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Smokin' Aces

Smokin' Aces

"Smokin' Aces" is an action-packed crime thriller film directed by Joe Carnahan, released in 2006. With an ensemble cast featuring talented actors, the movie takes audiences on a wild ride through the criminal underworld.

Set in Lake Tahoe, Nevada, the story revolves around a renowned Las Vegas magician and crime boss, Buddy "Aces" Israel. Jeremy Piven portrays Israel brilliantly, captivating viewers with his charm and enigmatic personality. As the FBI discovers that Israel plans to testify against the mob, a vast array of colorful characters converge on his location to eliminate him and claim a hefty bounty placed on his head.

The cast of "Smokin' Aces" is a star-studded lineup that adds depth and excitement to the film. Ryan Reynolds delivers a memorable performance as the dedicated FBI agent Richard Messner, assigned to protect Israel. Reynolds effortlessly portrays the complexities of his character, torn between his duty and personal motivations. Ray Liotta also shines as Agent Donald Carruthers, bringing his signature intensity and edge to the role.

The film introduces a host of hitmen and assassins, each with their own unique style and motive for wanting Israel dead. Alicia Keys showcases her acting skills as Georgia Sykes, a deadly and seductive contract killer, while Taraji P. Henson plays Sharice Watters, her sharp-witted and equally lethal partner. Their performances add a strong female presence to the otherwise male-dominated world of crime.

Other notable actors in the cast include Ben Affleck as criminal defense attorney Jack Dupree, Andy Garcia as a determined FBI Deputy Director, and Chris Pine and Kevin Durand as the sadistic and eccentric Neo-Nazi Tremor brothers. These characters, among others, create a rich tapestry of interwoven storylines and rivalries that culminate in an explosive climax.

The soundtrack of "Smokin' Aces" deserves special mention as it perfectly complements the film's high-octane intensity. Featuring a mix of classic tunes and contemporary tracks, the music adds an additional layer of excitement and energy to the already gripping narrative. From gritty rock tracks to smooth jazz numbers, the soundtrack reflects the film's diverse tones and moods.

If you're a fan of "Smokin' Aces" or simply love great soundtracks, you can play and download these electrifying sounds to immerse yourself in the film's thrilling atmosphere. Whether you want to relive the heart-pounding action or enjoy the music on its own, the soundtrack offers a captivating experience.

In conclusion, "Smokin' Aces" is a fast-paced crime thriller filled with unforgettable performances and a gripping story. The cast members bring their A-game, creating a compelling and exhilarating viewing experience. If you're in the mood for non-stop action and suspense, this film is definitely worth a watch. So, grab some popcorn, settle in, and prepare for a wild ride through the dangerous world of "Smokin' Aces."

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A big Las Vegas welcome, to a great Las Vegas star
A dedicated viciousness and slavish devotion to mob doctrine
A Donald Carruthers.
A Gulfstream is waiting at the Reagan National Airport
A ho, ho lot.
A jumbo jet out of the sky?
A little blue haired lady there who's rolled about 14 times. Thank you.
A lot of folks want this white boy clapped. Word is Soot is working for one of them.
A million dollar hit fee would draw some huge flies. And Acosta's pure mercenary.
A monster that the Bureau built?
A procedure known as rhinoplasty will reduce the size of my nose.
A recently opened million dollar escrow account has been traced back to Sparazza.
A six man security force plus Vitoli, our executive butler, so seven men, total.
A unified front, you know, the female race,
About 60 years of amassed intel.
About what?
Account for him!
ACOSTA: I'd like to take a look at the penthouse.
AGENT 1: Hey, yo, Mike, where are you, man? I can't see you now.
AGENT 1: I got some movement in there.
AGENT 2: He's on the phone now. He is on the phone. He's on the phone.
Agent Messner is on his way in.
Agent Messner, we recovered the car.
AGENT: I'm sorry, sir.
AGENT: Left side of the building's sealed off.
All bogus and bad information that set off a series of unfortunate events.
All right well, just stay awake, guys. Stay on it. Stay alert.
All right, Doctor, thank you. You know, just make it sound good.
All right, done.
All right, enough grab assing, goddamn it!
All right, hold on.
All right, maintenance,
All right, then.
All right, then. When them tricks hit the lobby, I want you to holler at me.
All right, there's a shift change at 9:00 a.m.
All right, we got time. Want to go grab something to eat?
All right, y'all.
All right?
All right? We just got to knock off a few more hours.
All right? Where is he?
All right.
All right. Look up. Hey, man. That's not yours.
All the agents from that era, they're dead and gone,
All this time, we were told that it was Sparazza that killed Heller,
Alzheimer's. You get Alzheimer's if you're using antiperspirant
Am I really dying?
American educated. Fluent in over a dozen languages. Freelanced for the CIA.
An emergency shutdown of our entire elevated lift system, sir?
And a paternity suit, just to, you know, round out the portfolio there.
And a vanishing act with the Witness Protection Programme.
And after that I'm gonna go into hell after Hitler.
And as a result, his undercover work was highly successful.
And as father and son, they are blood compatible.
And before he dies, he is demanding the heart of his sworn enemy.
And don't let your bitch cut your hair no more, dawg.
And ever since then, little Boogie there has been man of the house.
And everybody all the time.
And everyone is gonna leave the theatre grinning.
And Freeman Heller was no more.
And get with this? What is wrong with you?
And have our jet at the tarmac at LAX in half an hour.
And he's dispatched a local bondsman by the name of Jack Dupree
And he's won all kinds of awards.
And his bail bond bobbing around up there out at the lake.
And his daddy, my boy Dale,
And his name is Mr Buddy Israel!
And I don't know where it's coming from.
And I don't want to be killing no women.
And I feel beaten by them. I feel bloodied.
And I'd like to speak with your head of security.
And I'll be flying to Los Angeles to finalise Israel's deal.
And I've got to safeguard myself,
And if you could just speak to him and tell him your plan...
And in prison, he chewed off his fingertips to the bone.
And Israel played the situation very shrewdly.
And make no further inquiry into this matter.
And more importantly, nothing like a federal agent's.
And my name...
And not one single criminal charge laid against him.
And pitch them poor fellas in the lake.
And please, for me, will you do one thing?
And reconnoitre at the hotel.
And remove his heart. Is that for real?
And Rupert Reed, one of the firm's partners, has learned of his whereabouts.
And she told me you, more or less, have a plan of attack.
And take Fort Knox with a fucking slingshot,
And that didn't seem odd to you?
And that is mate. Checkmate, kiddo.
And that nullifies any agreement we got.
And that, I need you to understand.
And the fucking animal kingdom.
And then later I saw him get on the elevator with the other agent.
And these motherfuckers will go megaton
And they losing a whole floor's worth of business, saying it's under construction.
And they recognise the skills.
And understand that if an attempt is made on his life,
And we are thrilled to have him stop by.
And we didn't kill him.
And we like
And we lose our case.
And we'd certainly like to see what's going on.
And we're required to abide by it, regardless of our personal feelings.
And we've learnt that Israel is at the penthouse level
And when it bottoms out, we're the last to know!
And when you saw him later, he was wearing one of your security jackets.
And who else has access to the floor, Bill?
And y'all follow me over to the hotel.
And you let me know, all right?
And your reasons for doing that are exactly what?
Another one catches blowback from a jammed piece.
Any of these ****as make one false move, these bitches taking dirt naps.
Any time an operative failed, or was perceived to have failed, he was blackballed.
Anybody get gully, you know.
Anything seems possible.
Anytime, anytime, fag.
Anyway, we got each other. That's all the love we ever gonna need.
Appreciate it. Get your dick beaters off it.
Are the overheads necessary?
Are these bitches on a permanent smoke break or what?
Are we clear, Agent Messner?
Are you all right, son? You need some medical attention?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you nervous?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Are you saying that just because me and baby girl here got a rep on the rise,
As a female, that shit right there don't get you?
As authorities speculate as to the apparent disappearance of a third.
As Buddy "Aces" Israel. He's not only essential to our case,
Asshole.
Assume I already know.
At the drop of a hat.
At the time when she and Sparazza had a brief affair
AUTOMATED VOICE: Please remain calm.
Bag them and get some more on deck, all right?
Bankrolls a couple of B&Es. Rich folks.
Basically, there's two security levels, okay?
Battery's completely dead.
Beans.
Because if you are, it's certainly not coming up here in the van
Because we don't need to bring any more shit down on our heads.
Becomes the unofficial mob mascot.
Before that location that I know
Bet you ain't never had to make nothing more
Bet.
Big spender? Come on.
Bill, can I speak to you privately?
Bill?
Bill.
Bitch, I'm about to ball this.
Bitches like that make me weep for what could be.
Blast down the moon?
Blood money mercenary.
Blood money mercenary. El Estrago.
Blood?
Both these motherfuckers is feds.
Bring him up here. We gotta get packed up. We're gonna pack it up.
Bring some heavy shit.
Buddy Israel?
Buddy Israel.
Buddy Israel.
Buddy wants you now up top.
But a decision has been made.
But before I get to it, one more thing. I should probably bring it up.
But due to some internal slipup, his cover was compromised.
But he wasn't involved.
But I bet you guys got a bunch of stories, right? I don't.
But I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room.
But I firmly believe...
But I guess your friend don't want to hear this.
But once we reach the penthouse, I can call down.
But seeing behind this motherfucker and knowing
But that definitely sounds like gunshots,
But that's the role you wanted to play.
But the other victim in being identified as Jack Dupree...
But this is eyes only.
But what about access cards, passkeys?
But what he wound up doing was splitting the family into dual factions.
But when Soot decides to move on somebody,
But with these down, doesn't that pose a major security concern?
But you shouldn't be feeling any pain right now, okay?
Call San Francisco. See if they...
Can I whack anybody? Who am I gonna whack?
Card sharp. Illusionist.
Carruthers is dead. Messner's unaccounted for.
CARRUTHERS: I'm telling you something...
CARRUTHERS: Nobody from security is picking up the line.
Check the vitals on this guy.
Clear on my mark.
Clear the way here. Clear the way.
Close your eyes.
Coffee? Anything? I don't want to order without...
Come here! Come here!
Come here! Get over here!
Come on out here!
Come on, baby, look. We could break down now...
Come on, baby. Don't be shy. Just one bed, please.
Come on, bitchy bitch.
Come on, don't keep it by the water either.
Come on, step back, step back.
Come on, you fucker.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. Come on, man. And bones it.
Cops get curious, they start camping out and everything goes sideways
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they're going to pour boxes of bullets into his ass?
Correct.
Couple of things. The hangers on, his posse, you know,
Crazy motherfuckers up there, huh? Gee whiz.
Crazy, you know. Wall to wall felony offences.
Damn it. I didn't realise how fucked up I was till I just saw your ass, girl.
Damn, girl, you're gonna make a ****a fall hard.
Damn! Four skank ass bitches. That's your crew.
Deal with the patients.
DEEKS: Where'd you get these?
Deputy? I need you...
Did he give you a name?
Did some home invasion, sodomy torture type stuff.
Did you cook up this little construction thing?
Did you recover anything from his person?
Dig it out of your fingernails. You had us for that.
Dismantled most of the organised crime in this country.
Do I believe in loyalty?
Do me a favour, will you?
Do they ever.
Do you have any idea of how valuable that is?
Do you know what? Urine is good for your skin.
Do you want your career to end here, now, like this?
Dog pile of piss poor physique on top of a small cock and hereditary alcoholism.
Don, if you can hear this, I'm in the hotel, north side.
Don't even let it rub shoulders with the other bottle.
Don't get no more dedicated
Don't have much of an opinion of myself. I'd much rather be like you guys.
Don't make this face the last thing you ever see.
Don't shoot me!
Douchebag.
Dr Ingstrom was here to perform the surgery.
Dr Ingstrom, the Swede, is not a hired killer.
Drop that goddamn gun now or you're a dead man!
Drop the gun down or I'll fucking drain you. Put the gun down!
DUPREE: Buddy "Aces" Israel.
DUPREE: He's a wannabe.
DUPREE: Now he's got connections. He's got pull.
DUPREE: So, there it is.
Dying.
Eastern European jizz.
Elevator service has been temporarily suspended and will resume momentarily.
Elevator service has been temporarily suspended and will resume momentarily.
EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen, there's a guy,
Empty pockets paid for by the lives of our own people.
Enforcer,
Enough said.
Especially the kind of loyalty
Eventually, he reached the rank of capo inside the Carlotta crime family,
Every year in Las Vegas for the last five years.
Everybody off the walkies now. Everybody off air.
Everyone talked things out, you know?
Everything that is now standard operating procedure,
Excuse me?
Extortionist, killer.
Faggot ass redneck.
Fake identity, falsified backgrounds,
Fate just up and fucks you for no good reason.
FBI.
FBI. You gotta get up there! Got to go!
Feel me?
Feelings that might run contrary to the collective good.
FEMALE REPORTER: The two men were slain here earlier today,
Fifteen of them. Right?
Fifteen separate procedures since 1952.
Fifteen separate procedures since 1952.
Fire from the sky. My count.
Five time Vegas Showman of the Year.
Floor's secure, sir.
For Buddy fucking Israel,
For real?
For real. Bring your ass down here. Shit.
For the fucking square root of something.
For the Nevada Gaming Commission,
Forget it. You won't get a signal in here. You'll have to wait.
Forgive me.
Four, six, five. They didn't teach you how to count, I guess, huh?
Fronts some smash and grabs, pawn shops, jewellery stores, that kind of thing.
Fuck it.
Fuck you and this fucking wig 'cause this shit is getting on my nerves.
Fuck you, pussy!
Fuck you.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Come on!
Fucking asshole.
Fucking drunk, seven layer loser.
Fucking Kevlar, the way I had to stitch it, this shit is itchy as hell.
Fucking stop it.
Gary? Let's get our personnel up on the catwalk over 12.
Gave him his first big break onstage, brought him up through the ranks.
Georgia, where are you? I can't fucking hear you.
Georgia!
Georgia.
Get back here. We'll handle the rest of it. You all right, Hugo?
Get down!
Get him on the phone.
Get in the van, man! Get in the van now! Go! Go! Go!
Get it fucking done!
Get me a medic!
Get me a medic! Get me a fucking medic!
Get Mr Israel up on the roof. He's travelling back with us.
Get my heating pad, get my blanket.
Get out of my fucking sight.
Get out of the way.
Get that gun out of my spine or engage the safety, please.
Get that thing out of my face.
Get the Director on the phone
Get the fuck down!
Get the fuck out of here. Are you fucking nuts?
Get the phone. It's probably Mecklen. Get Vitoli up here and start cleaning.
Get them to the elevator.
Get these hotel guests out in the hallway there.
Get this shit off!
Get your hands up!
Gets g****vined and the whole fucking world gets hip to this.
Girl, I just saw muzzle flashes coming from that suite.
Girl, where are you?
Girl. Please don't tell me this motherfucker just went off.
Give them Hugo, all right?
Go back to Washington.
Go down there and get him. Go down there! Come on. Let's go.
Go on, now, shug.
Go! Move. Move.
God damn it, Georgia! Just say something!
Goddamn!
Goddamn. Can you hear me?
Godspeed.
Going on up there ruining the cameras.
Going to these lengths that these two guys are going, they're playing some long odds.
Gonna go down and get Vitoli. Get him back up here.
Good luck.
Goodbye.
Got about a handful of deal points and then we're getting close.
Got some clarity issues.
Grab them suits and the car.
Grandma will get it. Go on.
Great, that's good. You're feeling it, you're feeling it. Come on.
Great. Come on. What's that in there...
Gunshot vics, dumped in the lake, maybe an hour cold.
Had Sparazza's star on the rise.
Has anyone else seen this?
Has been recovered in the parking lot of the Nomad Hotel and Casino.
Has guaranteed us that Israel will enter into protective custody
Have some respect. Come on.
Have you checked this stuff out yet? This is unbelievable.
Have you contacted Agent Carruthers?
He had one of his men call a madam for another group of girls.
He has a history of taking on tough kills, and he's certainly not alone.
He has won Entertainer of the Year
He is one of the biggest stars in the world.
He is our case.
He just smashed everything. He wouldn't tell me why.
He said the shit might get hot and might get heavy.
He survived. But the injuries he sustained
He walked out the door after he made bail. Hasn't been seen since.
He was hired by Sparazza to neutralise Israel's entourage.
He was the first operative assigned with infiltrating the mob.
He went deep cover in 1940. He could have ripped the Mafia apart.
He went this way! Please, don't shoot me. Don't shoot! Please! Don't shoot.
He worked for the OSS before joining the Bureau in its heyday.
He working with them people, Hugo!
He's a bail bondsman out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
He's actually the head of cardiology at Stockholm University.
He's doing the Sinatra thing.
He's flying himself.
He's gonna run now, so we got to go!
He's had a sustained arrhythmic episode, severe cardiac distress.
He's had a sustained arrhythmic episode, severe cardiac distress.
He's in Lake Tahoe on the Nevada side.
He's not picking up the extension.
He's one of the best heart surgeons in the world.
He's over at the Reno Washoe Correctional Facility.
He's temporarily blinded.
He's the SAC and he's the guy I answer to...
Heard about that dinner club in Cleveland?
Hell, no. You didn't do that, dawg.
Hell, yeah.
Heller got shot and killed. The bad guys beat him.
Heller was buried by the agency.
Hello, did you hear me? Did you hear what I said?
Hello? Great. Come on in. Sorry about that.
Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? I need to speak to security right away.
Helps allay my fears. I pass that peace of mind along to my partners.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here's the punch line.
Hey, Bill, you said there's some situation on 12? It's table 12?
Hey, bitch! You forgot your hat!
Hey, Boogie! I need you to go in,
Hey, but you need to bring your ass down here and help me out, Hugo, for real.
Hey, come on, man. You know I had to bring big mama through.
Hey, don't even think I'm touching my man's coat
Hey, fuck you. All right.
Hey, hey.
Hey, ladies. Get up.
Hey, man, stop using that fucking lotion, man. You look like a damn Muppet.
Hey, man. Where the fuck Vitoli at?
Hey, quit saying that, all right?
Hey, we did that dance, bitch. Kick rocks.
Hey, y'all got sick leave?
Hey, yo, Beanie.
Hey, yo, is this Madame Alex?
Hey.
His countrymen have dubbed him the more dubious "El Estrago."
His entire entourage. He doesn't have a friend in the world. We got to move.
His little criminal foray shines a floodlight on the entire Carlotta organisation.
His mama abandoned him going on a year now
His name is Soot. Lazlo Soot.
His superiors were convinced that he had gone rogue,
His testimony has the potential of blowing the lid
Hollis? Come on. Get the fuck out of the car. Come on. Come on.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Hotel locked down at all?
How about six figures for that fool? How's that love?
How bad?
How long have you been working here?
HUGO ON RECORDER: You open the fucking door.
Hugo, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Hugo, you're staring at me like I just asked you
Hugo!
Hugo!
Huh? Right there, and then padlock it and then you put the chain on it.
I ain't cleaning all this shit up myself, man.
I ain't come all this way just to pack it up because you thinking something up.
I ain't got no problem with you or your Bureau,
I ain't trying to be up here all day. And I tell you what.
I ain't trying to break a sweat off of that motherfucker.
I ain't trying to dead the whole floor
I am not giving up my boys.
I am not shelling out this kind of bread for this shithole, all right?
I am not... I don't know how to say it any fucking louder, Morrie.
I am sorry about that boy.
I appreciate it!
I asked for your name, followed by the phrase,
I bet you your dick is disintegrating as we speak, player!
I can take that because he needs that regimented prison shit that they'll give him.
I can't explain everything right now.
I can't help him here. We have to take him to...
I changed lives for you.
I couldn't tell you that right now, sir.
I did one for... I was on one for six months.
I didn't do your man downstairs. I found him like that.
I don't believe this.
I don't know how bad this is. Shit.
I don't know what you're seeing right now, Bill.
I don't know. Anyway, I believe we had a retainer for services rendered.
I don't know. Cinnamon roll?
I don't know. It was the Deputy Director. That prick, Locke.
I don't like punk bitches eyeballing me.
I don't like the rolls that table's been getting.
I don't say this to be self deprecating. I just, you know,
I don't think that's been opened since my husband died.
I feel like you're eyeballing me, dawg!
I forgive you, Darwin.
I fucked up!
I fucked up.
I gained, like, 20, 25 pounds. You keep eating this crap...
I gave you Sparazza.
I got it.
I got officers down. Repeat, on the seventh floor, officers down.
I got shot twice.
I got some handloads up here ready to put some ****as out. Trust me.
I grew up soft with the private schools and little blazers, you know, and...
I guess we both got beat out then, didn't we?
I have the sole pass and relieve all of the personnel myself personally.
I know so.
I know that. What floor are they on?
I know you left a message. What did you say?
I leave message.
I love you. I never wanted it to be like this. You know that.
I mean, 'cause y'all must be burning sheets by the ton.
I mean, as you said, you got to keep your eye on everything at all times.
I mean, I thought they gave it to him so he could...
I mean, you have to keep your eye on everything.
I might just borrow this for a little while.
I need a medic. I need a medic.
I need medical assistance. I got multiple officers down.
I need somebody to power up these elevators immediately.
I need to get Deputy Director Locke on a hard line as soon as possible.
I need to get to your penthouse level immediately.
I need you to call the florist.
I need you to lock down... I need you to limit physical activity...
I need you to return to Washington.
I probably would've busted on you, too.
I really do, and I'm truly sorry.
I said one of them has got a FBI badge.
I said, "Cool. 'Cause I got two of the hottest,
I say this from the bottom of my heart. Retire.
I take it you're not going.
I think I accidentally shot and killed my boy today.
I think the ho train just arrived.
I thought Heller was a double op?
I thought you were gonna go...
I understand it.
I very sorry.
I will have my ears pinned back.
I will have my ears pinned back.
I would've killed you to get it, too.
I'd like to show you exactly what I meant when I said, "Change my face."
I'll bet you are.
I'll have the elevators taken offline, sir.
I'll see you up here someday.
I'll show you exactly what I meant when I said, "Change my face."
I'm babbling. I do that drunk. Please forgive.
I'm confiscating it.
I'm getting all kinds of shit over this scanner.
I'm going down.
I'm going to just chill in the hallway until they come up in the elevator.
I'm gonna call security and make sure the whole place is locked down.
I'm gonna get to Israel before they do.
I'm gonna give them Sparazza and the west coast syndicate gift wrapped.
I'm gonna go over to the hotel.
I'm gonna grip and rip.
I'm gonna meet them on their way up, blend in real nice.
I'm gonna need a minibar key, too.
I'm hit!
I'm moving down for a better sight line.
I'm not clear on the table. Is it table... I'm at 12.
I'm not gay because I have a beard.
I'm not giving up my boys and you fucking know that.
I'm on my way out.
I'm pinched.
I'm really sorry about all that.
I'm saying we're gonna hit whoever's between us and Israel. That's how I'm on it.
I'm sorry to hear about Carruthers.
I'm sorry, I cannot disclose anything more right now.
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I forgot. I don't remember what you said. What?
I'm sorry. We're covering some very sensitive material here,
I'm tired. I ain't no fucking cleaning lady, dawg.
I've been cohabitating with these people for the last 30 hours.
If I needed your car and me and my brothers were wanted by the law,
If I'm asking you what you said to Mecklen, assume the shit is rhetorical.
If it gives you any comfort, you know, I was going in there to act a fool, baby.
If the situation's changed, I need to hear it from him.
If this Israel really is the great white whale of snitches,
If we all sisters everywhere, black, white, brown and yellow,
If we push this, they are gonna revoke your protective status
If word hits the street that there's a million dollar bounty
If you add facial hair to the equation, gentlemen,
If you can hear me, girl, I can't see shit from where I am.
If you get a chance...
If you like, I send out.
If you thought old man Primo could twist your shit up,
If you...
Imagine that? I'm pretty much a pantywaist.
In excess of 100 contract murders,
In less than a minute, you're gonna asphyxiate and pass out.
In prison he chewed off his fingertips to the bones,
In the course of the melee, one of them gets shot in the neck. He passes out.
In the moment, in that split second,
Including Heller's murder, could never be traced back to him.
Including one of the Bureau's most celebrated agents, Freeman Heller.
Initiate all clear.
Is he gonna show you where all the bodies are buried?
Is it possible that he could be involved in this?
Is that
Is that understood, Agent Messner?
Is that who you was here for? Israel?
Israel wanted to touch something real, something dangerous.
ISRAEL: $50,000 for this fucking suite?
ISRAEL: No, I tell you something. You know what? Listen to me. Listen.
Israel's deal with the government was tossed out.
Israel's lawyers were left holding the bag after he skipped bail.
Israel's manager is acting as his attorney. That's what's holding things up.
Israel's mother was 19
Israel's obviously paid them off.
It don't matter what you wanted. It's what you did.
It look like she put a bowl on that shit, man. Damn.
It was listed as maroon in colour.
It wasn't cosmetic. It was reconstructive.
It wasn't elective. It was undertaken to save his life.
It'll be made by those of the strictest professional calibre.
It's a little blue haired lady. I'm looking at her right now. Table 12!
It's a matter of who outhustles who, you know? We just got to get to Israel first.
It's all bullshit. You know that, Hugo.
It's bad for you. It causes Alzheimer's.
It's bigger than that. They want everybody.
It's filling up your lungs right now.
It's instant compliance. I've seen it happen a hundred times.
It's just some little casino inspection. Don't trip.
It's on the way up to the penthouse.
It's pretty dead.
It's the way of the world!
It's time for you to get on a jet back to DC
It's tough, huh?
It's very difficult to explain everything right now.
It's very simple, gentlemen. We can't allow that to happen.
It's your IFB, man. Somebody got a earpiece.
Ivy, Beanie, Hugo, the works.
Jesus Christ. Beanie's dead.
Jesus, I'll tell you, engineering this kind of play against Sparazza,
Joe, are you guys seeing anything?
Jurisdiction's a nightmare right now.
Just clear them down the hall.
Just give us your keys and get the fuck out of here.
Just in terms of the men that are up there now, my team,
Just lay still for a minute. Let me figure out... What the fuck...
Just remember it's more of a rescue than a rampage, all right?
Just to get this one fucking guy.
Known to man that will get that clean.
Ladies and gentlemen, would you give him a big round of applause,
Leave us be alone, shug.
Lester!
Let go of me!
Let go of my arm!
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question. You heard from that ****a, Keith?
Let me isolate the...
Let's get pros. People who know how to behave.
Let's get to the business at hand.
Let's go, step lively. Get your ass up. Put your clothes on, girl.
Let's go! What, your phone broke or what?
Let's not fuck around. Someone's cousin, some zip off the boat from Naples.
Like most wannabes, he starts fucking up fast and picking up speed.
Listen to me, kid. Let's not antagonise this any more, okay?
Listen to me.
Listen to me. If we have to give them someone,
Listen, I know where Israel is, okay?
Little angel butt.
Little boosts.
LOCKE: Pasquale Acosta.
LOCKE: Sparazza introduced Israel to the life.
LOCKE: Suicide of some sort. You know, troubles with the law. Drugs.
LOCKE: With Israel being the target of virtually every one.
Look at all you're missing.
Look at my fucking face. You just figure that out?
Look at the collar on that coat. What does that look like? That stain?
Look at the date of the first procedure.
Look at the work he's had done.
Look at the work he's had done.
Look at what happened to Ness.
Look, in less than an hour, you're gonna have
Make it make sense.
Make room. Make room, please.
Make your team aware, but do it quietly. Okay?
Makes the contract on Israel all the more real.
MALE REPORTER: The vehicle registered in Mr Dupree's name
Mama's got your back. Mama's got your back, baby.
MAN ON RADIO: Do a sweep on camera three. Maybe we can pick him up.
MAN ON TAPE RECORDER: Say your name. Then say, "How can I be of assistance?"
Man, fucking security's shutting down the elevators in your building.
Man, what the fuck was you thinking, barebacking them bitches, Hugo?
MAN: (OVER RADIO) Hold him there till we get somebody up.
MAN: (OVER RADIO) I got three coming down now.
MAN: Bravo.
MAN: I didn't ask for your understanding.
MAN: Oh, my God, I need an ambulance for Bill! I'm in the security room.
Maybe he's that good.
Maybe, but that's very unlikely.
MECKLEN: I don't know what to say to you. It is what it is.
Mecklen's gonna call any second, all right? All right? You with me?
Mein Kampflike it was Mother Goose.
MESSNER: So it's a confirmed double homicide.
MESSNER: Then we lose our witness.
MESSNER: Well, that's my problem, though. I don't gain weight. I tried.
MESSNER: Your IFB working?
Might have to put people down.
Mmm hmm.
Mobilised, baby, moving as one! You feel me?
More duct. Come on, more duct. A little more duct.
Mother...
Motherfuck! Motherfucker!
Move!
Much larger matters loom.
Murder, of course. Extortion. Arson. Grand larceny. Blah, blah, blah.
My accent will be a regional Calabrese.
My associate, Mr Serna, I can get him on the phone
My birthplace, Cosenza, Italy.
My fingers are cut off.
My grandmother... I swear to God, my grandmother told me.
My husband, Bill, committed suicide by hanging about nine months back.
My name is Vitoli. How can I be of assistance?
My name is Vitoli. How can I be of assistance?
My name is Vitoli. How can I be of assistance?
My name is Vitoli. How can I be of assistance?
My name is Vitoli. How can I be of assistance?
My name is Vitoli. How can I be of assistance?
Nana, Nana. Nana?
Ness and the Untouchables took down Capone.
Never mind! Just get in there. Get in there and pin that girl!
Nice shot.
No former witness against the mob has been as crucial or as important
No matter how they make their living.
No one ever threw any blows. Still to this day, never punched in the face.
No problem. Will not be a problem. No problem.
No signs of trouble, nobody lurking, no threats? Nothing?
No, don't shoot me! Don't shoot me, please!
No, I don't have to do shit, which includes cooperating with these fuckers,
No, I don't need medical attention. Tell me what's going on.
No, I need you to chill.
No, I...
No, I'm gonna go into Kentucky
No, I'm sorry, the penthouse is currently under construction.
No, it was not made clear to me.
No, just the mention in that phone call.
No, no, we cool.
No, no, we're not together. No.
No, son. I'm doing all this to save Heller.
No, that's why we're on walkies.
No, these phones are hardwired directly to maintenance,
No, we need to handle it now.
No.
No. One of them is not.
No. That has to be handled by my staff, sir.
No. Things have changed.
Nobody gets near the crime scene. Make it happen, okay?
North elevator door's open.
Nose, three times. Eyes. Eyelids. Jaw.
Not you. Some assholes on the elevator.
Noted for his legendary torture techniques.
Now all you got to be is grateful.
Now proceed to the front in an orderly fashion,
Now that's the power, there.
Now, big concern for me, at least, we crew up.
Now, Buddy starts making friends. The connected kind.
Now, gentlemen, I understand that this is a dramatic approach.
Now, I'm a registered nurse and this was my bath not a half hour ago.
Now, I'm prepared to dismiss your behaviour. And in light of what's happened,
Now, I'm still trying to get the down low from this cat Padiche.
Now, Israel's manager, a man by the name of Morris Mecklen,
Now, okay, okay.
Now, the brass wanted Heller's op removed from official records,
Now, they don't know where he's from, how long he's been in the game,
Now, we've been monitoring Mecklen's phone calls,
Now, you all want this?
Of course, great. If you could just tell me
Of the Las Vegas Cosa Nostra.
Of the Nomad Hotel and Casino in Lake Tahoe, Nevada.
Of which Israel was the byproduct.
Off of what's left of La Cosa Nostra in this country.
Officer!
Oh, damn.
Oh, fuck this.
Oh, hell, no! This is nice. This is real nice! Play it up!
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit can the cue card rhetoric and talk to me like a man.
Oh, shit! I'm shot!
Oh, shit.

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