A couple of good looking bachelors like you and me
A couple of weeks, Pee wee? Our show goes on tonight.
A needle in a haystack Is very hard to find
A show that will knock them all down on their rear!
A show that'll make them all stand up and cheer.
A show that'll stand the world on its ear.
A vacation?
A world full of giant cantaloupes, huh?
A world where no one will go hungry.
Add sun and rain, and we become The best taste treat around
Ain't got no room.
All I wanted was a measly sandwich!
All right, everybody, listen up.
All right, everybody, what are we going to do?
All right, everybody. Listen up.
All right, everyone may be excused.
All right, let's move it!
All right! All right!
All right.
All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee wee.
Ally up!
Alone at last.
Amazing.
An automobile. Yeah?
An idea so big and so new...
And bring a spark back to the Cabrini Circus.
And don't forget he chopped down that cherry tree.
And everything else comes second.
And finally, a being which defies description.
And I guess I couldn't wait to sample
And I want so bad to tell her Yeah
And I wanted to bring him his egg salad sandwich.
And I'm so glad he took the time 'Cause he's so big and kind
And I'm sure Mr. Ryan isn't going to serve you at all
And if at times Love gets too hard
And if you see her
And it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy.
And now the elephant's Perfected a "moo"
And people will live together in peace.
And such a bitsy figure.
And the Piccolapupula Brothers.
And what am I supposed to do about Gina? She won't even talk to me.
And when the circus will go, I'll go with it.
And you show folk ain't welcome in this town. Are they?
And, Vance, have you always been so handsome?
And...
Andy,
Anyone can fall in love
Anyone care for some hors d'oeuvres?
Are we moving on tonight?
Are you all right?
Are you folks with the circus?
Aren't you going to congratulate Winnie?
As a matter of fact, Mace, it would.
As long as you've got that pig in here. Isn't that right, Mr. Ryan?
As Pee wee Herman.
At the refreshment counter
At the refreshment counter
At the refreshment counter
At the refreshment counter
Back still bothering you, Herman?
Be careful.
Beautiful day, huh?
Because we were following our hearts.
Because, well, it's a hot dog tree.
Being a human cannonball is more than a job, Pee wee. It's a career.
Big John,
Blown in with the breeze
Bombs away, Andy.
Boss! We've rounded up all the animals,
Boy, I guess I better not go swimming for an hour, huh?
Boy, what a day, huh?
Boy, you sure do have beautiful hair, Winnie.
Breakfast!
Breaking up with you is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
But don't get too close, she's hungry.
But everybody said it wouldn't work.
But I forgive you.
But I wanted to talk to you about yesterday.
But I'm circus. Come on, get me out of here.
But it had to happen sooner or later.
But please don't touch the "midgendise".
But suddenly, I feel so sick to my stomach that I can't even talk.
But the biggest pig I've ever seen is making friends with your bloomers.
But then he met this other girl who, it turned out, he really was in love with.
But we're a Barnyard Circus Show
But when he got to know me Well, he chose me for his mate
But when I made my mind up I decided on all four
But when I was with you, I never even thought about her.
But when it hits you, you know it.
Buy why give this costume to me? I don't deserve it.
Bye, Winnie.
Can I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln?
Can I talk to you for a minute, Mace?
Can you see it?
Che bella.
Cheese sandwich!
Children!
Children!
Children! Children!
Chocolaty.
Ciao, bella.
Circus? Did you say circus?
Circus? Well, I never.
Closed at 3:15?
Closed to us anyway.
Cocktail wieners. Don't mind if I do.
Come and get it!
Come and get it!
Come and get it!
Come in.
Come on in, Mace. I want to show you something.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, everybody. Wake up.
Come on, everyone, let's get out of here.
Come on, get her! Get her!
Come on, get out of there, Lucille.
Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Mary. Let's dance.
Come on, now, everybody.
Come on, Pee wee.
Come on, Pee wee. I want you to meet Gina.
Come on, Sparky, get out of bed.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Get. Get. Don't you people speak English?
Come on. Up you go.
Come over here and give me a hand!
Congratulations to you too. Come on, we better get out to the circus.
Congratulations.
Could I try that, Mace?
Defacing public property.
Deke! Deke, can you give me and Vance a ride?
Dell! Can you jerry rig some of that rigging?
Do solemnly swear
Do solemnly swear
Do you know who George Washington Carver was?
Doesn't look like he's found his niche yet.
Don't be afraid That you're too small
Don't bother, lady. They are closed.
Don't I know that, baby.
Don't try to talk me out of it.
Dosey do and around and around Dosey do and around and around
Down, Duke. Don't work yourself into a lather.
Duke the Dog Faced Boy.
Each of us is lovestruck It's plain as it can be
Each said he was the best one Such choices I abhor
Each time the band strikes up "Cock a doodle doo"
Easy, Antonio. Come on.
Ee yi ee yi oh
Ee yi ee yi oh
Egg salad. My favorite!
Egg salady.
Ellen, how's that leg? Can you go on?
Everybody's learning how
Everyone come on And you can each take a bow
Everyone come on And you can each take a bow
Everything seems completely different to me today.
Except for Sudan. Can't find him anywhere.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. We were here before them.
Feast your eyes on the magnificent Eddie.
First come, first served.
First thing tomorrow, we start working on it.
Five egg salad sandwiches, please.
Flora.
Follow his heart.
For getting rid of those circus people.
For the first time anywhere,
Fried chicken.
Friends?
Friends.
From now on, I'm going to be just like you.
From the zebra to the cow
Gee, that'd be swell.
Get going, kid.
Get moving.
Get out your magnifying glasses to view Midge,
Get the animals into the storm shelter.
Get to the cookhouse and see that everybody's all right.
Getting groceries under false pretenses.
Gina, I have something to say.
Gina, Pee wee. Pee wee, Gina.
Gina!
Gina.
Give me a hand.
Go ahead, honeybunch.
Go!
Good afternoon, Mrs. Dill.
Good afternoon, Mrs. Haynes.
Good girl.
Good manners.
Good morning, Clyde. Give me five.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, Vance.
Goodness, where does the time go?
Gotta be some way I can tell Gina how I feel.
Great, Nikko. Looking good, Birdie.
Great, Ruby. Don't be afraid to use gingham.
Great. Let's get something to eat.
Guess so. Interesting.
Guess we both still really like each other, huh?
Half man, half woman. Say hello to Shim.
Hamburgers?
Hang on, Judy.