ThanksKilling Edit

A bitch.

A freak!

A killer Turkey?

A little weird, but you get used

A long time ago, one of your

A lot from this experience.

A lot of bad times.

A pilgrim.

A start.

A Turkey beak.

A Turkey sandwich.

A vagina?

Aah!

About it.

About the killer Turkey?

About the things I said last

Actually, I think spending time

Again.

Ali to show her big ol' tiggos.

Ali...

All of his invincibility power.

All right, guys,

All right, pal.

All right, sweetheart.

All right, sweetie,

All right, that does it.

All right, then.

All right.

All right.

All that work for

All the libraries are closed at

All we have to do is catch him,

All.

Allergy season, you know?

Am I?

Amen.

An extra small gravy flavored

Ancestors disrespected our

And Billy.

And Darren.

And find out.

And I ax identally cut him.

And I made lifelong friends.

And I'm glad we're all in good

And I'm just a lonely old hag.

And I'm just figuring that's why

And so as payback, I'm here to

And then we need to say a

And there... that's the house.

And this.

And unfortunately, this is isn't

And we can distract Turkey.

And we're not gonna let there be

And why are we all at

Annual policeman's Thanksgiving

Anything.

Anything.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you

Appreciate everything you've

Are we gonna do now?

Are you a friend of hers?

Are you on your way yet?

Are you shitting me?

Are you sure?

Aren't you gonna introduce me

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

As a matter of fact, I sure did.

As we partake of this food, we

Ashlashi Begundi Ka.

Ashlashi Begundi Ka.

Ashlashi Begundi Ka.

Ass, gas, or grass?

Ass.

Ass.

Asshole!

Assholes... I'm invincible.

At least her legs

At least it's

At the stake, just like a

Audible.

Avenged the death of my dog,

Aw, Billy, that is

Aw, damn it.

Awesome, she's gonna

Awesome!

Awesome.

Back in the 1500s, in the

Backwards.

Bad, Billy.

Badass.

Ball tonight?

Bastard.

Be careful, Billy,

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be worried about, Johnny.

Beaked out... I mean, freaked

Because Kristen told me that I

Because of you, I'm one of the

Because of you.

Been 505 years later, right?

Beer.

Beer.

Before he gets to my dad, too.

Before, but he's probably one of

Before?

Believe me!

Believe that there is a real

Better place now, but it still

Big fucking deal.

Bills.

Bills.

Bills.

Billy ♪

Billy, Billy, Billy, come

Billy, I love you.

Billy, just go

Billy, no, you can't go!

Billy, what are you

Billy, you can't go like this,

Billy!

Billy!

Billy!

Billy!

Billy! Hey, guys!

Billy! Hurry up!

Billy?

Billy.

Billy.

Billy's death or not?

Bitch!

Bitch.

Bitch.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

Bless you.

Boobies.

Books.

Broke my leg last season.

Buddy.

Bullshit, Darren.

Bunny.

Burn, baby, good one.

But I believe your story.

But I think it's time to hit the

But it was nice today, huh?

But Johnny, he's Johnny.

But we gave your

Buzz off, old man.

Bye, guys.

Caleb?

Call her.

Calm down, Darren.

Camp out for the night.

Camping.

Can just call an audible at any

Can we just do that? Okay?

Can we just get the girls up and

Can we just go back, enjoy our

Can we just shut up about it?

Can't it just tell us what to

Can't wait to eat.

Car broke down and we decided to

Car, girl, do you understand

Case.

Casinos.

Catch a fish, you fucking prick?

Christ, our heavenly father.

Come eat me, Billy.

Come on, baby.

Come on, come quick, the

Come on, Darren.

Come on, guys, it's

Come on, I mean, it's

Come on, let's hide in that

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Condom.

Cool kids!

Cool.

Could ask for.

Cranberry sauce, meanie.

Crawberg is?

Crawberg.

Crazy, but, yeah.

Creepster?

Dad, we need to use

Dad!

Dad!

Daddy, no!

Daddy!

Daddy?

Daddy.

Damn it, you little

Damn it!

Damn you, Turkey, damn you!!

Damn, Billy, cover

Damn, that was good.

Damn, that was good.

Damn!

Dark old park ♪

Darren, does it say if there's

Darren, how about Johnny and I

Darren, I'm thankful to be

Darren, this isn't funny.

Darren!

Darren?

Darren?

Darren.

Darren.

Darren...

Day.

Demon!

Demonic prayer in unison

Dick, not like the animal.

Did he just say toss?

Did you just say

Did you pay for that beer?

Dinner will be done soon.

Dinner's done, boy.

Disrespects Indians or our land.

Do I smell sequel, biatch?!

Do we have any rope?

Do you have the lighter or not?

Do you think he's okay?

Do you think we made

Do you want to avenge

Do you?

Do?

Doesn't he?

Doesn't that make up for what

Dog, flashy.

Doing?

Don't be silly, that

Don't even talk like

Don't even think about

Don't go running too

Don't got, Turkey.

Don't listen to him,

Don't say stupid

Don't say that.

Don't you leave me!

Done for us.

Douche bags!

Down here.

Down, honey.

Dream.

Droppings doing on your chest,

Drunk enough, Johnny, you can

Earth.

Eat me!

Eeeee!

Effect on you guys.

Enough of this bonding crap!

Equation yet!

Ever since I got put as

Every 505 years, killing the

Everything that we've thrown at

Everything we need to know to

Everything's gonna be okay.

Evil Turkey.

Evil Turkey.

Excuse me, sir.

Faggot.

Families and have a nice

Far off, flashy.

Father, or your best friend.

Feather cloud necromanced a...

Feather cloud, who some people

Feel when losing somebody you

Fill you in on one of the most

Fine, fine, I'll do

Fine.

Fire!

First humans he made contact

First ice cream cone under the

First my wife, now you, flashy!

First thing we have

Flashy, where are you?

Flashy!

Flashy!

Flashy?

Flashy?

Flashy?

Food at a time like this?

For the Tritons, aren't you?

Freedom to enjoy it all and all

Friend ♪

Friend ♪

Friend ♪

Friends forever ♪

Fuck it then, I guess

Fuck, burn him alive, guys.

Fuck, I don't know.

Fuck, no!

Fucking blah.

Fucking faggot.

Fucking prayer.

Fucking Turkey.

Fucking weather.

G girlfriend?

Games with us, like we're some

Garage?

Gathering together for this

Gay.

Gee, Kristen, I'd

Get going?

Get it? Ax ident.

Get with you, Johnny.

Getting along lately.

Girl ♪

Gnawed open.

Go ahead, touch it.

Go back, go back!

Go deep, Johnny.

Go find something to eat.

Go in through the main entrance

Go out with me.

Go to the library.

Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.

God damn it, Grant.

God damn it!

God damn, Sheryl, that coffee

God damn!

God damn.

God, dude. Damn it.

God, I hate books.

God, I'm so tired of

God, that took forever.

God!

God!

God.

God.

God's a waiting.

Goddamn Turkey.

Gonna be easy.

Gonna fucking kill you.

Gonna make it.

Good and bad times together,

Good going, son.

Good job, man.

Good night.

Good.

Gorgeous.

Got it!

Got my popcorn, all

Got to do.

Grant?

Great idea.

Great news.

Great.

Great.

Grip.

Guess I'll take ass.

Gutted animals.

Guys, guys, wait up.

Guys, guys!

Guys, I found it.

Guys, on the side of the road.

Guys, pull over!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys.

Guys.

Ha!

Ha.

Had a little more time to bond.

Haircut.

Hang in there, Johnny!

Hang in there, Johnny.

Happen.

Happened to you?!

Happening, right?

Happy Thanksgiving,

Hasn't even wanted to talk to

Have a big juicy salad in my

Have a good night, sheriff.

Have to kill him.

Haven't told us anything yet.

Haven't you noticed?

Hazelnut?

He fucking kind of creeps me

He is fucking dead!

He killed my parents.

He probably keeps it

He vowed he would curse all

He was chasing me.

He was more evil than anything

He was necromanced by one of the

He was right behind me.

He was the one who taught me how

He...

He's dead?

He's got be dead.

He's got nothing on you, man.

He's got nothing.

He's just a dog, Oscar.

He's probably worried sick.

He's real.

He's right in that dumpster

He's with me.

Health.

Heart out.

Heebie jeebies.

Hell, yes.

Hell, yes.

Hello there.

Hello? Those darn kids.

Help us.

Her?

Here, I thought you would

Here.

Hey, by the way, are you going

Hey, daddy, how are

Hey, Darren.

Hey, guys, I just

Hey, guys, whoa, um, I cracked

Hey, guys... whoa.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Johnny, we're gonna

Hey, Johnny.

Hey, pops.

Hey, we got tents and

Hey, what did he say?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Long time no see.

Hi, baby.

Hi, honey.

Hi.

Hidden under his feathers.

Him yet.

Him.

History.

Holy shit!

Hours!

Hours.

How are you guys?

How are you?

How are you?

How bad is it?

How can you be thinking about

How does that sound?

How old are you?

How's it going,

However.

Huge.

Hurry up.

Hurts a little bit on the

I always come back for

I am a big proponent of you

I am not a ho.

I am one of the cool kids,

I am.

I brought pie.

I called her and left a message.

I couldn't have.

I did, too.

I didn't really think about

I didn't think that my story

I do believe you.

I don't know how to kill this

I don't know where he went.

I don't know, Billy.

I don't know, guys.

I don't know, though, he did

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think I'm

I don't think so.

I dropped you off last night,

I forgot to call my dad.

I found this in there, too.

I gained a girlfriend.

I got a muscle you can touch.

I got him!

I got poison Ivy yesterday and

I got to get dressed!

I guess that makes him cool,

I guess we'll just have to wait

I have a daughter.

I have a free spot in my

I haven't figured out the

I hope we get there

I I did it.

I just got to roll with it.

I just love Thanksgiving.

I just want some food.

I just wanted to let

I just wish me and my old man

I killed that son of

I knew you could do it.

I knew you had it in you.

I know how to kill the Turkey

I know I am.

I know, Billy.

I know, daddy.

I love you, dad.

I love you, too.

I may have lost my parents, but

I mean there are girls here.

I mean, he is a cop.

I mean, he looks kind of funny,

I mean, hell, he's survived

I mean, I could protect you,

I mean, I do know what to say.

I mean, you're the cool kids,

I mean...

I miss you so much, Billy.

I never noticed any magical

I really appreciate it.

I swear to fucking god.

I taste real good.

I think he was trying to kill

I think he's out to get all of

I think she might be serious.

I think we still

I think we're too

I think y'all been treated

I think you deserve to know.

I thought I heard Turkey.

I thought it could be useful.

I thought Johnny would be

I told you, this is not cool for

I want a fucking divorce.

I want to watch it.

I was just trying to avoid a

I was telling you that were

I was worried sick!

I wasn't worried about

I will get you if it's the last

I will get you,

I woke up with Turkey deuce all

I...

I'd die if wasn't for you.

I'd love to hang out with you.

I'll be back on the road first

I'll be right back, I don't have

I'll come back!

I'll go get her.

I'll kill you all!

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll take care of that goddamn

I'll think about it.

I'm a prude.

I'm always prepared, baby, and

I'm fucking starving.

I'm getting wasted.

I'm going to fucking kill that

I'm going to have sex with

I'm going to show her a good

I'm going to take off now.

I'm gonna be the one doing the

I'm gonna drink your blood like

I'm gonna fuck the shit out

I'm gonna ghost ride the whip,

I'm gonna go buck wild on this

I'm gonna go pee now.

I'm gonna go skinny dipping

I'm gonna go wild...

I'm gonna have to pull over,

I'm gonna just lie

I'm gonna kill that son of a

I'm good.

I'm in the kitchen, making

I'm looking for a cure.

I'm not gonna lie... you're

I'm not gonna make

I'm not gonna say

I'm not scared.

I'm okay. I'm here now.

I'm pretty wasted anyway, so,

I'm ready to see

I'm scared.

I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

I'm so excited.

I'm sorry for your

I'm sorry that we were even

I'm sorry, I wish I could call a

I'm starving.

I'm still a little freaked about

I'm sure he has something on

I'm sure he's over it.

I'm sure we'll be able to find

I'm thankful that your

I'm the starting quarterback for

I've been waiting around two

I've got a book that's gonna

I've got it.

I've never had anybody come into

I've never thought about it

If he isn't, who know what might

If not, I wouldn't have gotten

If that's the sheriff,

If the talisman is not in plain

If you say so, ma.

If you say so.

In a way, I'm kind of glad all

In code.

In through the back, sneak

Indian by the name of

Inside.

Is she? Is she?

Is that supposed to mean that

Is.

It almost did, but it didn't.

It in time?

It just must have been a bad

It just...

It says here, "if the

It wasn't for

It will be in 45 minutes.

It, Billy.

It.

It.

It's a mathematical code, so I

It's a pretty famous story.

It's about time.

It's all my fault.

It's daddy.

It's getting late.

It's like her legs are harder to

It's likely he's returned to his

It's not even that

It's not even that bad.

It's not even that bad.

It's not gonna be just me by

It's not gonna end like this.

It's not your fault.

It's okay, they're cool

It's Thanksgiving, not

Jesus, Kristen, what

Jesus, man, you

Jesus, we're in the woods.

Johnny, come on!

Johnny, he had a shotgun wound

Johnny, I'm sorry

Johnny, that was two whole

Johnny! No!

Johnny?

Johnny.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Jonbenet Ramsey's legs.

Just calm the "f" down.

Just grateful that I still got

Just in case you got scared or

Just like your old pops.

Just the two of us.

Just the usual thing.

Just Turkey.

Just...

Kick this foul mouthed bastard's

Kids.

Kill any white person that

Kill him.

Kill him.

Killed in a certain way.

Killed that goddamn Turkey, and

Killed the most demonic Turkey

Killer Turkey on the loose?

Killer turkeys.

Kind of puppets.

Kind of stuff only happens in

Kind of weird.

Kiss and tell her that...

Kitchen?

Know I'll be home in a couple of

Know it as

Know what to say.

Kribash Sholash Kari

Kribash Sholash Kari

Kribash Sholash Kari mafesto.

Kristen, do you have any snacks

Kristen, he's...

Kristen, I love you.

Kristen, toss me a

Kristen, what do you got?

Kristen?

Kristen.

Kristen's and watch the movies?

Last night, killed my precious

Late.

Leave me, Billy ♪

Leave this cursed place now.

Leave us alone!

Left me.

Legend, guys.

Let me guess, it's

Let's bow our heads.

Let's do it right here.

Let's do it, guys.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's do this.

Let's get to work.

Let's get wasted.

Let's go blitz his ass.

Let's go get drunk.

Let's go get that son of a

Let's go say hi to your father.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's just finish this bastard.

Let's just go to bed.

Let's just go to bed.

Let's party here tonight.

Let's rock this

Life is not like a playbook.

Life moves on.

Life we can't control.

Life.

Like a football game where we

Like, what's your point?

Little buddy.

Little guys.

Long conversation.

Look at all of his guts hanging

Look at me.

Look me in the eyes.

Look under my hood.

Look who's scared now.

Look, guys.

Look... right here, it says the

Look... this is what it says.

Looking for?

Looks like I got something you

Looks like someone is trying to

Looks like we definitely

Loose!

Loss, Kristen.

Love to.

Love you, bye.

Love you, bye.

Love you, bye.

Love, like your mother, your

Low in calories, high in fiber.

Ma, you know me and

Machine ♪

Mafesto.