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Caddyshack (1980) Caddyshack is a classic comedy film released in 1980 that showcases the hilarious escapades and antics at

Caddyshack (1980)

Caddyshack is a classic comedy film released in 1980 that showcases the hilarious escapades and antics at Bushwood Country Club. Directed by Harold Ramis, the star-studded cast includes Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, and Ted Knight. The movie revolves around the clash between the snobby members and the misfit caddies. It is filled with memorable one-liners, absurd situations, and unforgettable comedic performances. To relive the laughter or discover the movie's iconic sounds, you can play and download them here.

A gopher!
A gopher? Where?
A looper?
A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper...
A lot you fucking know, D'Annunzio!
A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
Actually, Judge, I think it's up to us to pick a substitute.
Ahoy, polloi. What did you just come from, a Scotch ad?
Ain't that right, sir?
Al built our condo in Palm Beach.
Al, if you keep busting your hump 16, 20 hours a day...
Albert Einstein gave me this.
All he needed was a little time and some practice.
All right, everybody. It's time to christen the sloop!
All right, kid, take your time.
All right, kids! Rise and shine! Let's go, everybody!
All right, maybe you are a little bit.
All right, place your bets! Here we are!
All right, show yourself, you little varmint!
All right, Smails, that's 80 grand. Now fork it over!
All right! Let's move out. We've got golfers waiting.
All right! You've got it!
All right. I'll be right up.
All right. Stand up!
All right. Well, I'm still willing to marry you!
An underachiever.
And he called me a baboon. Thinks I'm his wife.
And he says, Oh, there won't be any money...
And I say, Hey! Lama!
And I'll take Ty.
And kiss his ass!
And put on some weight, will you?
And tell the cook this is low grade dog food.
And that's all she wrote.
And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy!
And this is your saliva line.
And you're rather...
And... when you're finished...
Another Rob Roy, Bishop?
Anything would be good. Well, I'm going to clean this up.
Anything. Who's your decorator? Benihana?
Anything. Who's your decorator? Benihana?
Anyway, the good Lord would never disrupt the...
Are we still having tea?
Are we waiting for these guys?
Are you flipping out?
Are you going out with me tonight, Maggie?
Are you going to eat your fat?
Are you kidding? When I was your age,
Are you my pal?
Are you religious or something?
Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property...
At the end of his four years, the last semester, he was kicked out.
Aw, forget about it. I'm just kidding.
Aye, sir! Very clear, sir!
Back!
Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word respect!
Be the ball.
Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!
Bishop Pickering, Dr. Beeper, this is my niece, Lacey Underall.
Bless this ship and all who sail on her.
Bob Hope.
Both of them.
Brown nose!
But I am studying this stuff, so I know it... you know... like...
But, seriously, no b. S...
Buy Bushwood! You...?!
By height.
By the way, what did Mr. Webb shoot this morning?
Caddyshack!
Can I have a drop? Just a drop... myself?
Can I have a word with you? In private.
Can I say something to you?
Can I use your phone? I have a call.
Can you give me a ruling on this?
Can you make a shoe smell?
Cannonball it right back...
Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack.
Certainly, Your Eminency.
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
Colored boy?
Come on out, Noonan!
Come on, girls! Enough with the hair!
Come on, honey. Let's go, huh? How are you, boys?
Come on, Maggie. You're just saying that.
Come on! I'm asking.
Come on! One more hole!
Come on. You're an ace. Everybody knows it!
Come to Carl, varmint.
Come work with me. You can bus tables.
Condos over there! Plenty of parking.
Could be in the market... or on a game show.
Couldn't we just arm wrestle or something?
Cut that off!
Daddy wanted to broaden me.
Damn your eyes, man!
Damn!
Danny is an employee of the club.
Danny saw me naked!
Danny. I'm going to give you a little advice.
Dead people? They don't want to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right?
Depends on what's underneath.
Did you brush your teeth?
Did you get out yesterday?
Do you have a pool?
Do you know we're giving another caddy scholarship this year?
Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?
Do you know what I just saw?
Do you know what the Lama says?
Do you mind, sir? I'm trying to tee off.
Do you take drugs?
Dog food? I'll show him dog food!
Don't count that! I was interfered with.
Don't do it, kid!
Don't do it! I didn't do that!
Don't even think about it!
Don't go to any trouble.
Don't let me down, Billy!
Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders.
Don't play games with me.
Don't put yourself down, Al.
Don't smile at me a lot, okay?
Don't touch it!
Don't worry about this one. If you miss it, we lose.
Don't worry. It's good luck.
Don't you have homes?
Don't you see it?
Doodie!
Double turds!
Driver, please.
Duck?
Eighty thousand dollars!
Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!
Every day.
Excellency... fiddlesticks!
Excellent round, son!
Fifty bucks more says he eats it.
Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose.
Find your center.
Fine shot.
Fine! $40,000 apiece!
Fire her up.
Five on Mr. Czek.
Fooling around on the course. Bad language.
For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.
For not being pregnant!
For this young Cinderella who has come out of nowhere,
Fore!
Forget it. I didn't think you'd understand.
Forty thousand dollars... Billy!
Four or five.
Freeze, gopher!
Full steam ahead! Over there. I want to go over there!
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!
Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!
Gentlemen, this match is all even. Final hole. Doctor, you are away.
Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against club practice...
Get a tow truck over here and have it hauled away immediately!
Get back there! What do you think you're doing? Get off of here!
Get back, you idiot!
Give me a coke.
Give me some.
Give me the Mets and three and I'll take the Yankees even.
Give me this. Take it easy, will you, Ty?
Go ahead. It's nothing.
Go ahead. Right back.
Go do it now! No more slacking off!
Go for it.
Golf? Nixon plays golf.
Good luck, sucker.
Good. So what's the problem?
Goodness...
Gophers! Gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Got to do my doctor thing.
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.
Great grammar.
Guess I'm a little overdressed, huh?
Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
Gunga galunga Gunga gunga la gunga.
Have you heard the latest one...
He almost killed my wife with his damn club!
He can't work and play, particularly in something as illegal as this!
He decided to go to college instead.
He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama. Long!
He looks like Dick Cavett.
He made a fortune in physics.
He said there were only two girls and they were both nuns.
He tried to choke me! You saw it.
He was a brown nose, Lou! You hated him.
He was a funny guy.
He was hungry.
He went for four years. Did pretty well.
He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
He'll never play golf again...
He's a Cinderella boy.
He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny.
He's about 455 yards away. He's going to hit about a two iron, I think.
He's going to get that training bra back here real soon. Who's in here?
He's got a beautiful back swing. That's... oh! He got out of that one!
He's got about 195 yards left, and...
He's got to be pleased with that. The crowd is on its feet here.
He's not a member, Grandma. He's a caddy!
He's not going to work at the lumber yard!
He's on his final hole.
He's out.
Hear nothing. Feel nothing.
Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel.
Here you are, kid. Park my car. Get my bags.
Here, take this for yourself.
Here, take this for yourself.
Here, take this thing off. This is dirty.
Here's an uncashed check for $70,000.
Hey, baby, you're all right.
Hey, Bigfoot, don't trip in the water!
Hey, Cary Grant. You want to get high?
Hey, doll, could you scare up another round for our table?
Hey, doll, how are you, huh? You live alone?
Hey, I think you and I ought to go outside and have a little talk.
Hey, Judge, cheer up, will you?
Hey, Judge, give someone else a chance! You lucky devil!
Hey, Judge! Double or nothing he makes it!
Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik.
Hey, look at that!
Hey, Mr. Gopher?
Hey, Mr. Webb. Can I ask you something?
Hey, Rabbi, nice seeing you. Folks how are you?
Hey, Ringo, play something hot, will you?
Hey, save me a toke!
Hey, thanks a lot!
Hey, that's a joke! I'm kidding. Give me the driver.
Hey, this is ridiculous. Let me carry that one.
Hey, tiger, here. Keep it fair, will you?
Hey, wait a minute! That's only 50 cents!
Hey, waiter, here. This is for you, all right? Oh! Captain Hook!
Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot! Come on.
Hey, we're all set to go. You know my friend here, don't you?
Hey, we're both starving. When do we eat?
Hey, what kind of shit is this?
Hey, where do we tee off?
Hey, where's the bar? Let's have some drinks here.
Hey, Whitey! Where's your hat?
Hey, you guys, cool it!
Hey, you scratched my anchor!
Hey, you two should get a room, you know?
Hey! Can you make a bullshot?
Hey! Great!
Hey! My buddy!
Hi, Maggie. How was it?
Hi, Mama.
Hold on, Danny. I think I let you have, what, $2.50 yesterday?
Hold on, Judge! That's my office. I better get going.
Hold on, son. Are you trying to make time with my best girl?
Honey, if he doesn't have something lined up by September...
Honey, who is this?
Hooray for the Douglases! Oh, Jonathan! Bad boy!
How about a Fresca?
How about a little something, you know, for the effort?
How about teams for $20,000? You can have Dr. Frankenputz.
How about we go swimming?
How come you're here?
How do I do it?
How do you measure yourself with other golfers?
How hot I can get you.
How many cokes?
How much is that?
How was what?
How would you like to mow my lawn?
However it happened, he was a good caddy and a good kid.
I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!
I beg your pardon!
I bet they'd love a great shopping mall right here!
I bet you slice it into the woods. A hundred bucks!
I can see he's out, numb nuts!
I can't believe the way you hit the ball, sir. You really covered it.
I can't foot the bill for everything around here, so don't ask for money.
I can't pay you. Lou has to.
I could break the club record.
I could put some stick um on there for you. It's my fault.
I demand satisfaction!
I did not throw it. It...
I didn't think so. No, the thing is, do you want to go to college?
I didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
I don't believe anybody's home.
I don't believe it.
I don't blame you. You're a tramp. Oh, that was a good one!
I don't have the swimwear. Besides, I've never swum.
I don't hold you responsible!
I don't know about that place anymore. I talked to a guy who went there.
I don't know.
I don't know. Did you have to take that Cooter Preference Test...
I don't play golf for money... against people.
I don't think I can handle that.
I don't understand it! I'm playing the worst game of my life!
I don't want to see another caddy body in this pool!
I enjoy... skinny skiing...
I figured a college bound fellow could use a few extra dollars, huh?
I figured as much! Hey, Moose!
I get no respect from anyone!
I guess I don't.
I guess it couldn't have been that great, then.
I guess it's just a matter now of...
I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh?
I guess you don't!
I had a couple of burgers and some cokes for lunch.
I hate myself. I'm gonna get that scholarship.
I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may.
I haven't even told him about the scholarship I didn't get.
I heard something about that, sir, but my grades in high school...
I hope that means both of us.
I invented my own kind of grass, too. Did you know that? Look at this.
I just want you to know that because of this...
I kind of slept here last night.
I kind of thought winning wasn't important.
I knew you'd do it!
I know I've made some mistakes in the past. I'm willing to make up for that.
I know why you came here tonight.
I know, but just guess. Eighty? Seventy five?
I like you, Betty.
I mean it now!
I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running,
I need a drink. Nice meeting you.
I never want to see that man here again!
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
I noticed your grips were worn, sir.
I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro.
I owe it to my folks to get that scholarship.
I owe you nothing!
I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but...
I really don't do this very often.
I saw Smails before. He was cheating.
I saw that! That's about 10 bucks and change!
I see it in court every day.
I should have mentioned it to you before.
I should have yelled two!
I smell varmint poontang, and the only good...
I swear I didn't tell anybody anything, sir.
I talked to Pete Scalary last night.
I tell you, country clubs and cemeteries...
I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before!
I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
I think I have enough butter now.
I think it's about time somebody teaches these varmints...
I think someone is giving you the big eye!
I think they're tunneling in from that construction site over yonder.
I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're *******, okay?
I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
I told you to cut the long grass on the 13th and mow the practice green!
I told you! Today is the day we change the holes!
I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful.
I want a hamburger.
I want a hot dog.
I want a milkshake.
I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!
I want to be good!
I want you out of that pool at once!
I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
I want you to meet Chuck Schick. He's clerking for me this summer...
I was born to lick your face.
I was born to love you.
I was born to rub you...
I was hoping to squeeze in nine holes before this rain starts.
I was just loosening up a bit.
I was unavoidably detained.
I will, sir.
I would lug 50 pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is going...
I'll be right back.
I'll be the head greenskeeper...
I'll bet you've got a lot of interesting stories...
I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
I'll call you back.
I'll drop by. You drop by my place any time.
I'll give you asthma!
I'll give you nothing! Absolutely nothing, you understand!
I'll just do the same thing, but with gophers.
I'll kill you!
I'll make some drinks for us all. We'll talk about it. Come on.
I'll pay for your lunch and I'll, uh, pay for the umbrella.
I'll play.
I'll put my best man on it!
I'll see you at the table. I'll sign your card.
I'll see you two tomorrow morning on the golf course!
I'll shoot you 18 holes for 10,000 bucks.
I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner...
I'll slap an injunction on them so fast it will make their heads spin!
I'll take Smails if nobody wants him.
I'll teach you.
I'll tell you what. Let me have the Coast. Any Coast!
I'll tell you what's real satisfying. Cash!
I'll tell you, son. My main satisfaction...
I'll work my way down.
I'm a very qualified... acupuncturist.
I'm afraid you forfeit.
I'm all right and nobody worry about me.
I'm an assistant greenskeeper.
I'm calling the police!
I'm christening my new sloop.
I'm Danny Noonan.
I'm getting a little tired of this. Gentlemen, it's about time we...
I'm getting ready for the season.
I'm going to enjoy this thoroughly.
I'm going to have it! I've already decided!
I'm going to law school, too.
I'm going to put it right on the line.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to use you guys to do my dirty work for me.
I'm going to.
I'm having a little party at the Yacht Club this Sunday.
I'm in big trouble.
I'm infallible, young fellow!
I'm just going to eat these,
I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible.
I'm looking at you. You wore green so you could hide.
I'm no doorknob, either.
I'm not going to let you go through this alone!
I'm not making it up!
I'm not sure where they are.
I'm not talking. Stop talking.
I'm playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
I'm sure going to try, sir.
I've always been fascinated with the law, sir.
I've felt grass like this before. I've played on this stuff.
I've got a good idea.
I've got a more important job for you.
I've got my own standards, my own way.
I've got pounds of this stuff.
I've got to get inside...
I've got to go to college. I've got to!
I've just got to win that caddy tournament!
I've never done that.
I've often thought of entering the priesthood.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
If he bothers you, I'll take care of him.
If he's as good as he says he is, he's got to play me to prove it!
If I can just make this one.
If I could just borrow a wedge or something and...
If they drop a fork, you give them another one.
If you find anything that doesn't look like it...
If you win, I'll make it worth your while.
If you've got the guts.
In Haiti!
In Nebraska? Besides, it costs like $8,000 a year.
In one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance...
In this case, my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit.
In this place? Good luck!
Is that it? I think it is!
Is that so? Who made you Pope of this dump?
Is this a family business, or what?
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
Is this your place?
It might look pretty good on a young fellow's application.
It might not be yours. Okay?
It must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan.
It slipped!
It was an accident! It slipped out of my hands.
It's a birdie!
It's a good idea. Next time be more careful!
It's a little harsh. Here. Cannonball it!
It's about 30 bucks plus tips.
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in...
It's easy. You fill the water glass, replace the butter.
It's good. You don't know how to do it.
It's in the hole!
It's just a bush. Don't even look twice at it.
It's just that my dad can't afford it.
It's my problem. I can handle it.
It's no big deal!
It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying.
It's really awful.
It's the best, man. I got it from a n****.
It's the big rub.
It's yours.
John, you take the Bish.
Judge Smails invited me at the club.
Judge Smails, sir, can I talk to you?
Judge Smails, sir?
Judge Smails, Smails the Third, Dr. Beeper and Bishop Pickering.
Judge! Come on, let's be adults here!
Just a harmless squirrel.
Just a little more oil.
Just let it happen. Be the ball.
Just relax. Find your center.
Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...
Keep it.
Kids! Look, I'm terribly sorry this happened.
Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Late for what?
Let me have half a dozen of those Vulcan D tens...
Let me tell you a little story.
Let's go into the... patio.
Let's go to your office.
Let's go while we're young!
Let's go, Beeper!
Let's make it $40,000.
Let's not mess the place up. We can handle this in private.
Let's not... cave in too easy, huh?
Let's play golf!
Lf... you understand and abide by the rules of decent society.
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.
Listen, as soon as you guys get...
Listen, you were sweet and I'm sorry I was hard on you.
Listen, you're good deep down. I know you'll do the right thing.
Look at the wax build up on those shoes!
Look, I don't want to get married!
Look, sir, just bend a little that way and swing away and...
Looks like you're going to make a lot of money when you're older.
Lou raised the price of coke. He's been losing at the track.
Lowest score wins the hole in regulation match play.
Madonna with meatballs!
Make your future. I'm a veg, Danny.
Make yourself comfortable.
Make... make it!
Makes a lot of sense.
Man in a boat overboard.
May I escort you out, ma'am?
Maybe just open a curtain and I can just get out of here.
Maybe just open a curtain and I can just get out of here.
Me winning isn't! You do!
Mind if I play through?
Miracle, eh?
More like 68, I think.
Motor mouth, take Dr. Beeper.
Mr. Havercamp, your ball is right over here, sir.
Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, you know that?
Mrs. Havercamp. You go that way and it's right over...
Mrs. Havercamp. You need this.
Much better now, though.
Music is a violation of our personal privacy! He is breaking the law!
My boat needs exactly $20,000 worth of repairs.
My dad... never liked you.
My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!
My foe, my enemy, is an animal...
My friend, you have no idea how happy this is going to make me.
My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.
My niece is the kind of girl that has a certain... zest for living.
My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
My, what a nice looking young man! You're from Bushwood, aren't you?
Natural spring.
Nice form.
Nice man.
Nice shot, Bishop. You must have made a deal with the devil!
Nice try.
Nitrogen...
No bare feet.
No fighting.
No fighting.
No, a cheeseburger.
No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire.
No, he's not my type.
No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam.
No, I deserved it. I've been acting like a jerk.
No, I did not do that.
No, I don't want to stick to anything in here.
No, I was kidding.
No, I'm not, Grandpa! I'm playing tennis!
No, I'm not!
No, I've been a creep lately and I just can't help it.
No, I've never had that problem. Why?
No, look, I want to, all right?
No, Mr. Havercamp, the green is right over there. It's that way.
No, no! Nice shot! Right on the beach.
No, no. Dolphin.
No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein,
No, you don't!
No, you're not.
No. I can do it.
No. I'm happy! I'm not pregnant!
No. St. Copius of, uh, Northern...
No. You're in for half of $80,000.
Nobody likes a tattletale... except, of course, me.
Noonan... you can do it!
Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about.
Not bad, huh? And I'll have 2,000 more units in the next two years!
Nothing to be alarmed about.
Now back this thing out of here right now!
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Now I've done it. You get that way when you... Oh, I'm sorry.
Now, what the devil!
Now, who did you say the jerk was, jerk?
Now... Maggie's pants.
Odd, it is. Your honor... Your Honor.
Odd!
Of all the nerve!
Of course. You're the young man who wants to be in the Senate.
Oh, all areas. Personal privacy, noise statutes.
Oh, are you Roman Catholic?
Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia.
Oh, did somebody step on a duck?
Oh, God! That's all I need!
Oh, he doesn't keep score, sir.
Oh, how about the grand you owe me, huh?
Oh, I don't keep score, Judge.
Oh, I might, at that.
Oh, I, uh... play a lot of golf.
Oh, I'm hot today!
Oh, it looks good on you, though.
Oh, the graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?
Oh, there's my phone!
Oh, Webb, I didn't see your name on the sign in sheet for the Club tournament.
Oh, yeah? When? How?
Oh, yes, I took it. They said I should be a fire watcher.
Oh, you want satisfaction.
Oh, you're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?
Oh! My arm! It's broken!
Okay, Danny, this is for the Gold.
Okay, let's have a look. That might be a fractured ulna.
Okay, Pookie, do the honors.
Okay! I guess we're playing for keeps now.
Okay! You can owe me!
Open up. Come on.
Orange balls! I'll have a box of those...
Out! I said, out! Didn't you hear me?
Out! I want him out of here!
Ow! That hurts!
Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey.
Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree.
People don't say things about you. As far as you know.
Picture the shot. Picture it.
Please! What's going on?
Pretty pathetic, Ty.
Put me down for five.
Put that steering wheel over here where it belongs...
Ratfarts!
Really? Are you going to Harvard?
Really? What areas?
Right in the lumber yard. It's okay. We'll work on it.
Right. If you need any more...
Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook.
Save me a parking place!
Say, let's have a little bit of this. Look at this. Try it.
Say, you guys are brothers, huh?
Scum, slime. Menace to the golfing industry!
See you on deck, Senator!
See your future. Be... your future.
She's incredible!
Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again...
Silver wings upon their chest...
Sing me a love song.
Sit down, Danny.
Smoking grass. Poor caddying.
So does your brain! You want to double it?
So I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet...
So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?
So I'll give us both the courtesy of not reviewing...
So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
So let's dance!
So we finish 18 and he's going to stiff me.
So what brings you to this nape of the woods... neck of the wape?
So what do you think?
So what you have to do, you have to fall back...
So what?
So when Mona died last winter, I said to myself,
So, if you guys want to get fired...
Something to be very proud of.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry about this mess. Let me just clean up here.
Sorry, Grandpa. I forgot.
Spaulding can play out eight holes.
Spaulding, get your foot off the boat!
Spaulding, this calls for the old Billy Baroo.
Spaulding! Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
Spaulding! How many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Spaulding! No!
Stop it. The judge will see you.
Stop thinking. Let things happen...
Stop! Stop!
Sure thing, Judge.
Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy.
Sure you don't need me for nothing?
Sure. Go right ahead. Are you getting in a late night or something?
Take my bag, huh?
Take one good guess.
Take over for me.
Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot.
Thank you very little.
Thanks a lot!
Thanks for helping me back there. You're a good caddy.
Thanks for the dope.
That girl. Listen, I'd put that idea right out of your mind.
That is kind of incredible, sir.
That kangaroo just stole my ball!
That kid will eat anything!
That must be the tea.
That was right where you wanted it.
That would help.
That would work. I'm going to call you if I need that help.
That's a doozie, Judge!
That's a great shot.
That's a peach, hon!
That's a very in thing to say.
That's fine for me. That's good.
That's good, isn't it?
That's great.
That's it, then.
That's it!
That's it!
That's my brother! Give me a hand.
That's right, unless you allow him a substitute.
That's right. Or in the words of Jean Paul Sartre...
That's right. The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it!
That's what they said about Son of Sam. You know something else?
That's your nephew!
That's your nephew!
The 12th son of the Lama.
The amazing stuff about this...
The Dalai Lama, himself.
The dance of the living dead!
The Douglases got fake brick. You don't have to paint it.
The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking.
The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
The judge would like to see a caddy named Danny Noonan...
The last thing any of us need right now...
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!
The man is a menace!
The match is for $20,000 each.
The most important decision you can make right now is where you stand.
The normally reserved crowd...
The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote...
Then do it, man!
Then split. Okay?
Then you ain't getting no coke!
There have been a lot of complaints already.
There is no God!
There it is!
There she is!
There's a brown Audi parked in my parking space.
There's a lot of... well, badness in the world today.
They invented the game there, except they call it gof...
They say for Italians this is skilled labor, you know that?
They say that doesn't mean anything until I'm the head greenskeeper.
They're all selling? Then buy!
This crowd is going deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere.
This is a biggy!
This is a golf course, not a parking lot!
This is a hybrid. This is a cross bluegrass,
This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off...
This is for you. Tell Ty Webb I'm gunning for him.
This is going to be sweet.
This is it! It's the Title!
This is it! It's the Title!
This is registered. Carl Spackler's Bench.
This is registered. Carl Spackler's Bench.
This is the Isle of Wight.
This is the worst looking hat I ever saw!
This is your fate line.
This is your wife, huh? Oh, a lovely lady.
This looks like it could be gravy.
This stuff is terrible.