on, get up. Let's go!

Designed to kill their enemies.

Detention? Great, another blemish on my permanent record.

Diaz attacked you.

Diaz was one of our own.

Diaz, meanwhile, remains in a coma at West Valley General.

Did she enter your personal bubble without verbal consent?

Did they?

Did you forget that time we fought to the death?

Did you like having your arm broken?

Did you plug it in?

Did you see her?

Did you?

Didn't think you could hide from me forever, did you?

Die.

Dismissed.

Do I make myself clear?

Do that,

Do you guys actually do karate here?

Do you have a suit?

Do you have another one?

Do you have any where you're wearing a shirt maybe?

Do you know what we called a manhole back in my day?

Do you like that, Yukie?

Do you remember the last time we were out here?

Do you see what you can accomplish when you work together?

Do you wanna come?

Do you wanna help me win this thing?

Does it say who's visiting me?

Does my nickname gotta carry over from the previous dojo?

Does that make Aisha queen bitch?

Does this have anything to do with that girl, Tory?

Dojos like Miyagi Do?

Don't be so sure of that.

Don't bother.

Don't do it! No!

Don't do that. You know, my mom, she's

Don't get all high and mighty, LaRusso. You taught them that Miyagi crap.

Don't get too cocky. We gotta get you out of that chair.

Don't let 'em push you around.

Don't mind, do you?

Don't say I didn't warn you when your life ends up in the shitter.

Don't skimp on that sauce. And get it out while it's hot.

Don't start a fight you can't finish.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, Dad. You got this.

Don't worry, I'm not going to break your arm.

Don't worry, Johnny. I'm not here for a fight.

Don't worry.

Don't you all have somewhere to be?

Don't you get it?

Done with your little hissy fit or are you just giving up?

Doyona.

Driving to visit her grandmother in Pasadena. [laughs]

Drug addict, drug addict…

Duck!

Eagle Fang and Miyagi Do have to work together.

Easy there, Captain Marvel. Same team, remember?

Eh, took my ball three seconds to destroy.

El Serpiente!

Empanadas, no empanadas, this is our table, homie.

Empanadas? Next level shit right there.

Enough!

Enough! Cut the crap. Tell us everything you know about Robby.

Even if we wanted to team up, it'd never work.

Even if you think they're weaker than you, you have to stay one step ahead of them.

Even now I have to admit…

Even now I have to admit…

Even though he still has a hard head."

Even though I guess they'll screw it up as usual.

Even when they are gone.

Ever since, I've been in love with cars.

Everybody was staring at me.

Everybody was staring at me.

Everyone else got to go back to normal, but we're eating shit while your girlfri

Everyone looks to me for answers.

Everyone to the principal's office now!

Everyone, fall in.

Everything all right here?

Everything OK?

Ew. Ew! No.

Exactly.

Exactly. That's where the expression comes from.

Except maybe this…

Except that hibachis are from Japan, not China,

Except watch TV

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Execs always wanna rearrange their offices.

Face me, bow.

Failure never tastes good.

Fair enough.

Fairly and safely.

Fall in. We've got work to do.

Faroush, come on, let's go.

Feel the burn. Feel the burn. Looking good. All right. Ten more!

Feels good to be back.

Felt like…

Few coats of paint, little elbow grease, I think I can make this work.

Fight smart.

Fight.

Fighting. Drinking.

Fill out this form.

Fine. You wanna play the violin on the Titanic,

Finish him.

First time seeing her since.

First, we'll need to strengthen our core.

Five of us. I like our odds.

Focus, will ya? We're here on business, not pleasure.

For a long time, I didn't have much direction in my life.

For all of it.

For all of this.

For good.

For good.

For now, I'd just like to see him smile again.

For shopping, entertainment

For the cancellation of the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament.

For the cancellation of the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament.

For the man he has become.

For the unfortunate realities of the real world.

For us and our enemy.

For what?

For you pansies, no space is safe.

Forget about LaRusso.

Forgive me, Father.

Forgiveness is the very core of Christianity.

Forgiveness of others.

Forgiveness.

Forward strike.

Found a pretty sweet spot for our new dojo.

Freak.

From Cobra Kai Karate,

From one All Valley champ to another.

From what I heard, you tried to break up that fight and…

Front wedgie thing…

Garbage doesn't fall far from the truck.

Get him, Lip!

Get him! Come on!

Get in line.

Get it! Come on, Rhea!

Get out of here.

Get ready…

Get the hell out of here.

Get your asses kicked again?

Get your hands off of me.

Get!

Getting past that door is number one on it.

Gi Design, Post Training Snacks, and Sensei Dispute Resolution Protocol.

Gimme a minute, we'll go again.

Give me your arm!

Give you a wedgie, or a swirlie.

Glad you're doing better. But I don't need a rehab vacation.

Go ahead, press the hadrosaur egg.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. I'll give you a free shot before I use your teeth for dice.

Go anywhere near Miguel or his family…

Go finish those inventories?

Go get it.

Go home. All of you.

Go on. You can speak freely, son.

Go wait in the car, Anthony.

Go work your magic.

Go, Diaz.

God, I hate your stupid face so much.

God, when was the last time we saw each other?

God! What the hell?

Going to the police.

Good job, Nichols.

Good job. You're what Cobra Kai has been looking for.

Good night.

Good thing I don't have to.

Good, Penis Breath!

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. Again.

Good. So he can walk again?

Good. This is good. We can salvage this. Let's just make you a kick ass profile.

Got a problem with that?

Got a proposal for me, darling?

Got anything else in there besides your useless crap?

Got locker rooms over there, adjoining steam rooms, private showers.

Got something to say?

Got worked out.

Got you.

Gotta get through me first. Dude, Cobra Kai is crushing it.

Gotta go.

Grab 'em with your claws, and sink your fangs into 'em.

Grandfather.

Great job today, jefe.

Great.

Green Beret, Silver Star.

Greg and I are separated.

Guerrilla tactics, demolitions, hand to hand combat.

Guess both of our heads were pretty far up our asses then.

Guess I'll have to make my own fun.

Guess not all of Tomi Village is a shopping mall, huh?

Guys, let's… let's talk about this, all right?

Guys. Guys!

Had to knock a couple hundred off because of the asbestos.

Hai. London.

Hard hitting shit in here.

Haul ass or you'll get the shitty cranberry ones.