Duncanville (2020) - Season 2 Edit

A backyard screened‐in porch, and a big old candle.

A barbershop!

A bunch of angry witches that want to destroy our town.

A case of Annie fever.

A child can do for his father?

A community that's one dropout away

A day early.

A farmers' market in a good neighborhood.

A floor hole so you can see the street,

A full ride to Oakdale Community College,

A hydration station for the elderly.

A lifelong dream of owning a stuffed animal.

A lot more than shut off our water to break this family.

A novelty safari belt from his trip to Nigeria

A radiant, unhappily married she!

A regular Hank Williams.

A school drop‐off zone even more frustrating.

A shoe?

A toilet just took out a police helicopter.

A water retention spell on Samantha

A.H. speaking. Are you serious?

About parking enforcement protocols,

About shading in the whole bubble.

About something you didn't win fair and square.

About that. Let's hit some pins.

Across this obstacle‐filled trail.

Actually, a wave feels risky.

Actually, Dad, there is something I need to say.

Actually, Marcus, I think we've got it down.

Add a little apple cider vinegar,

Add a little plaque when you do.

After you sold my wedding cake

After your first kiss?

Again, not swingers.

Ah, great. Look, now I've done it.

Ah, I wish I knew what I was saying to you.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [laughs]

Ah! I'm 82 years old.

Ah! Ow, ow, ow!

Ah.

Ahh! I want my mama!

Ahh. ‐ Spicy.

Aka the hottest man alive.

All Huxter.

All I can do is turn the lights on and off.

All I need him to do now

All of it. We're perfect actors.

All our focus will be on you.

All right, bring it in, Plungers!

All right, let's see. Bird infestation.

All right, mayor coming through,

All right, well, have a good vacation!

All the kids have been asking about you doing a live set.

All we need now is a bonfire, and it's a perfect vacation.

All words that describe my wife, Annie Harris.

All: [cheer] ‐ Dad's back!

All: ♪ Buffalo gals

All: ♪ Don't worry ♪

All: ♪ I can finally put anything in my ♪

All: ♪ Killing me softly with his song ♪

All: ♪ Rock‐a‐bye Dunkie on the blacktop ♪

All: ♪ Shout

All: Aww!

All: Aww.

All: Aww.

All: Esaeler Eht Liveee.

All: Ew!

All: Huh?

All: Mama's Boy. Mama's Boy.

All: Mama's Boy. Mama's Boy. ‐ [groans]

All: Mm‐hmm.

All: Mm‐hmm.

All: Not it!

All: Not it!

All: Oh.

All: Oh. ‐ Hey.

All: Oh. ‐ It's beautiful.

All: Ooh!

All: Ta‐da!

All: We love Mom!

All: Welcome to the Legion of the Oaks!

All: What?

All: Whee!

All: Whoa!

All: Wow!

All: Yay! ‐ Aah!

All: Yeah! ‐ Yay!

Almost all week.

Also, everyone should know

Also, I need your credit card.

Also, what was the harsh version?

Am I a bird person?

Am I allowed to call adults by their first names now?

An adult drinking bagged milk on your lunch break.

An even bigger Huxter?

An old magazine.

And a couple of goals?

And a drawer full of freshly sharpened knives?

And a five‐year‐old can't compete with that.

And a ride on the Zip Line of Zuczess.

And a whole bunch of prenatal vitamins

And all you do is blame Santa.

And as someone born over 40 years ago,

And attention, I'll kill us all!

And bodies that stay buried.

And by "it," I mean your braces off.

And by freaking, I mean what you said.

And changing you, that was just to humiliate me?

And check out her RI. ‐ Her what?

And cooler shark tooth necklace.

And Def Leppard's drummer hasn't lost his arm yet.

And do‐dads and whatever hell broth is at the carnival,

And don't care what the kids think of you.

And don't give you credit.

And Duncan has to get to his test.

And enjoy The Scrambler.

And equality for women at the workplace.

And eventually love these birds like I do.

And gave him a machete, the judge made us turn it into

And get the Abraham Lincoln hat for Jing's school play.

And getting, you know, all of her reqs in order.

And give his body to someone who deserves it.

And give it whatever percent you feel comfortable with!

And gives me a little ba‐boom and a little ba‐bang.

And glazed with the tears of the innocent.

And good luck with that pancake proposal.

And good‐looking for that.

And have access to all the HP products that you want.

And have what you've got going on.

And have you seen my good nail gun?

And he has my wedding band.

And he needs you to watch his kids.

And he only gets paid for one.

And he thinks consonants are vowels.

And he wants to arm wrestle you.

And he's not even that hot.

And he's quitting to become a dentist,

And help Jing get in her car seat?

And his one‐eyed teddy bear and his baby teeth

And hopefully make up for that offensive joke

And how much you love him.

And how they go!

And I actually jumped so high yesterday

And I am quite the momager.

And I being race car drivers that I forgot to ask

And I can do anything a contractor does,

And I can make you one too.

And I do not want that for you.

And I feel like a musician again,

And I figured I owed her

And I got this zoomy‐digi camera

And I have a stash my kids don't know about!"

And I need somebody honest to watch my armored car

And I needed you to clean that dang attic.

And I promise you'll get used to this

And I spent it all on tickets to...

And I wanna give you a peak into my world.

And I want to be indoors.

And I was a nothing who ground bird beaks into dog food.

And I will be your amoral support.

And I'll be as gentle as I can.

And I'll turn to them and say, "It's Kimberly!

And I'm always talking you guys up.

And I'm gonna give him a‐‐ a bop on the nose.

And I'm never dancing on a desk again!

And I'm not sure I ever came down.

And I'm not winning the Oakie,

And I'm ready for my punishment.

And I'm really happy I did, too.

And I'm really sorry,

And I've never been more attracted to you.

And I've seen three movies!