Upload - Season 1 Edit

A 5.8.

A 600 billion dollar a year industry,

A bit of a piece of shit

A couple commercials.

A couple more Gordita pitches,

A guy can look.

A majestic arc to that one. A pleasure to behold.

A month ago, I wasn't even planning on attending

A mosque or even a bowling alley.

A one time catalog model.

A pebble from the lakeshore

A physical relationship as an upload, right?

A promotion from Nokia Taco Bell.

A regular old bio couple to one that lives

A small gap, but a gap.

A weekend getaway.

A wig. What?

Aah!

About life and what's really important to me.

About us.

About work, the universe,

About your coworker who uses your mug.

Accomplished barista...

Actually, I just realized,

Actually, we have those on screen 127,

Add one gig.

Admit it and...

Aeon, the first digital afterlife

Afford rent on her one bedroom, so, uh...

After Nathan and I had had a fight.

After the funeral tonight, you want to rent a VR sex suit,

After you dump her?

Aggressive chain restaurant

Ah, beginner's luck.

Ah, come on.

Ah, go for it. It's on me.

Ah, I wish we could've given you a ceremony that was more you.

Ah, it's another no pointer.

Ah, it's more about where I'm going, you know?

Ah, it's too easy.

Ah, looking good, Brad.

Ah, well, we haven't tried it.

Ah, yes, nailed it.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Sorry, bro.

Ah. Well, thank you, Nathan.

Ah. Well, thank you, Nathan.

Ah... well, I feel you.

Ah... whew.

AI is just the worst, isn't it?

Aisle four.

Aleesha, I I think there may people out to kill him.

Aleesha, where is Nora?

All around the world, give your full attention

All day.

All fresh.

All gathered to honor you. All right?

All I have to do is hit a button.

All my purchases, what I do, what I eat.

All of you out my door now!

All of your uploads need to be asleep

All right,

All right, bacon...

All right, don't freak.

All right, everyone, please remain calm.

All right, give me two seconds.

All right, good talk.

All right, I need you to keep me up tonight.

All right, is that everyone? You're all in here?

All right, just pick one!

All right, well, remember, Mr. Brown,

All right, why do you think it feels weird

All right, you are all connected now.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

All the magic's so cool.

All went psychotic in a week.

Also, Aleesha,

Also, this session's being recorded

Also, we are having

Although it might be my sister.

Although, my girlfriend started last year.

Am I crashing something right now?

Am I right?

Amazing.

An upload with damaged memories?

And a 12 acre backyard once you go through that door,

And a handy, okay?

And a hot chick's morning breath.

And a little modeling in college.

And a thousand bucks to my angel.

And a thousand real bucks

And access to your avatar has been revoked.

And Aleesha sits next to me.

And also, Ingrid.

And an avid fan of a violent children's game.

And an upload well planned for?

And an upload well planned for?

And and I don't have... I have no right

And and Ingrid,

And and is it just random what I'm forgetting? I...

And and my mom died unexpectedly a few years ago.

And and people rely on you.

And and stayed over.

And and you can grow better than anybody.

And as a global community.

And away we go!

And before I even knew it, we were in bed.

And can I have $10,000?"

And can you list them in order of most likely

And Canadian bacon.

And capable.

And clean up that old dude's unibrow.

And could you imagine if they were waiting for me,

And creativity to keep it going as long as we possibly can.

And cute.

And data mining at CUNY Staten Island.

And didn't go to the door.

And don't change out of the skinny jeans.

And every single day, you give her sweets in the park.

And everything works okay?

And felt up her boyfriend.

And find out who killed me?

And for the record, I have never

And get Nathan all the extras he wants

And go back to my place?

And good luck seeing your boyfriend again

And have a seat on the upturned apple crate.

And he got you your job back.

And he has no influential friends.

And he praised your name.

And he was asking about you.

And he's right where he's not supposed to be.

And his funeral is soon, so...

And his mom?

And how does he know your name?

And I actually want to do shit and make money for my family.

And I can't walk away from the job.

And I didn't like any of them.

And I don't come from luck.

And I don't want to miss the window.

And I gave you your first orgasm.

And I I drifted off.

And I I've never felt this way before.

And I just don't want to today.

And I just like knowing what you're up to.

And I just needed a change.

And I lightly touched his chest

And I liked what I saw.

And I mean, I'm not crazy right? You feel the same way.

And I need to take a look at your security camera footage

And I put this hipster woman's experience

And I remember last night.

And I want it to be special for him.

And I won't ever find anyone who...

And I would do the same for him, or anybody.

And I, uh... I want you to have it.

And I'll edit it up for you.

And I'll meet you there.

And I'll sign this letter as written, no prob.

And I'll stick with it, but don't push me.

And I'm sure there are plenty of people...

And I'm sure we both support you.

And I'm with Nathan.

And if I'm being honest...

And if there's God, he's amazing,

And in a sense,

And influenced American politics for a generation.

And Ingrid offered to take me

And it didn't even happen to me.

And it looks like we have an egg hunt winner.

And it repeats, like a little too fast

And it was like someone spritzed the room with cologne.

And it was not premature.

And it's local.

And it's your job to worry about keeping the heat on

And just so you know,

And just to be clear, you're not really getting bonuses.

And just try to get through some of it.

And make duck sounds!

And make me the happiest woman in...

And may I say, mourning suits you.

And maybe I developed a habit of expecting the worst

And maybe you can help me sell it to him.

And maybe you made a friend who makes it all feel worth it.

And maybe you were led to believe it would be,

And meditation.

And my car...

And my last connection to childhood

And my supervisor's up my ass.

And no one murdered you.

And not on what's right?

And not remember anything that happened to you

And not thinking straight.

And nothing else.

And now he's spending money instead of making it.

And now it's just easier for all of our stuff

And once they run out,

And opening its new upload, Aeon,

And pass it down to friends or family for free.

And people saw me when they got to work.

And pet that duck?

And powerful.

And praise you?!

And proprietary.

And see if someone did break in to your head.

And she can be kind of phony sometimes.

And she's better than any friend I had before.

And since everything's better wet, just use it in the tub.

And so pleased about your britches.

And some bad people were trying to stop the idea.

And some of the best conversations

And some of them

And some sort of professional assassin in New York?

And somehow you ended up with our whole company.

And take Mrs. Caputo dancing!

And tasteful floral arrangements.

And tell her you will be late?

And that, um...

And that's on me.

And that's the break room through there.

And the bitch a couple of desks down

And the fact you have knowledge of it

And the kids throw up in there.

And the lack of teeth proved to be pretty bomb, actually.

And the only thing I've been thinking about

And the only way for us to be together again, including Nora,

And the second stall

And the sun on the ripples, it's a repeating GIF,

And the update is... powerful stuff.

And the wealthy are the most worthy of His grace."

And then evacuate safely.

And then figure something else out.

And then got murdered to cover it up.

And then it got stuck between two fat cartridges,

And then one day just wheeled my ass under a scanner.

And then she started crying, and I can't handle crying.

And then you grow up and you become a man

And then, out of nowhere,

And then, we took a bath together.

And then, with no warning, he's like, "Leesha,

And there was a lot of blood...

And there.

And there's nothing left to re scan.

And they approved the loan for my dad's upload. Yay!

And they'll go fast.

And they're all reserved for single moms, the handicapped,

And this is a small thing, maybe,

And this little piggy went home.

And this...

And to be honest, it wasn't very much.

And trick me, like Jamie...

And two, that's not even the right period.

And unnatural here?

And watch the sunset?

And watch the sunset.

And watched you eat it.

And we all use the same map. So, like,

And we are a Horizen family, after all.

And we don't think this is over.

And we got these swipe rights in no time.

And we locked eyes and then, holy shit.

And we're out of time with the people we care about.

And we're partners. I don't work for you.

And what did you do?

And what if he killed you?

And who's Nathan?

And whoever finds it will get a million Lakeview bucks

And you are playing the role of Mr. Caputo

And you can get off Ingrid's account.

And you can tell because the frame rate drops.

And you can't afford to lose this job.

And you can't let your numbers down.

And you disagreed about selling it.

And you don't need glasses.

And you never questioned it.

And you, Batia, I don't know

And you'd still probably never invite me.

And you'll wake up to a screaming shit show

And you're sure you don't want the protective case?

And yours on a computer made of meat, your brain.

And, I mean, these rules that don't make any sense.

And, no.

And, uh, this is a feather that was close to the pebble...

And, uh, tonight, my own funeral,

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh... and you

And...

And... I put on my sexy voice, too.

Angel, formal suit options.

Angel, goddamn it! This is a fireable offense.

Angel, I'm stuck in my closet.

Angel!

Angel!

Angel!

Angel?

Angel?

Angel?

Angel.

Angel.

Angel.

Anti virus software now.

Any time I want.

Anybody a penis, or clothing, or or an entire book.

Anyone else at all want to say something?

Anyone else ever do this?

Anyone from the big companies?

Anything you want to tell me?

Anything, um...

Anything.

Anything... about me.

Anytime else, with anyone else.

Anyway, I told him the dividends weren't there.

Anyway, it was just weird seeing everybody.

Anyway, Nathan, you were saying?

Anyway...

Apologize to the client, angel.

App start up. Vintage motorcycle.

Apparently it resets memory adjustments.

Are for my friend.

Are pecking under the same bush,

Are there any other possibilities?

Are there any specific issues?

Are there bones in this, too?

Are there slaves?

Are we good here?

Are you a nurse?

Are you awake?

Are you both, uh...

Are you cool with that?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you going to start seeing him?

Are you here yet?

Are you in on this?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? It's perfect, babe. Go on.

Are you okay?

Are you on Nitely?

Are you ready?

Are you sure you want to leave Lakeview?

Are you sure you're okay?

Are you sure?

Are you willing to fly Economy Minus?

Are you with someone?

Are you... are you alive or dead, too?

As hundreds of man hours have been spent

As men and women of good conscience

As soon as you get back to your desk,

As the account holder, she's got all the power.

As your angel.

As your bathroom, but I'm at work now,

As your customer service representative,

Asshole!

Asshole!

At Facebook Aeon,

At least a personality.

At least I'm not an old bitch.

At least, I don't think he is.

At the funeral.

At the moon after one crazy, crunchy, chewy chomp.

At the one who refused to sell, but I would never want this.

At the time of his accident, so it was the only option.

At this time, I would just like to ask,

Attention on your work, please. No music.

Augmented Reality?

Aw,

Aw, Derek. Nathan's really looking forward to seeing you.

Aw, my PAW Patrol lamp.

Aw, shit. Uh...

Aw, that's adorbs.

Aw.

Aw.

Awesome. What a day.

Aww.

Babe, um, can you clink your glass again for me?

Babe! Babe, I'm coming!

Baby, don't try and tough this out, okay?

Baby, I miss our intimacy. I...

Baby, you don't understand.

Bad smells for sale!

Balls below, please.

Be an Alpha.

Be careful in the rain. I didn't get the safety case.

Be careful, okay?

Be here now.

Be here. Now. Stay connected.

Be together forever.

Be... here...

Beautiful teeth.

Beautiful trees.

Beautiful.

Because a newer model's coming out, so...

Because he gave us life and the gratitude

Because her boss has it in for her?

Because I do. I'm doing all the heavy lifting

Because I have 47 other clients.

Because of what you know, or what you knew.

Because positive thinking is truly the most powerful force

Because sometimes it just helps to get things off our chest.

Because the girl you love is gonna be at Lakeview.

Because the uploads build their own homes.

Because they combined it with the update

Because what's right is...

Because you don't buy anything.

Because you thought you were holding me back

Because you're "mmm mmm" good.

Because you're supposed to continue to have earthly needs.

Because your consciousness

Because, you know, I'm an upload and you're alive,

Becoming the first download in human history.

Bed wetting compilation?

Bedtime

Been dumped.

Before she gets back.

Before you say to me

Begin cleaning.

Best funeral ever.

Best luck with dads.

Better be quick.

Better get in line fast, hon.

Between bios and uploads as

Between uploads and, uh, real people ever work?

Big night.

Bigger than VR if a lot of things hadn't gone wrong.

Bite me, Tiny Tim.

Blame it on the power company.

Blow up my family.

Boom.

Boom. Alpha.

Boost levels, stimulation you wouldn't believe.

Both of our consciousnesses are simulations,

Boundaries.

Bourbon, neat.

Boys on the same page yet?

Bread.

Breakfast is over.

Bringing us closer to endless corporeal life.

Bro, um...

Broken ribs on the right side.

Brought to you by L'Oréal.

Brown wood.

Buddy, buddy, I matched us with two nines.

Building a family.

Bullshit.

Bup bup bup!

Bust down your door, slept in your bed.

Busting each others' balls.

But anytime you need me, I'll be here for you.

But but I didn't really know what it meant.

But don't get mad at me... I did it all already.

But forever is just, like,

But guess what.

But he sold his dream for money,

But he's still 11, and I'm 18 now.

But here you're at their mercy, I guess.

But Horizen should just give

But I also can't help how I feel.

But I didn't murder you, that's crazy.

But I don't have anything to be smug about.

But I dream about you almost every night.

But I have been having some memory problems lately.

But I I just need you to sign it right...

But I just don't feel comfortable opening up

But I just feel like I need to get this out.

But I love you, man.

But I never liked Ingrid.

But I really never would've guessed

But I think they're too sharp.

But I used to know every word to the big song

But I was very popular.

But I'll give it to you.

But I'm being honest.

But I'm going to count to three.

But I'm going to count to three.

But I'm gonna call you right b...

But I'm more mature than Luke.

But I'm not allowed

But I'm not gonna give up hope, either.

But I'm sure as hell gonna find out.

But it all seems really freaky.

But it just occurred to me that you might wake up clean,

But it's kind of better, isn't it?

But it's nice to get.

But just in case.

But life is the most magical gift there is,

But look what I'm working with now, huh?

But maybe not too soon.

But maybe that's stupid.

But most of them don't have money of their own.

But my feelings have changed.

But my gut says he's a good guy.

But Nathan is only on the grid.

But nothing else is tweaked.

But now it sounds like she might want to try it.

But now, my eyes have been opened to a lot of things.

But other than that, man,

But really, I just feel like he's clinically depressed

But remember, they froze your body, so who knows?

But she never showed up.

But should I?

But sometimes, you act like a 3.6.

But that's a pretty low bar, kid.

But that's demeaning.

But that's nice, your little play boyfriend wants to help.

But the real thing is way immersive.

But then you could slip under tomorrow.

But there's a reason the Nitely app kept matching us.

But there's no more interviews now.

But they called me a barista at my funeral.

But things are okay, right?

But this here is a place of business.

But this is her only chance to live forever.

But to not even be mentioned?

But upload funerals tend to be a little, mm... lame.

But we have a sub today.

But what if something was edited?

But what the hell is going on with my hair?

But who else would've taken him?

But you can't come on that strong.

But you need to know this.

But you seem nice.

But you were in motion, so your cameras were activated.

But you're not an investigator.

But, I mean, is it really a secret

But, see,

But, uh, you know you can do better. Right?

But, um, I think I'm gonna ask Ingrid

But, um, you know, when he sees I've spent the money, I...

But...

But... I mean, that's crazy, right?

But... it's something.

But... thanks.

Buy some spinach.

By a counterfeit upload scam,

By a fake scanner.

By my apartment manager William, so...

By pinging us every hour.

By the end, he had a minor in narcissism.

Bye, Lucy.

Bye, Viv.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Byron?

Byron.

Cafeteria's that way.

Call Byron.

Call for help.

Call Josh Pitzer.

Call Josh Pitzer.

Can I go look around?

Can I help you with something?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I, can I see one?

Can it. My vitals were going back up.

Can talk and become friends here.

Can they?

Can think and compare with your memories.

Can we go home now?

Can we just hit the pause button here for a second?

Can you do one thing for me?

Can you feel any sensation?

Can you feel me?

Can you handle me saying that?

Can you help me find Mr. Caputo?

Can you help me with my classical dance homework?

Can you imagine me as a lawyer?

Can you just change me back, please?

Can you make it quick? We're on a time crunch.

Can you please move so I can clock in?

Can you say "hi" to Mom for me?

Can you spot it?

Can you tell me why you would leave Lakeview

Can't believe the reflexes on that girl.

Can't find anything.

Can't tonight.

Car, Poconos!

Car, see the parked truck?

Car, stop!

Car, what what are you doing?

Car?

Car?

Car.

Careful, Ingrid.

Casually.

Cavern Investments' partner Josh Pitzer

Cease crunching!

Celebrity memories!

Certainly, sir.

Changed the relationship.

Check it out.

Check it.

Checkmate.

Chew on this!

Choak lived this full life, you know?

Christ, it's, like, 1:00 a.m. there.

Christ! Our next pitch isn't for three weeks.

Christian" as your creed.

Citibank's.

Citrus and umami to our tongues.

Clean it up or fill it in?

Clyde.

Clyde. Hey!

Come back real soon.

Come here, you little...

Come on and party.

Come on, give it to me.

Come on, hang in there.

Come on, I'm I'm I'm so close.

Come on, man.

Come on, Nathan. Don't be a loser.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Give me something.

Come on. Nathan, get him a chair.

Come on. What a douche.

Come to the bar, we'll have a drink, maybe do some shots,

Come with me.

Comfortable?

Coming, Ma!

Con. He'll miss his friends and family

Condom size dispute.

Cool glitch. I don't even know why I'm hungry.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Thanks.

Cool. Um, you want to hang out

Correct.

Could be after it's over.

Could we talk for a second?

Cover me.

Crunch me this instant.

Cute.

D bag. D money. What's...

D Don't I need to put on VR goggles?

Dad has vape lung.

Dad, come on.

Dad, this is Nathan Brown

Dad!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Daddy...

Damage scan, please?

Damn it.

Damn lungs again. Thought I'd let you know.

Damn.

Damn.

Dang, that's messed up. So what about your lady boner?

Dare.

Dark blue like a mountain lake.

Dart around more!

Data shows no vehicles.

Dating an upload,

Dave, it's costing you, like,

David Choak.

Day shift is over.

Dead man painting.

Deep.

Definitely.

Delete Nitely app.

Destin... ation.

Developing it, and research shows

Did he do something wrong?

Did he... did he say something?

Did I forget my kneepads again?

Did I say something wrong?

Did she have any filters on?

Did somebody lose their child?

Did you bring protection?

Did you cut some kind of deal to push me out

Did you ever date Nathan?

Did you ever watch the mandatory HR video

Did you fucking murder me?

Did you hear me? Call for help.

Did you look everywhere on that thing?

Did you look under the table?

Did you pay for this luxury spa treatment?

Did you play the mayor in Robocop?

Did you say fingers?

Did you want some coffee?

Didn't even have eyelids.

Didn't think I was smart, too?

Different hair, though.

Digital afterlife,

Digital life extension isn't what you'd expect.

Do I dare?

Do I keep petting you, or...?

Do not deviate from the Gordita Crunch script

Do not end the fight,

Do not tell the dude it was a fuckup.

Do their spirits rise up

Do these machines ever damage memories by accident?

Do we do Impact Yoga together?

Do we, Jamie? 'Cause from here, it looks like

Do you ever go on my computer?

Do you feel me?

Do you feel that?

Do you guys always talk to each other like this?

Do you guys want some pigs in a blanket?

Do you have any enemies,

Do you know where you are?

Do you like tequila, do you like gin?

Do you look real to yourself?

Do you need a minute? On your count, you let me know.

Do you see anything?

Do you think

Do you think I wanted to fall into the Grand Canyon?

Do you think Nathan's lonely?

Do you understand?

Do you want a drink?

Does any of this ring a bell?

Does anybody have rice?

Doesn't add up to me.

Doesn't his funeral start in ten minutes?

Don't be embarrassed.

Don't be long.

Don't bother unpacking.

Don't do it.

Don't forget to keep your chin up, okay?

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe.

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't have it.

Don't like him, either.

Don't look at it, it's not finished.

Don't move. Damn it!

Don't talk dirty to me.

Don't worry about it. We're cool.