Freaky Friday Edit

A jolt.

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aah!

About a rigid society,

About me getting married either, Anna.

About these stupid, lame things they don't really have to do.

About what?

About your pathetic vendetta against an innocent student.

Act like Keith. Not the behavior?

Actually, I learned it from her.

Actually, Mom, there's something I forgot to tell you.

Ah, okay.

Ah! Aaaaah!

Alan, that's not our car!

All of you should have finished reading "Hamlet" by now.

All right, all right, all right. Coleman.

All right, let's all take our seats for the test.

All right, let's do this thing.

All right, let's do this.

All right, okay, relax. Open them.

All right, they keep the tests in the file room.

All right, this morning was good.

All right, what do you want?

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll drab up.

All right. Ready?

All that will get us is a 72 hour lockdown

All the more reason to stay home.

All those years

Am I so lame that I would love "Baby, One More Time"?

Am I supposed to follow this?

An audition, that's great.

An earthquake?

An earthquake.

And a little more about your honors qualifying exam.

And be as kind as you possibly can for me.

And cleaning?

And did she ever hear a "thank you"? No.

And drop instantly to my thighs.

And everybody could see I was happy again.

And fix your shirt.

And get that cheap stud out of my ear.

And he probably flirted with her a little,

And he wrote a wonderful paper about your daughter.

And how do you feel about that?

And how do you feel about that?

And I am so psyched to be here!

And I can wait.

And I deserved every single one of those trips to detention.

And I didn't think we'd ever be able to get over it.

And I don't want mine? My wedding's tomorrow.

And I know nothing can happen. I'm not stupid.

And I respect the hell out of that.

And I'm gonna apologize to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr. Bates.

And if you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear

And if you must speak, simply say,

And if you're excited about something,

And in her diary, she keeps mentioning this boy.

And it just makes me feel really depressed.

And let's face it, we are tired much of the time.

And my mom wouldn't let me go out with him,

And now I know how Anna feels.

And quality time with your kids? You know what?

And she actually came to find

And she approves.

And she did.

And start again?

And that for someone as special as Ryan,

And that she's just a girl in a stupid band.

And the florist.

And they're waiting for me.

And truth be told, you're way too old for me.

And we will go to the restaurant at lunch and get switched back.

And what are you doing?

And what is this?

And what she feels is that...

And what was she mumbling about in Chinese?

And while I'm apologizing, let me just say to the whole car

And you became involved with your cheerleading,

And you don't need a man to complete you.

And you girls would do well to follow my example.

And you have your honors qualifying exam today.

And you told her?

And you will be graded according to your answer.

And you're not who you think you are.

And you're qualified to make that assessment?

And, Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong,

Anna Banana!

Anna Coleman.

Anna really wanted her mom to know that.

Anna, come here quick.

Anna, come on. This is really important.

Anna, for one day, the entirety of our life

Anna, Harry, you're so big now. What happened?

Anna, high school is not that hard.

Anna, hurry up!

Anna, I know you're stressing.

Anna, I let you practice in the garage.

Anna, stop.

Anna, what are you doing? What's wrong?

Anna, you rock!

Anna, you're beautiful, okay? But you're not her.

Anna!

Anna!

Anna!

Anna!

Anna!

Anna?

Anna.

Anna.

Anna.

Anna's friends decided to crash.

Anna's got a boyfriend.

Anna's never gonna use pi! Why is it called pi anyway?

Are you gonna get that?

Are you happy for your mommy?

Are you kidding? You think you can be me?

Are you listening to a word I'm saying?

Are you mad?

Are you serious?

Are you sick?

Author of "Through the Looking Glass,

B, 'D' squared times the sum of pi cubed

Bates. Elton Bates.

Bates. I've seen him before. Where have I seen him before?

Beautiful, independent woman,

Because Claudius usurped his father's throne.

Because he was a really great dad.

Because I'd like to know about it now.

Because I'm going on my honeymoon.

Because it will go down your throat

Because of our demanding and hectic...

Because she probably likes this guy, too.

Because they spend their time obsessing

Because we have too much fun fighting.

Bite me!

Boy, it's true. Youth is wasted on the young.

Break a leg.

Breathe. Deep breath.

But couldn't we borrow Anna for 20 minutes?

But he secretly likes your daughter.

But he's having a little trouble with bullies.

But he's having a problem applying himself,

But he's not your father.

But I don't know why I did that.

But I need to focus on my schoolwork,

But I was still really worried about my kids, Anna and Harry.

But I was wondering what you were doing

But I'm concerned, Doctor, that she and this boy might be,

But it will do nothing whatsoever to me.

But please.

But she rocks, doesn't she?

But she turned you down.

But tell us, what got you interested

But thanks anyway, Jason.

But then I got up.

But then...

But we'll forgive each other.

But why does this have to be World War III?

But you know how it is with school.

But you lied to me.

But you still haven't answered the fundamental question.

But, Mom.

But, you know, I mean, like her as your mom.

By what stretch of the imagination...

Bye, honey.

Bye.

Can I go?

Can I have a quad choc caramel latte?

Can't stand 'em.

Clearly, we're not switching back tonight.

Cold sore, cold sore.

Coleman.

Come here. Oh, sweetheart.

Come on, hurry!

Come on, Mom. Everyone's got one.

Come on, you rock harder than anyone I know.

Come on, you said it yourself.

Come on! Come on!

Come on! They'll let her retake the test!

Come on.

Communication. That's all it takes.

Cookie?

Cookie?

Cool. Guess we're done.

Could it be your career killing TV appearance,

Could you hold on one second?

Could you hold on?

Could you, like, chill for a sec?

Cuidado!

Cute shirt.

Darling.

Depressed.

Detention, but...

Did I pass out in here?

Did I say hello?

Did you give them the fortune cookie?

Did you make a move?

Divided by 'D' minus two."

Do something!

Do you have your permit?

Do you know him?

Do you like it?

Do you see what he does behind your back?

Do you see? Why do I bother telling you anything?

Do you see? Why do I bother telling you anything?

Do you think I could borrow my mother for just one minute?

Do you think that your surliness

Do you understand?

Do you want to know why adults are so tired all the time?

Do you, like, not want to get married now?

Dominated by one all powerful, ego tripping dictator.

Don't even think about it.

Don't let her see you.

Don't make me do this.

Don't make me hurt you.

Don't start with me.

Don't they make a big deal out of the rehearsal,

Don't treat me like your patients.

Don't worry. I would never let you down.

Don't you remember any of it? I know I do.

Don't you think that's rather important, too?

Don't you use that tone with me.

Dottie had her escorted from the building 10 minutes ago.

Dr. Coleman's office.

Earthquake, earthquake!

Earthquake!

Earthquake!

Earthquake! Save me!

Earthquake?

Earthquake.

Enough to know that you got an "F" in English today.

Enough with the drama.

Evan, I'm so sorry.

Evan!

Evan!

Evan.

Evan. Evan.

Evan. I knew that.

Even though my husband died.

Everyone? Harry, everyone has one.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Except he had hair.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Feet down.

For being such an insane control freak all the time.

For God's sake, you really need to find someone your own age.

For my flagrant disregard for anyone's feelings but my own.

Forget about that. We'll get her later.

Fresh air will do you good.

From C C D to C D C.

From right here in Los Angeles, let's give it up for Pink Slip!

From the fortune cookie.

Get a grip. I am not...

Get a room!

Get away, you clone freak!

Get away.

Get back here, you little.

Get out of my room!

Get out of the car. I'm driving.

Give me your hands.

Give your Grampy Doodle a big huggy buggy.

Glad you could make it.

Go get 'em!

Go get dressed.

Go on. Go.

Go, go, go, go!

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

God, your mom's cool.

God.

Good luck flunking.

Good luck, Anna.

Good morning. Hi.

Good thing, I guess.

Good to see you.

Good try!

Good, now we can hear.

Goodbye.

Got a surprise. You're gonna be happy with me.

Got it! Got it!

Grading is subjective.

Grandpa, could you pass the milk?

Grandpa, over here.

Grandpa, pass the milk!

Grandpa, pass the milk!

Grandpa!

Grandpa! Harry! No!

Great dress. Sexy.

Great.

Greet the day.

Griffith High School.

Halibut! Ew!

Hamlet.

Harry, could you settle down?

Harry, do you know who that is?

Harry, get down from the table this instant!

Harry, go get your own breakfast.

Harry!

Harry's very bright,

He definitely likes you for your mind.

He hasn't made his move yet because that wouldn't be cool.

He is a sweet boy.

He just looks for ways to torture me.

He likes me.

He must've followed us. Mom, what're we gonna do?

He'll be very sweet and gracious about it.

He'll fit in, you know what I mean?

He'll understand.

He's a friend of mine, Ryan.

He's fine.

He's gonna think I'm so stupid, I can't even put on a shirt.

He's just bopping around, doesn't know which way's up.

He's just nobody.

He's kind of a wimp.

He's not even looking.

He's totally looking.

Hello in there?

Hello, Anna.

Hello, hello.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? It was a Ducati.

Hello? It's called reading between the lines!

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Dr. Coleman.

Hello. Good morning.

Help me!

Her best friend probably isn't talking to her

Here you are, you little monster.

Here you go. You can wear my extra helmet.

Hey, Anna.

Hey, Dad, you're early!

Hey, Gramps.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey! You come back here.

Hey, I've got The Hives for you.

Hey, is Dr. Coleman coming out soon?

Hey, Mom, can I...

Hey, monkey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

Hey, take it easy, stud. Save it for the honeymoon.

Hey, Tessie!

Hey, there you are.

Hey, why don't you ask that girl to dance?

Hey! What happened?

Hey. How's it going?

Hi, Harry.

Hi, Mrs. Coleman. Congratulations on your big day.

Hi, Stacey.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. This is Dr. Dunn's office.

Hi. Welcome back.

Hold on. I need my glasses.

Hold still, honey, hold still.

Hon.

Honey, you gotta wake up.

Honey!

Honey!

Honey?

Honey.

Honor. It's not the wedding. It's the rehearsal.

House of Chang!

How about 10% off catering?

How can you entertain ideas about you and a woman her age?

How can you say I don't care? I'm not that guy.

How can you? Aren't you the maid of horror or something?

How do you feel about that?

How do you know that?

How many minutes are left?

How quickly I've been able to get over it.

How truly sorry I am

How was Anna today?

I am appalled at you two. I clearly said...

I am appalled Stacey would do something like that.

I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna.

I am calling to confirm your root canal appointment.

I am going to make one final attempt

I am not babysitting some 40 year old wack job.

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir.

I beg your pardon!

I beg your pardon?

I brought an early wedding present.

I can hear the "Hallelujah Chorus."

I can hold down the fort here for 20 minutes.

I can't believe it. It's Jake.

I can't believe you! You're ruining my life.

I can't do this.

I can't hear you!

I can't marry Ryan. Ew!

I can't...

I cannot fix it. Only you can fix it.

I checked. There's no service on the north side of the island.

I completely forgot!

I could go and take the exam for you.

I could never forget about you. I see you every day.

I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.

I didn't know what...

I didn't really even know the guy.

I didn't want to say anything.

I do not suck the fun out of everything.

I do?

I don't believe in physical contact

I don't even know how to do that.

I don't have to ask if my band means anything to you.

I don't know what this whole thing is.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why you never wear these. They're cute.

I don't know.

I don't remember reading any of this in your book.

I don't see anything.

I don't think Elton Bates will be giving me much trouble.

I don't think you're thrilled

I don't understand anything.

I don't wanna get married at 15!

I don't want my maid of honor looking like a harlot.

I don't want to know.

I feel like I know you.

I for one am not crazy.

I got you on.

I gotta go.

I gotta go.

I guess all I'm trying to say is, Ryan, welcome to our family.

I guess I was so happy,

I guess I'm gonna start the toasts.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll try and do better, Mom.

I guess you better hurry up.

I guess you're not ready yet.

I had some car trouble.

I had the class write an essay on who they admire most,

I have no idea.

I have to ask you to do something for me.

I have to go. Really, I just...

I hope so.

I just know the play.

I just needed a ride.

I just want to know her.

I knew that.

I know exactly what to say.

I know I got involved with my music,

I know it's not important to you

I know it's unconventional, okay?

I know my mother will understand.

I know you get nervous, but you're gonna be great.

I know your life is perfect.

I know, sweetie. It's a hard day.

I know! Me neither. I mean, get a bass player.

I know. I'm sorry.

I look like Stevie Nicks.

I love this song.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I mean I'm allowed because I'm old.

I mean the band.

I mean, have you never heard of takeout?

I mean, he's Hamlet.

I mean, he's short.

I mean, how do you feel about that?

I mean, I just thought we could play in the key of "rock"!

I mean, like, how could I, like, get an "F"?

I mean, not "like her" like her,

I mean, was she nice to you?

I mean, you know.

I might even read one of those books.

I most certainly am.

I must have missed it.

I need to talk to you right now.

I need you to tell Ryan you need to postpone the wedding.

I never pushed Anna because I want her to like me

I never would have thought about it that way.

I play my dad's old Telecaster.

I promise there will be serious consequences for her.

I really do want to understand, Anna!

I really don't want to get married.

I really have been stressing in school,

I said no salmon.

I saw what you did to Stacey's test.

I seriously doubt that.

I spoke to your principal.

I started reading your new book,

I think I'll go check on that duck.

I think that would be fairly pointless, but go ahead.

I think we can dispense with the drama.

I think you know I pay attention, Anna.

I think you're right.

I thought I was dying.

I thought I'd get the author to sign it.

I thought you said you needed a ride to work.

I thought your mom didn't want you on a bike.

I told you he wouldn't totally ruin your life!

I told you I wouldn't be able to call you on your honeymoon,

I tried to learn your solo, and I suck.

I want my body back.

I want my room back. I want my friends.

I want to eat whatever I want when I want.

I want to talk to her.

I want to talk to your mom.

I want you back here at 11:45 sharp.

I was just teaching Mom some new dance moves.

I was singing in the shower again.

I was thinking if you wanted, we could check it out.

I wasn't thinking about what's best for you and Harry.

I will go to school, and you will stay right...

I wish I wasn't.

I work here. Hey, I caught the show.

I wrote it.

I'd better...

I'd like that.

I'll be along in a minute.

I'll be nice.

I'll be there, too, if you want to come check.

I'll get it.

I'll give you one thing.

I'll give you one thing.

I'll grunge down.

I'll have to do that on the way home, and call the mechanic

I'll really, really try.

I'll suck the fun out of everything.

I'll take you.

I'll take your exam, and everything will be okay.

I'll watch the door.

I'm being selfless. Are you being selfless?

I'm dead?

I'm going to ask each one of you one question,

I'm going to get a little stud here, okay?

I'm gonna barf!

I'm gonna be available on my cellphone.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm gonna check out those Lakers.

I'm gonna give you three.

I'm imitating Mom. You should've seen her today!

I'm interested. Try me.

I'm merely a grown woman trapped in my daughter's body.

I'm moving out and never coming back ever, ever, ever again!

I'm not dead.

I'm not even Irish.

I'm not in detention. I work here.

I'm not really a prying kind of guy,

I'm old!

I'm ready for the test, Mr. Bates.

I'm serious! This guy's hot!

I'm sorry I'm the one thing in your life that isn't perfect!

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sure a high test would be simple for me.

I'm sure with a haircut you'd look presentable.

I'm the one who should be apologizing

I'm thinking of you, really.

I'm tone deaf.

I'm with you.

I've been dying to comb these rats out.

I've been seeing him every day for three years.

I've gotta get home.

I've gotta get home.

I've had a better week.

If and when you can explain...

If he loves me like I think he does, he'll wait, too.

If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?

If I were you, I would be thinking less about boys

If Ryan sees you here, it will blow everything.

If that's who you think I am, this is never gonna work.

If there was, she wouldn't be writing about it.

If you manage to alienate Ryan in my body.

If you think my life is perfect!

In a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence.

In front of your mom?

In terms of 'D' is equal to A, 'D' squared times the sum

In the physical and intellectual exhaustion

In the psych ward and a Thorazine drip.

Is he really seeing his father's ghost, or is he simply mad?

Is not gonna be focused on you.

Is the best way for you to get what you want?

Is there something you'd like to tell me?

Is this new? Am I gonna see you tomorrow?

Is this yours?

It needs to happen before the toasts and speeches.

It was a high school dance.

It will be fine.

It's "1984." How could anyone miss it?

It's 20 blocks!

It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism.

It's a once in a lifetime chance. Please.

It's about the audition! You're ruining my life!

It's been going off all day.

It's clear you think we're all noise.

It's disgusting.

It's early, but I think you are definitely in.

It's easy to be you.

It's exciting. Your music.

It's Jake.

It's just that I'm meeting thousands

It's just, when I look into your eyes...

It's me. Mom.

It's not even legal!

It's nothing, darling.

It's okay. She owes me.

It's really not like me. Honestly.

It's stupid to think about him, but I can't help it."

Its own kind of cool, new, little unit.

Its prize reflected in another's eyes.

Its prize reflected in another's eyes."

Jake, believe me, it is not me you like, it's Anna.

Jake, if you like me at all, you will just leave me alone.

Jake, stop!

Jake! Ooh, Jake!

Jake.

Just don't cancel the audition yet.

Just fake it.

Just give me the ride.

Just go act like Keith.

Just go out and act like Keith!

Just listen attentively, nod occasionally,

Just listen to us.

Just now on the phone.

Just please let him know that I love him.

Just pull up here. Mom, out of the car.

K l S S l N G.

Keith, right, yeah.

Kept hitting me with a volleyball.

Kinda. That's Jake.

Kiss?

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage

Leave 'em alone! They like it!

Let me at least give you a ride.

Let's get out of here.

Let's hit her.

Let's just say this cute guy asks you out.

Let's talk about what this is really about.

Let's talk. I want to understand.

Let's try to be selfless.

Like all your weird relatives coming to town?

Like cooking.

Like I didn't figure that out.

Like I'm going to take that bullet. Please!

Like that'll help you.

Like today, the one time Jake spoke to me, he totally...

Like, every day in this torture chamber.

Line 27.

Listen, do you think we could just rewind this whole thing

Listen, I feel really stupid.

Listen, I need you to give me a ride.

Look at me!

Look at you.

Look, Dr. Coleman, dude, I'm really sorry,

Look, girls... guys, if it were any other night.

Look, I don't know what's going on.

Look, I think something's happened to us.

Look, I'm a walrus.

Look, look, look.

Look, she signed my butt!

Love the hair.

Love.

Loved your book. I actually read this one.

Make good choices.

Makeup! Great stuff!

Mama!

Mama! What are you doing?

Man, you sure were great.

Marry the dude. Just don't make me do it.

Maybe just my face would be reassuring.

Maybe we are crazy.

Maybe you can calmly explain to me

Means absolutely nothing to you.

Meat loaf.

Mine.

Mister Dude, you rock!

Mmm!

Mom, did you see what happened to my door?

Mom, do what you want.

Mom, he is so awesome.

Mom, it's an earring!

Mom, look, I don't wanna talk about this now.

Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room.

Mom, stop shrinking me. It's not about Dad.

Mom, that's not fair.

Mom, what's wrong?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom?

Mom?

Mom.

Mom's dead.

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.

Mommy!

Mommy.

Mr. Bates, I don't understand this "F".

Mr. Bates, may I please speak with you?

Mr. Franelli, who is Fortinbras?

Mr. Waters, describe the character of Hamlet.

Mrs. Coleman!

Mrs. Coleman?

Mrs. Coleman.

Ms. Coleman.

My cereal.

My first french fry in eight years.

My first wedding went like this, you know.

My God, he's coming over. Say hi.

My grade is final.

My hair. It's gone!

My patients are not going to pay $ 150 an hour

Never cared?

Never cared?

Never, because she's an insane, psycho freak.

New the****utic technique. Switching points of view.

Nice.

Nice.

No big deal.

No mom who listens to The Vines would punish anybody.

No one could ever take the place of her dad...

No time. I've got my sweater on.

No way!

No way. I'm not answering that thing again.

No way. Unh unh.

No, I don't, not if you're gonna put me in this role.

No, I really can't.

No, it has to be halibut.

No, it's okay. I unplugged you.

No, just the playing!

No, Kevin.

No, listen, I can see you're not ready for this.

No, no, no.

No, no. I have a wedding rehearsal.

No, no. I have to...

No, not exactly.

No, Pei Pei, we have a caterer.

No, they don't.

No, this cover's a classic.

No, wait, it's breathing.

No, we're not going anywhere.

No, you may not touch the power tools.

No, you're the exciting one. The musical one.

No! You have to disappear!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Boris.