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Hubie Halloween

Hubie Halloween

Hubie Halloween, released in 2020, is a comedy film directed by Steven Brill and produced by Adam Sandler's production company, Happy Madison Productions. The film follows the story of Hubie Dubois, played by Adam Sandler himself, a quirky and good-hearted but often ridiculed man who loves Halloween and serves as the self-appointed Halloween monitor of his hometown, Salem, Massachusetts.

The cast list of Hubie Halloween includes a star-studded ensemble of comedic actors. Alongside Sandler, the film features Julie Bowen as Violet Valentine, a love interest of Hubie, and Ray Liotta as Mr. Landolfa, a suspicious neighbor. Additionally, we see Kevin James as Sergeant Steve Downey, an eccentric police officer, and Steve Buscemi as Walter Lambert, a creepy neighbor with a dark secret. Rob Schneider, Maya Rudolph, Shaquille O'Neal, and Ben Stiller also make memorable appearances in the film.

Hubie Halloween revolves around the crazy events that unfold in Salem during Halloween when an escaped criminal, played by Rob Schneider, starts wreaking havoc in the town. As chaos ensues, Hubie takes it upon himself to investigate and save his beloved town, even though he is often dismissed and mocked by his fellow residents.

The film offers a delightful mix of slapstick humor, silly gags, and witty one-liners that are characteristic of Adam Sandler's comedic style. The humor often revolves around Hubie's naivety and clumsiness, providing plenty of laughs throughout the movie. However, beneath the lighthearted humor, the film also explores themes of kindness, acceptance, and the importance of standing up for oneself and others—a valuable lesson wrapped in the shenanigans of Halloween festivities.

The soundtrack of Hubie Halloween features a selection of popular songs, both nostalgic tunes and new releases, that perfectly complement the Halloween spirit of the film. From classics like Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" to more recent hits like "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish, the soundtrack adds an extra layer of excitement to the movie. It captures the essence of Halloween and serves as a perfect backdrop for the humorous and spooky adventures in Salem.

If you're a fan of Hubie Halloween and want to relive the hilarious moments or immerse yourself in the Halloween vibes, you can play and download the film's sounds right here. Whether it's comedy skits, funny dialogues, or haunting tunes, this collection of sounds will transport you back to the wacky world of Hubie Dubois and his Halloween adventures in Salem.

In conclusion, Hubie Halloween is a delightful comedy film that perfectly blends Halloween ambiance, humor, and heartwarming messages. With its star-studded cast, witty jokes, and catchy soundtrack, the film is an entertaining watch for both Adam Sandler fans and lovers of Halloween. So grab some popcorn, get into the spooky spirit, and join Hubie on his hilarious and heartwarming journey through Salem.

A guy from your neck of the woods.
A luncheon at the, uh, Captain's Table on Foster Street. Thank you.
A question. How would I go about getting the information to you?
A werewolf.
A wise decision.
Abort. The killer's cell phone is in your house!
About an hour ago, I got a strange report
Actually, I had a good time with you guys after all.
Actually, I think she might have a little something for you, Hubie.
After I laughed it off as usual, I got a call from the kid's mother.
Ah, Officer Steve. You always had it going on.
Ah! No! Ah!
Ah! Oh!
Ah! The dead speak!
Ah.
Ah...
Ain't nobody say nothin' 'bout your big ass mama.
All right, Blake. I got it. Thank you.
All right, guys. Take care. I'll miss you.
All right, we gotta get these guys back to the mental institution.
All right!
All right.
All right. First of all, we're not gonna use code names.
All right. It's here if you want it.
All right. Let's go see if we can get ourselves a confession.
Almost, like, an hour now.
Also, happy Valentine's Day.
Also…
Always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself.
Always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself.
Always, Hubie.
Am I your special someone, Mom?
And a few blocks over, we got a street fair.
And all other related Halloween activities.
And all the candy that was part of the tower before it collapsed,
And also, Lambert's real name is Nick Hudson. Yeah. Walter Lambert
And didn't you testify against him, Steve?
And enjoy the last half hour of Halloween under the covers.
And every time I walk into a room, I feel silly.
And frequent caller, Hubie Dubois. And have a safe and fun time.
And happy Halloween.
And have your costumes all picked out.
And he responds with humor and... and kindness.
And I am so proud at how hard you work
And I got a lot of real issues on my plate.
And I just haven't been myself these past few days.
And I know he would get a great chuckle out of this.
And I look like a California raisin?
And I love the Wicked Witch costume. It's classic.
And I think we are gonna dehydrate. Let's break that up.
And I think you've been eating too many of your own boogers, Dan.
And I wanna press your face against that radiator!
And I was gonna take poor Peanut
And I'm not gonna let no high school peckerhead jeopardize that.
And if you get dirt on my good funeral shoes again,
And it's gonna be a great day in Salem. Right, Jenna Thomas?
And it's October 31st, which is a special day across the country,
And it's pretty obvious. What are you guys doing for Halloween?
And just hope that whoever you cuddling isn't a madman.
And lock this door! No matter what, don't answer it!
And looks like we're neighbors.
And my mom's at work, so I kind of run the house when she's gone.
And my son did her one better. He just saved four ungrateful jackasses.
And now, Wake Up Boston's Tracy Phillips is live with the Mayor of Salem,
And Red Riding Hood.
And she asked to dedicate a special song to Hubie.
And since I struck out with you, I'm gonna take it out on him.
And so, another Halloween has come to Salem.
And stay out!
And that is a boner on my part.
And that word is…
And the cutest couple would have been Violet and Hubie.
And the cutest couple would have been Violet and Hubie.
And the driver was...
And the most important thing is
And the one and only Mr. Walter Lambert.
And then he bit me, and I became a werewolf.
And then I heard poor Peanut make a God awful squeal.
And this is chicken gumbo with a hair dryer.
And watch out for all kinds of freaky things
And watch out. It's always the quiet ones who get the most naughty.
And we all need that special someone.
And what's the code word again? Over.
And why am I doing that?
And why would God do this to such good people?
And you drop that log right here.
And you gotta love the old school ghost you got working over there.
And you know what that means. Halloween in Salem is in full effect.
And you're expecting some pretty impressive crowds here this evening.
And you're in my world now.
And your butt just made some room.
And… action!
And… today, did you...
Announce yourself!
Answer the door if it's a trick or treater.
Any idea of someone who might have a thing for you, or…
Anyone in town who seems like they might actually enjoy talking to you.
Anyway, I saw something earlier.
Anyway, we came over here to tell you that there's no lost kid.
Anyway, you take care, Hubie. All right?
Are here to make sure that kids without parents end up with a mom anyways.
Are those pee stains?
Are we even going the right way?
Are you a human being, or are you a moon crazed beast
Are you here to protect me from this weirdo man that's trying to hit on me?
Are you hittin' on me?
Are you still mad at me?
As a trained volunteer, I've been asked to initiate spot checks.
As in, secretly dropping by the corn maze earlier tonight?
As you can see, we're already setting up our world famous Halloween parade.
As you know, I'm a longtime listener, and I always respect the advice you give
Asshole!
Attention, first through sixth graders.
Attention, haunted house patrons.
Aurora?
AUU stands for "Auxiliary Undercover Unit."
Baby, this is Hubie Dubois.
Bad news, gang.
Be careful today.
Be careful, guys! Safety first!
Bearded, human ogre when I could have been with you.
Because a fine young man was abducted under my watch.
Because I'm not gonna tell her that you're out here playing Romeo
Because if so, that is incredibly sick.
Before you go?
Blake, I need you to go out to 59 Elm.
Boners that I wish I could get back now.
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boobie! What are you doing?
Boy, that nickname spread like warm peanut butter.
Boy, that was quite a tumble you took there, fella.
Burn him!
Buster, my baby!
But do you have any silver bullets?
But Hubie uses big words, and they come out so natural for him.
But I guess that's why you're a hero.
But I guess that's why you're a hero.
But I happen to be an excellent listener if you want to, you know,
But I think you guys got a connection problem.
But I was going to get popcorn earlier,
But it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce malicious intent.
But it's given me time to be introspective.
But most especially in Salem, America's unofficial Halloween capital.
But now I know that you're ready to spread your wings and fly without me.
But remember, you cannot contact us, no matter how dire the emergency.
But Salem needs me.
But sounds like a good idea to cuddle up with someone special
But that don't mean the fun stops for all of us.
But the spooky preparations are in full swing around here.
But the spooky vibes are gettin' heavy, baby.
But then I cried in my squad car for about half an hour.
But there was a commotion, and I did not ignore it. And...
But there's a situation going on here!
But this year, you're gonna have to find that bravery that's deep within you.
But to me,
But tonight, I have failed massively.
But we must stay out of the danger zone.
But what has to be done, has to be done.
But what he does have is hope.
But what if I can't get her to confess? Over.
But what kid would wanna pet a pig that look like that?
But you can sprinkle some on top of your cereal.
But, my little Halloweenies, we can all still celebrate
By the way, I wanted to say that I'm sorry
By the way, my mom was talking about you tonight.
Bye, guys! Bye bye!
Call the hotline.
Called home. None of 'em picked up.
Can one of you tell me why?
Can you guys stop kissing and check out our costumes?
Can you help me down?
Can you trace it now?
Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos.
Catch this!
Catching some Z's, huh?
Code word is pumpkin.
Coffee?
Come here!
Come on over here and let me punch your mom in the face!
Come on, baby.
Come on! Come on!
Come to me.
Coming from my house, it's nothing to be concerned about.
Condolences, by the way.
Cooky!
Could any of you take the abuse you dish out to my Hubie?
Could it be because you feel threatened?
Could not have happened to a nicer woman.
Could you possibly point me in the direction of this strange vehicle?
Could you say the same?
Cut your gizzards off. That's what I should do.
Dad? Is that you?
Damn him and his hope!
Dan, Louise, let's table this discussion for a moment, okay?
Danger is afoot.
Danielle!
Danielle! Cooky!
Danielle! Mom isn't home yet, and I can't find Tommy. I'm scared.
David Benson, and... Tracy, you went with Harley Quinn, too?
Did anybody get...
Did that darn skeleton frighten you again, Hubie?
Did that turn you on?
Did that turn you on?
Did we just fall for the old Frankenstein trick?
Did you go pee pee while you sleepy, huh?
Did you hear about the Andersons?
Did you hear anything or see anything unusual last night?
Did you lose your thermos or some shit?
Did you make a messy?
Did you see how scared Scooby was when that car started moving?
Did you send backup to my residence to have eyes on my mother? Over.
Did you suddenly get cool?
Did you try to show me just how much you love me?
Didn't I see you on Union Street a couple of hours ago trick or treating?
Dig in.
Disrespectful?
Do not be fearful, little one!
Do you know the quickest way to Wallace Orchard?
Do you like him?
Do you understand me, Tommy? That's why I'm putting this family on lockdown.
Does Mom know you're still alive?
Don't call me.
Don't do this to me. Hubie, I'll be your friend forever!
Don't kill me.
Don't worry, we'll find Tommy.
Dude, I would never even consider your sister in that way.
Ears are in open position.
Eat some shit!
Eh, my whole life.
Eighty five percent of the tourism dollars spent in this town
Even though this is Halloween, and even though I know this is...
Even to those who are being cruel to you.
Everybody knows who he is.
Ew!
Excuse me, excuse me, Bride of Skankenstein. Yeah, thank you.
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me. Smokers for chokers.
Father Dave. My childhood friend, Richie Hartman.
Fifty Nine Elm Street. Check on it.
First off, there's no salary.
First, Mike Mundi. Now, Mr. Landolfa.
For my attitude yesterday at the deli counter.
Frankenstein!
Frankenstein!
Freeze, Mrs. Dubois!
From beyond the grave, grave, grave?
From the film Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
G ghost?
Get him!
Get us out of here! Help!
Ghost!
Give me a half pound of roast beef.
Give them something to do while they're waiting.
Give to the less fortunate. Does anyone know what less fortunate is?
Go get candy, baby.
Go, go, go.
Go!
God rest his soul.
God would want this.
God, I love the way you phrase things.
Good luck!
Good morning!
Good night. Please keep the fishnets for fishing next year.
Good people? All those two ever did was abuse you, man.
Good to see you. Happy Halloween.
Got some spaghetti and meatballs for ya.
Got ya!
Got you, O'Doyle!
Great, Freddie Mercury.
Great. Start there.
Guess how much? Fifty cents!
Guys, let's get him!
Ha ha ha!
Halloween central.
Halloween's upon us!
Hang on, baby.
Hang on! All right.
Happens every year!
Happy Halloween to all! And to all, a good fright!
Happy Halloween.
Hartman?
Hasn't had any sex.
Have a happy Halloween tomorrow, Hubie.
Have a round of applause, everyone.
Have a seat, man.
Have counted up your candy corns and are gettin' ready for bed.
Have fun with that.
Have fun, Pubes.
Have you?
He actually never made it home.
He can weather all of your insults and your thrown objects,
He doesn't strike me as a forgive and forget type.
He flew like 25 feet!
He never died?
He said it was an honor to be arrested by a Muppet.
He worked hard every single day of his life.
He's courteous, he's cheerful, he's considerate.
He's helpful.
He's so… Hubie!
Hello, Hubes. What did you do wrong?
Hello, my witches and warlocks.
Hello, Webster Elementary School.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Help, Hubie!
Help!
Her? And you?
Here again to talk about Halloween safety
Here she comes.
Here, Walter.
Here's some Happy Halloween word searches I printed out.
Here's what I'm thinkin'. Name Richie Hartman ring a bell?
Hey, coffee boy.
Hey, Hubie!
Hey, I just wanted to give you a heads up.
Hey, I'm home.
Hey, Karen.
Hey, Mr. Pubois.
Hey, no. I talk to my girlfriend all the time.
Hey, pimples!
Hey, Pubie! Give me back my cat!
Hey, Steve. It's Kenny Fonda with the Westford PD.
Hey, Tommy, hey!
Hey, whoa! I'm sorry. Come on, I couldn't resist.
Hey, you got Sergeant Downey.
Hey, you quakin' in your boots?
Hey!
Hey! Easy, Mikey. My sister's a freshman.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey. What can I get you guys?
Hi, David. Hi, Tracy.
Hi, Hubie. What school do you go to?
Hi, I like... I wanna make a request, please?
Hi.
Hi. Can I get a black coffee?
Hilarious.
His arms were very, very hairy.
His best quality is this.
His name…
His shirt was torn up. He was barking at the moon.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Yeah. Well, maybe after my mom comes home, I'll... I'll try to swing by.
Hold your fire until my command.
Hold your fire until my command.
Homeboy. Are you okay, man?
Hoo ah!
How 'bout you thank the man?
How 'bout you thank the man?
How can I help you?
How did you do this?
How did you get to be so badass?
How is sucking on fake fingers supposed to turn me on?
How old are you?
How we doin', ladies?
How we doing, guys?
How would somebody detect such a situation?
Hubie Dubois is probably the nicest guy in this town.
Hubie Dubois!
Hubie Dubois! Is that you?
Hubie Dubois.
Hubie Dubois.
Hubie hasn't had a lot of sex.
Hubie just saved your lives, and you treat him like this.
Hubie, do be mine.
Hubie, do be… careful.
Hubie, how long have you lived in Salem?
Hubie, I've been in love with you since the first grade.
Hubie, nice little sash you got on there. What is that, monitor?
Hubie, please, get us out of here!
Hubie, that's gas!
Hubie, there's something wrong with your mom!
Hubie, what was that?
Hubie, you need to turn down your radio.
Hubie!
Hubie!
Hubie!
Hubie!
Hubie!
Hubie!
Hubie?
Hubie.
Hubie.
Hubie. It's funny seeing you here.
Hubie. Yeah.
Hubie's smart, has nice hair, and sex hope.
Huh?
Huh. That's quite commendable.
I acted like I didn't hear him.
I ain't doin' that.
I am a member of the AUU. This is what I was trained to do.
I am actually doing a follow up on a classified situation.
I am chaperoning my daughter's field trip.
I am not a ghost, but I play one on TV.
I am your father, and I demand some respect.
I assure you can arrest me right afterwards.
I busted a guy for DWI last week, and, uh…
I can't believe it's finally Halloween.
I can't believe that I spent three years with a self confident for no reason,
I can't believe this.
I cannot, in good faith, allow you to hurt another soul tonight,
I did call the hotline 100 times,
I do have a girlfriend. She lives up in Canada.
I don't have an Internet, so I'm not up on my latest abbreviations.
I don't know his name. The goofy idiot from the supermarket deli.
I don't know if I like you much better now.
I don't know.
I don't know. I thought I saw you hold open your bag to get some candy.
I don't know. It was a noise!
I don't know. That sounds like a big boner.
I don't really believe in keeping track of that kind of thing, Hubie.
I don't think anything.
I don't wanna do this.
I don't want Mom to get home and see that Tommy left us by ourselves.
I don't. Who is he? One of your boyfriend?
I dropped out three years ago. Shut up.
I faked it for the doctors, but I'm really just dumb.
I feel a lot of pressure to be cool all the time.
I feel bad for him.
I feel bad you got yourself in even more trouble just to save me.
I feel like you're the second most frequent caller we get.
I felt my purpose was to make sure everybody
I found a ticket to the drive in at the scene.
I get that feeling every time I leave the house, Mom.
I give you free hot water for your dehydrated soup sometimes.
I got a great idea.
I gotta say, it's pretty impressive how long he's been a loser.
I guess my radio voice throws people off sometimes.
I had this nightmare I was talking to an idiot.
I have a feeling something's going to happen.
I have never felt sexually fulfilled.
I have to make it good for you before I go.
I heard a voice in the sewer.
I heard him scream, "Help!" Then he started crying.
I heard some odd noises when I was walking by.
I heard you can't hold it in.
I hope you're ready for tomorrow night and all the spooky things that frighten.
I hope you've made all the necessary preparations.
I just always wanted to be as nice as you, Mom.
I just broke up with my Canadian girlfriend.
I just get scared.
I just wanna say happy Halloween to everybody in Salem.
I just wanted to tell you that I have been in love with you since second grade.
I knew I liked you, freshman. Come on.
I know I am.
I know that howl.
I know you do.
I know you said if there was a commotion, I should ignore it.
I know.
I know.
I like it. What are you? A Muppet, right?
I lost my hair 20 years ago,
I love you!
I mean, the good news is you're still alive. I was...
I mean…
I met the fellow who moved into the Andersons' house next door.
I met the fellow who moved into their home. A Walter Lambert.
I never really told anybody.
I only remember that name because there is something off about his tombstone.
I pissed on a tombstone, pissed on the street.
I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacities
I really wasn't feeling myself.
I said I would clean it up! It's not a big deal!
I saw 'em coming through the Old McMillan shortcut.
I saw Andy O'Doyle buying suspiciously massive amount of eggs and toilet paper.
I saw the man destroy his home earlier today.
I say, "Marco." You say, "Polo." Marco!
I should've left with the others, 'cause I have no idea where I am.
I suggest we cancel the fireworks show immediately.
I swear to God, if you jump out of one of these bushes,
I think he means a lycanthrope.
I think I saw a little kid get lost in the Corn Maze.
I think so. Is he a good guy?
I think we'll all get in really big trouble for that.
I think we're good!
I think you got the problem.
I thought I was your best friend.
I took the liberty to print up some happy Halloween word searches.
I wa...
I want to be honest with you. Might not be a good year for it.
I was diagnosed with dyslexia in the eighth grade.
I was in love with our teacher.
I was there.
I was wondering, Violet, do you think perhaps that we can...
I was.
I wish it was you that was knifed up instead of peanut.
I would have asked you out.
I would keep for myself.
I would like to speak with the human being that is deep down below your fur.
I would never hurt you.
I'd recognize that voice anywhere. You look exactly how I pictured you.
I'll be okay.
I'll give you a head start in the name of romance.
I'm a dentist. I help people!
I'm a little short handed tonight,
I'm asexual, but that girl's making me hella horny.
I'm coming!
I'm feeling emotional.
I'm fine. Is that a new shirt?
I'm getting a location. Steve, look at this.
I'm gonna bury one up your butt.
I'm gonna do what I do every October 31st.
I'm gonna invite you and Mom over for dinner once I get my kitchen set up,
I'm gonna kick your ass for this, Lester.
I'm gonna punch you in the face!
I'm gonna stop you there, young lady.
I'm guessing…
I'm jealous of Hubie being able to be himself.
I'm just kidding. One black coffee.
I'm looking forward to hearing your real voice.
I'm making the kids' costumes out of tinfoil
I'm officiating a funeral.
I'm sensin' a big "but" coming.
I'm so sorry I left guys. I'm so glad you're okay.
I'm sorry about before. In the basement.
I'm sorry, son. I just...
I'm sorry. I didn't recognize him.
I'm sorry. I don't know why I said Pubie. It just came out.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mommy. This is my fault.
I'm sure he's been there the whole time. Without a doubt.
I'm talking to you, Violet Valentine.
I'm truly sorry.
I'm Walter!
I'm working all night, okay?
ID? I don't…
If she picks up, we can implicate her that way.
If the mayor can do it, so can you.
If you brought me a Kit Kat bar.
If you can hear me, please call out so I can determine your whereabouts!
If you can play the theme song
If you don't fight back, the bullies never stop.
If you ever hear some commotion
If you feel like you've done all you can, or you feel like you're in danger,
If you hadn't bought that cheap Ikea stuff and put it together with a butter knife!
Illuminate me.
In any way whatsoever. And...
In case he gets sentimental for his hometown.
In fact, it's important that you don't.
In the garbage can directly outside Town Hall.
In the what?
Indeed it is, Tracy.
Instead of watching your two little sisters.
Is a silver bullet right between the eyes.
Is anyone out there? Sound off!
Is anyone out there? Sound off!
Is he inside your feces?
Is just some name that he got off a tombstone on his way into town.
Is Salem's Official Volunteer Halloween Helper,
Is that Michael Mundi you're eating right now?
Is that the first girl you ever talked to, Pubie?
Is that where you live?
Is the fight over? Did I win?
Is there somebody watching us right now?
Is Walter Lambert.
It almost made me forget that I buried my father today.
It comes and goes.
It is very painful. It's...
It just breaks my heart.
It looks like you made that sash from one of your mother's scarves.
It pisses me off.
It was fun. Hope we do it again next year. Give a hoot, don't pollute.
It was funny, 'cause not many people know where that shortcut is.
It was on purpose?
It's a pleasure, Hubie. I'll tell you what.
It's a prepaid phone.
It's a shame what they've done to your lawn!
It's actually pretty sweet, isn't it?
It's been your favorite holiday since you were knee high.
It's fun working with you, always.
It's gonna be a full moon, so the monsters will be out.
It's kind of like a Swiss Army thermos. I made it when I was in the Scouts.
It's kinda evil, but stick with me.
It's nine o'clock in Salem, which means all you trick or treaters
It's not a costume.
It's not even dark yet here in Salem,
It's not pathetic.
It's on.
It's Sunday, dumb ass.
It's that one.
It's the best news I ever heard in my life.
It's time.
It's your ghoulish DJ Aurora.
Janet at the library has not been herself lately.
Janitor, some drunk guy dressed as Captain Underpants
Just do your job. No breaks on Halloween.
Just know that I'll always love you.
Just look at him!
Just me and a friend of mine, Richie Hartman. When I was a kid,
Just me.
Just playing.
Just pumpkin.
Just some fun pissing stuff, you know.
Just that you are nice.
Just threw up in the jail exhibit.
Know what? I don't want the roast beef.
Lambert and Hartman have been in custody during the whole Landolfa disappearance.
Lambert broke out about a month ago, and then Hartman broke out yesterday
Landolfa did go back into the haunted house to look for Hubie.
Last night, I thought I felt a little draft. So…
Last one. Sorry.
Leave public property? I don't see that happening.
Leave. Or I'll beat you with a tire iron.
Lester!
Lester!
Lester!
Let him speak. He's a human being!
Let me tell you what it entails, okay?
Let them know you're staying at a friend's. That's for you.
Let's break this down. Did it sound like this?
Let's just go back, Danielle.
Let's take a look.
Liar! Lucifer!
Like Kenny Rogers', is to make sure there's great tunes on the radio
Like, I made a big boner in math class.
Listen to me. It's time to worry about yourself.
Listen, give me a minute head start,
Listen, I am a fan of a Halloween zinger as much as the next guy, but…
Lock your doors! Make sure you don't open them!
Look at these nerds.
Look who's here.
Look, I know it was just a pig.
Looking out for the community. That's important.
Looks like a dummy.
Ma! He's an idiota, deficiente!
Ma! Ma!
Ma. Ma.
Make sure every citizen in this town is safe and protected.
Mama!
Marco!
May I?
Maybe a glass of Chardonnay?
Maybe if I wasn't such a scaredy cat like mom was sayin',
Maybe sometime you and I could possibly…
Maybe you should go as a butt faced, red haired piece of dog puke
Maybe you've had enough bike riding for one day.
Megan McNally, you like underclassmen?
Megan, you call your parents.
Messing with Shoobie Dubois. A Salem tradition.
Michael Mundi in the house!
Michael Mundi.
Michael Mundi.
Michael? Michael!
Miss Glennon?
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Feels exactly the same, too. We got Hubie Dubois spying on everybody.
Mm mmm. 'Cause you're, like, three times my age, okay?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Havin' a nightmare about your hairdo.
Mmm…
Mmm… I only have 30 left.
Mom!
Mommy, I would've been satisfied if you put itching powder in their sleeping bag.
Mommy! No! Help me, Mommy!
Monster!
Move quickly and quietly toward the exits.
Mr. Dubois!
Mr. Dubois!
Mr. Dubois? Hello!
Mr. Hennessy! Mr. Hennessy!
Mr. Hennessy. How's night school?
Mr. Lamb...
Mr. Lambert, you're better than that.
Mr. Lambert!
Mr. Lambert! Get over here!
Mr. Lambert?
Mr. Lambert?
Mr. Lambert?
Mr. Lambert? Mr. Lambert?
Mr. Lambert.
Mr. Lambert.
Mr. Lambert.
Mr. Lambert.
Mr. Lambert.
Mr. Lambert.
Mr. Landolfa…
Mr. Mayor Dubois, let's get you downtown.
Mr. O'Doyle.
Mrs. Banerjee and I went to the thrift store today.
Mrs. Hennessy.
Mrs. Phillips, I'll be with you in a minute.
Muah! Muah!
My brother in law once said that I had no ambition.
My dad, you know, he died unexpected,
My eyes are on fire!
My family's been a part of Salem for, uh, going back to the witch trials.
My father passed away a couple of years ago.
My God, it's just... It's just a little kid!
My grandma gave him his first titty twister.
My great great great great great grandmother laid down her life,
My mom wouldn't break up the furniture
My name is Hubie Dubois, and I am here to tell you that Halloween is fun,
My parents got me a royal princess dress from the Disney Store.
My whole life,
Negative! Request armed units to that vicinity. Over.
Never mind that. Cop a squat.
Nice observation, toolbox! Now get us out of this!
Nice to meet you, Walter.
No clue.
No one's lost?
No, I definitely don't.
No, I don't want some s...
No, I would never hurt anybody. I...
No, it was good to get out of that place for a while.
No, it's a good thing. I mean, not for him so much,
No, ma'am.
No, this is good.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! I was just practicing yelling, Mom. Everything's good.
No! It wasn't an accident.
No! No way!
No! No, no, no, no!
No! Oh, God!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. But there is a number that needs to be dialed immediately.
No. Give.
No. He... You know, he's just...
No. He's a grown man. I've known him since kindergarten.
No. It's Tommy, Violet Valentine's son.
Nobody gives a crap!
Nope. That's...
Northern section. Ontarionto.
Not a costume? Okay. My boner.
Not anymore.
Not cool! Not cool! Not cool!
Not if I find you first!

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